This weekend me and Cal...

The world according to Rye · 7th October 2003, 06:04 PM

Went to Itchy's (Icthus_yan) party at his flat on friday night, Cal 16 or so beers and i had 2 bottles of legendery blackthorn cider, i was already on antibiotix so i was feelin kinda fucked after a few pints cider. Most of the night is a blur untill the fun started...

Ladies and gentleman... i bring you the new phenomenon in card playing... BASTARD 26

The new revolution in drunken pastimes.... gaurenteed to get any girl naked!

Its kinda like strip pontoun... but the rules are... you make them up as go along so that the girls always lose! Usually there either too stupid to take notice or wanna get naked anyway...

So theres me, Cal, A girl (she will remain anonymous) and a few others sitting their stark naked havin a blast playin Bastard 21, Itch was playin too but he was too busy tryin to protect the girl from gettin naked coz he fancys her! And in the end we all fucked like cows! (last part not stricktly true)

So when that became boring and everone popped of to bed me and cac stayed up and drank beer and snorted coke! We decided we should leave little suprises around the place for folk! so we did.

Itch was a casualty to this when he drank a good solid mouthfull of my urine straight from the coke bottle... as i imagine did someone else as there was a considrebly less amount of liquid in the apple juice bottle in the morning... there are some other nasty surprises but to my knowledge i dont think theve been discovered yet... all will be revealed!

bridget frenzy · 7th October 2003, 06:22 PM

dude... dude... dude.... who wee'd in the apple juice?? i do beleive it was me and someone drank it..... i think it was hangover wee wee's all round on sunday.

oh yeah and big fuck you's and shammy mowsers go out to the guy who thinks jeff buckley is better than belvedere.

Rye you forgeot to mention your eggy pockets inciddent!

anyone fancy a game of bastard 26? i don't mind getting down to the bollocks!

The world according to Rye · 7th October 2003, 06:32 PM

I do believe the little Nirvana T shirt wearing fuck said something along the lines of "Go and put something better on than this punk shit, how about Jeff Buckly" Fucking confused little hippy! Good thing to say from someone wearing a nirvana t shirt!

Yeah the eggy pockets was funny.. but not as funny as Gums "Dyood, dyood, dyood" McGinty and his fucking bloody match trick!

Icthus_yan · 7th October 2003, 07:34 PM

haha was funny as................i did drink the wee wee, but so did sumone else. and rye had eggy esplanade in his pocket.

The world according to Rye · 31st May 2005, 01:41 AM

Ahh when we were kids...

: : Scott : : · 31st May 2005, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by bridget frenzy

oh yeah and big fuck you's and shammy mowsers go out to the guy who thinks jeff buckley is better than belvedere.

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Originally Posted by The world according to Rye

"Go and put something better on than this punk shit, how about Jeff Buckly" Fucking confused little hippy!

My christian name is Cream Puff Winchester.

7th October 2003, 06:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
The world according to Rye Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,385	This weekend me and Cal... Went to Itchy's (Icthus_yan) party at his flat on friday night, Cal 16 or so beers and i had 2 bottles of legendery blackthorn cider, i was already on antibiotix so i was feelin kinda fucked after a few pints cider. Most of the night is a blur untill the fun started... Ladies and gentleman... i bring you the new phenomenon in card playing... BASTARD 26 The new revolution in drunken pastimes.... gaurenteed to get any girl naked! Its kinda like strip pontoun... but the rules are... you make them up as go along so that the girls always lose! Usually there either too stupid to take notice or wanna get naked anyway... So theres me, Cal, A girl (she will remain anonymous) and a few others sitting their stark naked havin a blast playin Bastard 21, Itch was playin too but he was too busy tryin to protect the girl from gettin naked coz he fancys her! And in the end we all fucked like cows! (last part not stricktly true) So when that became boring and everone popped of to bed me and cac stayed up and drank beer and snorted coke! We decided we should leave little suprises around the place for folk! so we did. Itch was a casualty to this when he drank a good solid mouthfull of my urine straight from the coke bottle... as i imagine did someone else as there was a considrebly less amount of liquid in the apple juice bottle in the morning... there are some other nasty surprises but to my knowledge i dont think theve been discovered yet... all will be revealed!

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7th October 2003, 06:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
bridget frenzy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: www.strikeatthesource.com Posts: 2,817	dude... dude... dude.... who wee'd in the apple juice?? i do beleive it was me and someone drank it..... i think it was hangover wee wee's all round on sunday. oh yeah and big fuck you's and shammy mowsers go out to the guy who thinks jeff buckley is better than belvedere. Rye you forgeot to mention your eggy pockets inciddent! anyone fancy a game of bastard 26? i don't mind getting down to the bollocks!

7th October 2003, 06:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
The world according to Rye Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,385	I do believe the little Nirvana T shirt wearing fuck said something along the lines of "Go and put something better on than this punk shit, how about Jeff Buckly" Fucking confused little hippy! Good thing to say from someone wearing a nirvana t shirt! Yeah the eggy pockets was funny.. but not as funny as Gums "Dyood, dyood, dyood" McGinty and his fucking bloody match trick!

7th October 2003, 07:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
Icthus_yan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: dundee/ pittenweem Posts: 1,342	haha was funny as................i did drink the wee wee, but so did sumone else. and rye had eggy esplanade in his pocket.

31st May 2005, 01:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
The world according to Rye Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,385	Ahh when we were kids...