sexist remarks - Page 2

Ferg · 22nd October 2003, 11:22 PM

show's yer clunge

Rosco the magnificent · 23rd October 2003, 12:00 AM

you're all fucking gay the fuckin lot of you

Jamie The CFH · 23rd October 2003, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talcum

Very sexist joke coming up... if you will be offended don't read it.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing... she's already been telt twice!

hehe, i've been spreading that one too, it's hideous!

23rd October 2003, 03:24 PM

ferg........what in god's name is a 'clunge'

is this common speech is bishopbriggs

blair

Talcum · 23rd October 2003, 04:30 PM

it might a be hybrid of the words clit and minge with a U thrown in to make it sound dortier.

Rosco the magnificent · 23rd October 2003, 11:45 PM

clunge is just a bishy phrase to compete with 'fud'. Truly rank

scallymarkwag · 29th October 2003, 03:11 PM

I hail from the land of Bishy and I ain't never heard 'clunge' before

...nice word ferg

Rosco the magnificent · 29th October 2003, 11:27 PM

The bin outside asda- can't get much banter there surely though?

Ferg · 2nd November 2003, 02:27 AM

this guy came out of asda and put a £5 in the bin thinkin it was his receipt. the guy said "aaw fuck, gonny geez ma 5er back mate" and the bin said "no, get to buggery you clunge fuck!"

Garywag · 2nd November 2003, 01:44 PM

and now mark has a black eye and owes me £5

Ferg · 2nd November 2003, 11:03 PM

different incident there gary, but a strange coincidence.
along with the coincidence that you look quite like Gaz Tops from How2.and your name can also be shortened to Gaz.
you are the same person and therefor you are married to Violet Berlin.

Rosco the magnificent · 3rd November 2003, 12:02 AM

is that the cunt who presented a computer game show on CITV a few years back?

Garywag · 4th November 2003, 09:45 AM

sweet

Ferg · 4th November 2003, 06:15 PM

it is the very same lady ross. she also appeared in micro machines for the mega drive. no match for the mighty spider tho

scallymarkwag · 4th November 2003, 11:07 PM

Jethro all the way mate

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22nd October 2003, 11:22 PM	#16 (permalink)
Ferg Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bishy-o-briggs Posts: 524	show's yer clunge

23rd October 2003, 12:00 AM	#17 (permalink)
Rosco the magnificent ping-pong Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Lenzieshire (for a little while) Posts: 4,143 Band: My Own Religion	you're all fucking gay the fuckin lot of you

23rd October 2003, 03:24 PM	#19 (permalink)
Unregistered Posts: n/a	ferg........what in god's name is a 'clunge' is this common speech is bishopbriggs blair

23rd October 2003, 04:30 PM	#20 (permalink)
Talcum Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: wherever makes me c00l, dickhead. Posts: 1,129	it might a be hybrid of the words clit and minge with a U thrown in to make it sound dortier.

23rd October 2003, 11:45 PM	#21 (permalink)
Rosco the magnificent ping-pong Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Lenzieshire (for a little while) Posts: 4,143 Band: My Own Religion	clunge is just a bishy phrase to compete with 'fud'. Truly rank

29th October 2003, 03:11 PM	#22 (permalink)
scallymarkwag Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The bin outside asda Posts: 222	I hail from the land of Bishy and I ain't never heard 'clunge' before ...nice word ferg

29th October 2003, 11:27 PM	#23 (permalink)
Rosco the magnificent ping-pong Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Lenzieshire (for a little while) Posts: 4,143 Band: My Own Religion	The bin outside asda- can't get much banter there surely though?

2nd November 2003, 02:27 AM	#24 (permalink)
Ferg Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bishy-o-briggs Posts: 524	this guy came out of asda and put a £5 in the bin thinkin it was his receipt. the guy said "aaw fuck, gonny geez ma 5er back mate" and the bin said "no, get to buggery you clunge fuck!"

2nd November 2003, 01:44 PM	#25 (permalink)
Garywag Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Bishopbriggs, Glasgow Posts: 1,820	and now mark has a black eye and owes me £5

2nd November 2003, 11:03 PM	#26 (permalink)
Ferg Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bishy-o-briggs Posts: 524	different incident there gary, but a strange coincidence. along with the coincidence that you look quite like Gaz Tops from How2.and your name can also be shortened to Gaz. you are the same person and therefor you are married to Violet Berlin.

3rd November 2003, 12:02 AM	#27 (permalink)
Rosco the magnificent ping-pong Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Lenzieshire (for a little while) Posts: 4,143 Band: My Own Religion	is that the cunt who presented a computer game show on CITV a few years back?

4th November 2003, 09:45 AM	#28 (permalink)
Garywag Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Bishopbriggs, Glasgow Posts: 1,820	sweet

4th November 2003, 06:15 PM	#29 (permalink)
Ferg Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bishy-o-briggs Posts: 524	it is the very same lady ross. she also appeared in micro machines for the mega drive. no match for the mighty spider tho

4th November 2003, 11:07 PM	#30 (permalink)
scallymarkwag Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The bin outside asda Posts: 222	Jethro all the way mate