cool as fuck min!

The Rogue · 8th November 2002, 09:46 AM

when i was plunkin off college the other day i saw this really cool trick on a CITV wildlife show. How to hypnotise a chicken with a piece of chalk! no shit!
step1.borrow a chicken from dan
step2.hold the chicken still with it feet on the floor
step3.when the chicken is calm,get someone to hold a peice of chalk infront of the chickens face
step4.when the chicken has focused on chalk,slowly begin to draw a straight line on the floor infront of the chicken
step5.by now the little chook should be well and truley under your power,wa ha ha
step6.let go of your egg laying compadre and the little fucker will stand still in a complete trance
step7.in order to bring the chicken back down to earth just snap your fingers and "BUCKAWK" its back to normal!!!!
the little bastard concentrates on the line so hard it ko's,chickens have an attention span no larger than pedro's
fuckin ace trick

this should help you keep them still for you dan
chicken fucker! mwa ha,mwa ha

Misled Dan · 15th November 2002, 12:50 PM

Got any good tricks for ducks? So much tighter, cuss their eggs are smaller, so they are generally less stretched...

If you have any for any farmyard animal I would be interested, really... Dont worry bout our four-legged friends, mind, I have a perfectly sturdy pair of wellies...

The Rogue · 15th November 2002, 01:53 PM

you slag! did you grow up on a farm as an only child with nobody to play with except your pet pig elvis.
i think you can hypnotise a moose with block of strong cheddar.or you could always do that thing that crocodile dundee does to that buffalo,believe that puts them under for the whole night <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Misled Dan · 16th November 2002, 03:34 PM

Ya can put anythin in a trance if ur cheese is stinky enuf, or at least thats what Torhild tells me... <img border="0" alt="[Barf]" title="" src="graemlins/barf.gif" />

The Rogue · 18th November 2002, 12:35 PM

dan you should always wash your helmet or one day the cheese will take over and your knob will drop off.and in place of your penis you'll have a little cheesy stump which torhild might decide to eat

Misled Dan · 3rd December 2002, 01:07 PM

Yeah, good point, she is fairly partial to a nice bitta cheese...

I should maybe just get more head, saves on the showering... And lets face it, Torhild has gotta be the biggest cum junky you have ever met!!!

The Rogue · 3rd December 2002, 07:27 PM

riiiight

Misled Pete · 4th December 2002, 10:46 AM

Dan i was just on (and still am) on the net, and i read your chicks a cum junkie and likes nothing more than havin 8 guys beat off all over her at once then to lick up the spillage.

4th December 2002, 04:33 PM

And who do you think beats the guys off for her, eh dan?now we know how you got so good at sax blowin'.

"..Save the whales oohh save the whales
save the whales ooohh save the whales
but shoot the seals............................................. ... cause they eat all the fish"

The Rogue · 4th December 2002, 07:31 PM

when did dan get good at the sax

Misled Dan · 6th December 2002, 08:36 AM

Theres no need for any of that, I can cum for 20 men!

8th November 2002, 09:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
The Rogue Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: ko coralle Posts: 187	cool as fuck min! when i was plunkin off college the other day i saw this really cool trick on a CITV wildlife show. How to hypnotise a chicken with a piece of chalk! no shit! step1.borrow a chicken from dan step2.hold the chicken still with it feet on the floor step3.when the chicken is calm,get someone to hold a peice of chalk infront of the chickens face step4.when the chicken has focused on chalk,slowly begin to draw a straight line on the floor infront of the chicken step5.by now the little chook should be well and truley under your power,wa ha ha step6.let go of your egg laying compadre and the little fucker will stand still in a complete trance step7.in order to bring the chicken back down to earth just snap your fingers and "BUCKAWK" its back to normal!!!! the little bastard concentrates on the line so hard it ko's,chickens have an attention span no larger than pedro's fuckin ace trick this should help you keep them still for you dan chicken fucker! mwa ha,mwa ha

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15th November 2002, 12:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
Misled Dan Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Scumdee Posts: 123	Got any good tricks for ducks? So much tighter, cuss their eggs are smaller, so they are generally less stretched... If you have any for any farmyard animal I would be interested, really... Dont worry bout our four-legged friends, mind, I have a perfectly sturdy pair of wellies...

15th November 2002, 01:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
The Rogue Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: ko coralle Posts: 187	you slag! did you grow up on a farm as an only child with nobody to play with except your pet pig elvis. i think you can hypnotise a moose with block of strong cheddar.or you could always do that thing that crocodile dundee does to that buffalo,believe that puts them under for the whole night <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

16th November 2002, 03:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
Misled Dan Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Scumdee Posts: 123	Ya can put anythin in a trance if ur cheese is stinky enuf, or at least thats what Torhild tells me... <img border="0" alt="[Barf]" title="" src="graemlins/barf.gif" />

18th November 2002, 12:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
The Rogue Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: ko coralle Posts: 187	dan you should always wash your helmet or one day the cheese will take over and your knob will drop off.and in place of your penis you'll have a little cheesy stump which torhild might decide to eat

3rd December 2002, 01:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
Misled Dan Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Scumdee Posts: 123	Yeah, good point, she is fairly partial to a nice bitta cheese... I should maybe just get more head, saves on the showering... And lets face it, Torhild has gotta be the biggest cum junky you have ever met!!!

3rd December 2002, 07:27 PM	#7 (permalink)
The Rogue Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: ko coralle Posts: 187	riiiight

4th December 2002, 10:46 AM	#8 (permalink)
Misled Pete Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Playboy Mansion Posts: 296	Dan i was just on (and still am) on the net, and i read your chicks a cum junkie and likes nothing more than havin 8 guys beat off all over her at once then to lick up the spillage.

4th December 2002, 04:33 PM	#9 (permalink)
<misled lee> Posts: n/a	And who do you think beats the guys off for her, eh dan?now we know how you got so good at sax blowin'. "..Save the whales oohh save the whales save the whales ooohh save the whales but shoot the seals............................................. ... cause they eat all the fish"

4th December 2002, 07:31 PM	#10 (permalink)
The Rogue Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: ko coralle Posts: 187	when did dan get good at the sax

6th December 2002, 08:36 AM	#11 (permalink)
Misled Dan Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Scumdee Posts: 123	Theres no need for any of that, I can cum for 20 men!