Our very mini tour too England

Misled Pete · 12th November 2002, 04:54 PM

So ....................... we spent our weekend in a van traviling half the country and getting high, cold and tired. Not me though i was driving and the big electronic signs kept on reminding me DON'T TAKE DRUGS AND DRIVE.

We set off from edinburgh at about 8.30am on Saturday morning to head for Lecieter which was all the way on the next page of the map. It took 8hrs to get there and then a t 6pm we played our set.

The little people, who had been listening to Atomic Kitten prior to our set, seem to think we were shit hot and skanked and slammed there little hearts out. There was the odd stage diver knocking Dans mic over and one or two crowds surfers throwen into the mix as well.

After our set we went for a wander around Lecieter but only got as far as McDonalds where a burger was only 50p. Lecieter had all it Christmas Decorations up on the fucking 9th of November - What is this world coming too?

Anyway we had nowhere to stay in Lecieter and i doubt the kids mums and dads would appreciate us hitting the hay in there houses so we shot off from the peadophiles dream that was the shed to a service station 40miles from Leeds where quite ironicly loads of peadophillic truckers hang out.

This was to be our bad for the night at £5 for our parking ticket we crawled up into our sleeping bags in the van, smoked a few joints and (tried) to K.O.

at 10 the next mornig we hit the road to Bradford, and got there an hour or so later. On Sunday in Bradford, 8 weeks before Christmas when every sad bastard in the U.K is rushing around spending every penny to there name on prezzies, nothing bar fast food outlets and amusement halls and a shitty run down ice rink were open!

I'm guessing that in Bradford there all degenerate gamblers that spend there winnings on fast food, so theres no need for shops to open more than once a month.

Anyway we played our show in a cool as fuck venue called 1 in 12 (see the review someone left on the forum)

Then at 10.30 we hit the road for our 6hr drive home with me and tony sharing the driving and the pro-plus to stay awake.

More happened that this but my credits about to go.

Choc spread rolls and heads, 13yr old lovin, ramakin eyes, greasy hands.................... hopefully someone else will fill you in

Pete

Misled Dan · 13th November 2002, 03:13 PM

Its paedophile man, pAEdophile, god dammit!!!

Anyway, yeah, the high-light of the weekend for me, other than all the 13 year old punani, was when pete threw his chocolate spread roll at Kevs head, with one of the most satisfying splats I have ever heard! Kev proceded to get most angry (the most angry I have ever seen him, in fact!), and started on Pete. Pete had Kev in a head lock for at least 3 or 4 minutes, before managing to spread chocolate in Kev's hair. Pete got some splash-back on his troosers, and looked like somebody had shat on his general groin area.

All in all it was damn funny, and Kev looked like he was about to burst out in tears... They made up fairly quickly tho, but we all agreed that it was a tremendous SPLAT!

The Rogue · 15th November 2002, 01:48 PM

i remember on the way back from leeds me and barry attacked kev in a japefull act of fun, and the crazy bastard flipped out and unleashed one of the most vicious toe-pokes ever,seem to remember he was aiming for the groin too.i think kev should move to hollywood and become the next vinny jones <img border="0" alt="[Willy]" title="" src="graemlins/willie.gif" /> or maybe even the next grounds-keeper willy

12th November 2002, 04:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
Misled Pete Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Playboy Mansion Posts: 296	Our very mini tour too England So ....................... we spent our weekend in a van traviling half the country and getting high, cold and tired. Not me though i was driving and the big electronic signs kept on reminding me DON'T TAKE DRUGS AND DRIVE. We set off from edinburgh at about 8.30am on Saturday morning to head for Lecieter which was all the way on the next page of the map. It took 8hrs to get there and then a t 6pm we played our set. The little people, who had been listening to Atomic Kitten prior to our set, seem to think we were shit hot and skanked and slammed there little hearts out. There was the odd stage diver knocking Dans mic over and one or two crowds surfers throwen into the mix as well. After our set we went for a wander around Lecieter but only got as far as McDonalds where a burger was only 50p. Lecieter had all it Christmas Decorations up on the fucking 9th of November - What is this world coming too? Anyway we had nowhere to stay in Lecieter and i doubt the kids mums and dads would appreciate us hitting the hay in there houses so we shot off from the peadophiles dream that was the shed to a service station 40miles from Leeds where quite ironicly loads of peadophillic truckers hang out. This was to be our bad for the night at £5 for our parking ticket we crawled up into our sleeping bags in the van, smoked a few joints and (tried) to K.O. at 10 the next mornig we hit the road to Bradford, and got there an hour or so later. On Sunday in Bradford, 8 weeks before Christmas when every sad bastard in the U.K is rushing around spending every penny to there name on prezzies, nothing bar fast food outlets and amusement halls and a shitty run down ice rink were open! I'm guessing that in Bradford there all degenerate gamblers that spend there winnings on fast food, so theres no need for shops to open more than once a month. Anyway we played our show in a cool as fuck venue called 1 in 12 (see the review someone left on the forum) Then at 10.30 we hit the road for our 6hr drive home with me and tony sharing the driving and the pro-plus to stay awake. More happened that this but my credits about to go. Choc spread rolls and heads, 13yr old lovin, ramakin eyes, greasy hands.................... hopefully someone else will fill you in Pete

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13th November 2002, 03:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
Misled Dan Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Scumdee Posts: 123	Its paedophile man, pAEdophile, god dammit!!! Anyway, yeah, the high-light of the weekend for me, other than all the 13 year old punani, was when pete threw his chocolate spread roll at Kevs head, with one of the most satisfying splats I have ever heard! Kev proceded to get most angry (the most angry I have ever seen him, in fact!), and started on Pete. Pete had Kev in a head lock for at least 3 or 4 minutes, before managing to spread chocolate in Kev's hair. Pete got some splash-back on his troosers, and looked like somebody had shat on his general groin area. All in all it was damn funny, and Kev looked like he was about to burst out in tears... They made up fairly quickly tho, but we all agreed that it was a tremendous SPLAT!

15th November 2002, 01:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
The Rogue Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: ko coralle Posts: 187	i remember on the way back from leeds me and barry attacked kev in a japefull act of fun, and the crazy bastard flipped out and unleashed one of the most vicious toe-pokes ever,seem to remember he was aiming for the groin too.i think kev should move to hollywood and become the next vinny jones <img border="0" alt="[Willy]" title="" src="graemlins/willie.gif" /> or maybe even the next grounds-keeper willy