cal's phrase bank for the day - Page 7

Abbott-NYS · 14th January 2005, 12:52 PM

holy shite.....

i forgot about this too! i mean how could i forget about this buggar? provided me with laughs a plenty.

bridget frenzy · 14th January 2005, 05:36 PM

iam not as funny as i was last year....i guess my balls dropped and i lost my funny bone? is this normal for a 22 year old?

Abbott-NYS · 15th January 2005, 06:48 PM

probably. maybe you should ask your mum. she could maybe feel ur balls see if there is really anything there or not...

she'd know best?!

jonny_spaceman · 16th January 2005, 01:22 PM

ach you may not be as funny as you were last year but at least your still funnier than abbott

bridget frenzy · 16th January 2005, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonny_spaceman

ach you may not be as funny as you were last year but at least your still funnier than abbott

i have a 15 year old colostomy bag that is funnier than abbott!

and its better looking!

Abbott-NYS · 17th January 2005, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonny_spaceman

ach you may not be as funny as you were last year but at least your still funnier than abbott

aye but at least i didn't ram my car in2 the back of a car full of ABERDEEN fans!

cunt!

bridget frenzy · 17th January 2005, 06:28 PM

i once rammed my cock into a car full of aberdeen fans! then shot my load on the pavement infront of an old lady who was coming back from wednesday bingo special down at the gala, unfortunatley she slipped and smashed her coupon off a skateramp some little kids had made, thus leaking her brain onto the paverment and my new shoes....mummy was not best pleased!

4u2pncolin · 18th January 2005, 10:32 AM

johnduss is when the liver fales and turns ure skin dark

bridget frenzy · 18th January 2005, 11:49 AM

your skin turns yellow like the little bit on my kness which is yellow.....its coz its pish stained from doing wee wees on my knees so often.

bridget frenzy · 16th May 2005, 08:53 AM

oh bunty....who is the champion....i have 12 points and you have none! lick the roof of my mouth! it just goes to show that the daddy oversee's everything...including the totruring of wilsons in iceland with herring bones and milk.

thus far i have dragged this bitch from the archives for you all to have a josh.

Scotty · 16th May 2005, 05:00 PM

Thats pretty good cal, but we need more man.

Johnny · 18th May 2005, 08:48 AM

I think you're complied to keep this going now the band is going again Cal.

bridget frenzy · 18th May 2005, 12:24 PM

"iam not necking her...she has an airfreshener'y vagina"

"spectacular bum trapeze acts of the not so Mawhuniony 1960's"

"plug in my surroget Suttcliff....Agnes is having a Labia parade"

"I most certainly will scuff your woggle for a terrance and scobey wonderdung!"

"Grass chaps, Cloudy Doo Dah's and people who say 'cork board pastry'"

kirsty_g13952 · 18th May 2005, 01:03 PM

i hope u haven't been sayin that at work. think of all those old women who r gettin all flustered!!!

bridget frenzy · 23rd May 2005, 01:05 PM

"have you read 'my gran was a teenage coal miner' by Montgomery Grizzle Gloggs and Soosoo Pandemonium Rubber?"

"Oiling up my outward Makelele for a scone party and Tuesdays Grubber Kick Festival!"

"Zobbzie Conks"

18th January 2005, 10:32 AM	#98 (permalink)
4u2pncolin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: fishinweem Posts: 14	johnduss johnduss is when the liver fales and turns ure skin dark

23rd May 2005, 01:05 PM	#105 (permalink)
bridget frenzy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: www.strikeatthesource.com Posts: 2,817	"have you read 'my gran was a teenage coal miner' by Montgomery Grizzle Gloggs and Soosoo Pandemonium Rubber?" "Oiling up my outward Makelele for a scone party and Tuesdays Grubber Kick Festival!" "Zobbzie Conks" Last edited by The world according to Rye : 23rd May 2005 at 02:11 PM.

14th January 2005, 12:52 PM	#91 (permalink)
Abbott-NYS Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Glasgow/Dundee Posts: 3,292 Band: Not Your Saviour	holy shite..... i forgot about this too! i mean how could i forget about this buggar? provided me with laughs a plenty.

14th January 2005, 05:36 PM	#92 (permalink)
bridget frenzy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: www.strikeatthesource.com Posts: 2,817	iam not as funny as i was last year....i guess my balls dropped and i lost my funny bone? is this normal for a 22 year old?

15th January 2005, 06:48 PM	#93 (permalink)
Abbott-NYS Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Glasgow/Dundee Posts: 3,292 Band: Not Your Saviour	probably. maybe you should ask your mum. she could maybe feel ur balls see if there is really anything there or not... she'd know best?!

16th January 2005, 01:22 PM	#94 (permalink)
jonny_spaceman Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: monifieth rock city Posts: 1,313	ach you may not be as funny as you were last year but at least your still funnier than abbott

17th January 2005, 06:28 PM	#97 (permalink)
bridget frenzy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: www.strikeatthesource.com Posts: 2,817	i once rammed my cock into a car full of aberdeen fans! then shot my load on the pavement infront of an old lady who was coming back from wednesday bingo special down at the gala, unfortunatley she slipped and smashed her coupon off a skateramp some little kids had made, thus leaking her brain onto the paverment and my new shoes....mummy was not best pleased!

18th January 2005, 11:49 AM	#99 (permalink)
bridget frenzy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: www.strikeatthesource.com Posts: 2,817	your skin turns yellow like the little bit on my kness which is yellow.....its coz its pish stained from doing wee wees on my knees so often.

16th May 2005, 08:53 AM	#100 (permalink)
bridget frenzy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: www.strikeatthesource.com Posts: 2,817	oh bunty....who is the champion....i have 12 points and you have none! lick the roof of my mouth! it just goes to show that the daddy oversee's everything...including the totruring of wilsons in iceland with herring bones and milk. thus far i have dragged this bitch from the archives for you all to have a josh.

16th May 2005, 05:00 PM	#101 (permalink)
Scotty Let The Chaos Begin... Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: North East Fife Posts: 3,247	Thats pretty good cal, but we need more man.

18th May 2005, 08:48 AM	#102 (permalink)
Johnny is latin for sexy. Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Glenrothes Posts: 5,137 Band: Aces High	I think you're complied to keep this going now the band is going again Cal.

18th May 2005, 12:24 PM	#103 (permalink)
bridget frenzy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: www.strikeatthesource.com Posts: 2,817	"iam not necking her...she has an airfreshener'y vagina" "spectacular bum trapeze acts of the not so Mawhuniony 1960's" "plug in my surroget Suttcliff....Agnes is having a Labia parade" "I most certainly will scuff your woggle for a terrance and scobey wonderdung!" "Grass chaps, Cloudy Doo Dah's and people who say 'cork board pastry'"

18th May 2005, 01:03 PM	#104 (permalink)
kirsty_g13952 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: place of the caves Posts: 19	i hope u haven't been sayin that at work. think of all those old women who r gettin all flustered!!!