Rangers Retiral Fund

Garywag · 11th February 2004, 10:58 PM

RANGERS RETIRAL FUND

Are you worried about the future? Let's face it, we're not getting any
younger and we all have to think about our expenses after we are gone.

If you're aged between 50 and 80, then you are eligible for the Rangers
Retiral Plan. It pays out £30,000 a week, there's no medical and no
salesperson will call.

Call now and you will receive this charming carriage clock as our gift
to you.

(The Rangers Retiral Plan is marketed by the David Murray PR Points
Group which is regulated by his mates at the bank/media and funded by
the pockets of 40,000 unassuming paying customers on a weekly basis)

"When I'm not here I know my children will be financially secure for the
rest of their lives" Frank, Glasgow

"I recommend the Rangers funeral plan to all my family and friends."

Ronald, Glasgow

"The Rangers funeral plan has supplemented my pension just when I

thought it was too late." Claudio, Buenos Aires

"The generosity of the Rangers funeral plan is unmatched in the world

of pension finance and support. It was the best move I have ever

made." Emerson, Glasgow

"Even when I thought I was too old, Rangers were prepared to supplement
my pension with an outrageous offer." Henning, Glasgow

and to finish it off sum quality pics:

gord · 11th February 2004, 11:07 PM

Frank De Boer is only on £4,000 a week i'll have you know!

And let me ask you this... who is the only SPL player who will be playing at Euro 2004 eh?

Too old for Rangers but not too old to captain Holland?!!?

Besides... Lubo Moravcik was at Celtic until he was 37, and no-one complained then.

Garywag · 11th February 2004, 11:15 PM

yak yak

im a Partick Thistle supporter.. i dont care about either of the Auld Firm and ne pop at them is a good laugh!!

Im perfectly aware of what Frank De Boer makes a week and also very aware that he was NOT man of the match against Thistle!!

I just stole that from somewhere else coz it is quite funny, u have to admit it!! plus big Lubo was a star for his age!!

and last but not least.. well done to Frank and good luck to him in the summer he's a good player but what good is he gona do for Rangers?

actually a p.s ok so Thistle are bottom of the league but we beat Livi 5.2 2nite so im happy

Garywag · 11th February 2004, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gord

Frank De Boer is only on £4,000 a week i'll have you know!

And let me ask you this... who is the only SPL player who will be playing at Euro 2004 eh?

Too old for Rangers but not too old to captain Holland?!!?

Besides... Lubo Moravcik was at Celtic until he was 37, and no-one complained then.

location Fife!! not a supporter of ur local boys Dunfermline or erm.. East Fife no?

Scott · 11th February 2004, 11:37 PM

dont forget cowdenbeath!

gord · 11th February 2004, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garywag

location Fife!! not a supporter of ur local boys Dunfermline or erm.. East Fife no?

i'm not from Fife originally

my mother is a west coast girl which is where the Rangers thing comes from...

but yeah, i have a great deal of admiration for Thistle at the moment... they've done well not getting into horrendous debt. Who cares if they go down, at least they will still have a football team.

Garywag · 12th February 2004, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gord

i'm not from Fife originally

my mother is a west coast girl which is where the Rangers thing comes from...

but yeah, i have a great deal of admiration for Thistle at the moment... they've done well not getting into horrendous debt. Who cares if they go down, at least they will still have a football team.

i knew as soon as i posted that ur reply wud be sumit to do with not being originally from Fife lol

Im hoping we can stay up this year but more hopingly coz we finish 11th.. its not impossible, Aberdeen lose their game in hand and its 7 points!! but if we finish bottom we deserve to go down, we've signed a solid team for next year (hopefully Grady and Rowson will still sign) and if i think we'll be back up whereas fuck knows whats gona happen to Dundee, Livi and Motherwell and anyone else in the SPL outwith the auld firm!!

If things keep gettin worse the SPL league will start this year with Thistle (if they stay up) Rangers and Celtic all top of the league 10 points ahead of everyone else after ZERO games lol

but neway back to the original post.. atleast Frank De Boer has his pention fund

doesn't need his Rangers pay.. prob made more in 2 Barcelona games than i'll make in my life

gord · 12th February 2004, 12:07 AM

yeah he probably did. Frankie is a good player and he's another option for us this season.

But did you notice who was man of the match against Kilmarnock tonight? another one of the pensioners

And we did have a 19 year old on the scoresheet aswell!

Congrats on gubbing Livingston tonight

Rosco the magnificent · 12th February 2004, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gord

And let me ask you this... who is the only SPL player who will be playing at Euro 2004 eh?

On current form, Stilian Petrov

Scott · 12th February 2004, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garywag

i knew as soon as i posted that ur reply wud be sumit to do with not being originally from Fife lol

Im hoping we can stay up this year but more hopingly coz we finish 11th.. its not impossible, Aberdeen lose their game in hand and its 7 points!! but if we finish bottom we deserve to go down, we've signed a solid team for next year (hopefully Grady and Rowson will still sign) and if i think we'll be back up whereas fuck knows whats gona happen to Dundee, Livi and Motherwell and anyone else in the SPL outwith the auld firm!!

If things keep gettin worse the SPL league will start this year with Thistle (if they stay up) Rangers and Celtic all top of the league 10 points ahead of everyone else after ZERO games lol

but neway back to the original post.. atleast Frank De Boer has his pention fund

doesn't need his Rangers pay.. prob made more in 2 Barcelona games than i'll make in my life

hibs wont be goign into administartion either, andneitehr will hearts but they will get to play in a cavernous 60,000 seater stadium, that should be total comedy i cant wait for that lack of atmosphere, jambo bastards

Rosco the magnificent · 12th February 2004, 01:03 AM

Hey, no Hearts-bashing, this is a Jambo forum

Garywag · 16th February 2004, 11:36 AM

i was in the Hibs end of the Hibs v Hearts derby yesterday.. it was highly entertaining to watch such a heated hatred as a neutral!

Amazing goal from Hibs and a good solid tough SPL game, good 1 for the cameras even if it did lack goals and red cards but it's a real eye opener to just how biast footy fans are

1 fan behind me kept calling the ref an "orange bastard" how many prods do u know called Michael McCurry?

but saying that, he really really really is a shite referee!! he never gave a Thistle a stonewaller against Dundee then they went on to win 2.1, atleast he'd learnt from his mistakes yesterday coz theres no way that wasnt a penalty to Hearts!!

Scott.. as a Hibs fan, ur opinions please?

Rosco the magnificent · 16th February 2004, 12:56 PM

I wish i had seen that game instead of Aberdeen-Rangers- the worst Gers performance for years

Garywag · 16th February 2004, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rosco

I wish i had seen that game instead of Aberdeen-Rangers- the worst Gers performance for years

aye we fucking know.. expecting Rangers to win to help us out at the bottom of the league but nooooooo

well atleast i spose uz stopped them gettin a point

11th February 2004, 10:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
Garywag Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Bishopbriggs, Glasgow Posts: 1,820	Rangers Retiral Fund RANGERS RETIRAL FUND Are you worried about the future? Let's face it, we're not getting any younger and we all have to think about our expenses after we are gone. If you're aged between 50 and 80, then you are eligible for the Rangers Retiral Plan. It pays out £30,000 a week, there's no medical and no salesperson will call. Call now and you will receive this charming carriage clock as our gift to you. (The Rangers Retiral Plan is marketed by the David Murray PR Points Group which is regulated by his mates at the bank/media and funded by the pockets of 40,000 unassuming paying customers on a weekly basis) "When I'm not here I know my children will be financially secure for the rest of their lives" Frank, Glasgow "I recommend the Rangers funeral plan to all my family and friends." Ronald, Glasgow "The Rangers funeral plan has supplemented my pension just when I thought it was too late." Claudio, Buenos Aires "The generosity of the Rangers funeral plan is unmatched in the world of pension finance and support. It was the best move I have ever made." Emerson, Glasgow "Even when I thought I was too old, Rangers were prepared to supplement my pension with an outrageous offer." Henning, Glasgow and to finish it off sum quality pics:

11th February 2004, 11:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
gord of the rings Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,728	Frank De Boer is only on £4,000 a week i'll have you know! And let me ask you this... who is the only SPL player who will be playing at Euro 2004 eh? Too old for Rangers but not too old to captain Holland?!!? Besides... Lubo Moravcik was at Celtic until he was 37, and no-one complained then.

11th February 2004, 11:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
Garywag Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Bishopbriggs, Glasgow Posts: 1,820	yak yak im a Partick Thistle supporter.. i dont care about either of the Auld Firm and ne pop at them is a good laugh!! Im perfectly aware of what Frank De Boer makes a week and also very aware that he was NOT man of the match against Thistle!! I just stole that from somewhere else coz it is quite funny, u have to admit it!! plus big Lubo was a star for his age!! and last but not least.. well done to Frank and good luck to him in the summer he's a good player but what good is he gona do for Rangers? actually a p.s ok so Thistle are bottom of the league but we beat Livi 5.2 2nite so im happy

11th February 2004, 11:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
Scott Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 1,144	dont forget cowdenbeath!

12th February 2004, 12:07 AM	#8 (permalink)
gord of the rings Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,728	yeah he probably did. Frankie is a good player and he's another option for us this season. But did you notice who was man of the match against Kilmarnock tonight? another one of the pensioners And we did have a 19 year old on the scoresheet aswell! Congrats on gubbing Livingston tonight

12th February 2004, 01:03 AM	#11 (permalink)
Rosco the magnificent ping-pong Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Lenzieshire (for a little while) Posts: 4,143 Band: My Own Religion	Hey, no Hearts-bashing, this is a Jambo forum

16th February 2004, 11:36 AM	#12 (permalink)
Garywag Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Bishopbriggs, Glasgow Posts: 1,820	i was in the Hibs end of the Hibs v Hearts derby yesterday.. it was highly entertaining to watch such a heated hatred as a neutral! Amazing goal from Hibs and a good solid tough SPL game, good 1 for the cameras even if it did lack goals and red cards but it's a real eye opener to just how biast footy fans are 1 fan behind me kept calling the ref an "orange bastard" how many prods do u know called Michael McCurry? but saying that, he really really really is a shite referee!! he never gave a Thistle a stonewaller against Dundee then they went on to win 2.1, atleast he'd learnt from his mistakes yesterday coz theres no way that wasnt a penalty to Hearts!! Scott.. as a Hibs fan, ur opinions please?

16th February 2004, 12:56 PM	#13 (permalink)
Rosco the magnificent ping-pong Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Lenzieshire (for a little while) Posts: 4,143 Band: My Own Religion	I wish i had seen that game instead of Aberdeen-Rangers- the worst Gers performance for years