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Old 19th February 2004, 12:11 AM   #1 (permalink)
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i broke my bottom
yes.

i fell down some stairs (5) in the underground, on my back, but luckily i had my backpack on + saved my spine.

then i nearly passed out.

now i just can't walk very well or move awkwardly.

no sex for me man
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Old 19th February 2004, 12:18 AM   #2 (permalink)
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yes.

i fell down some stairs (5) in the underground, on my back, but luckily i had my backpack on + saved my spine.

then i nearly passed out.

now i just can't walk very well or move awkwardly.

no sex for me man
so many jokes come to mind.... but that's a shame

so i'll just say 'awwww' and hope you get better soon.
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Old 19th February 2004, 12:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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ouch, that must have hurt like hell!
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Old 19th February 2004, 12:23 AM   #4 (permalink)
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were you drunk ?

it wouldn't surprise me
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Old 19th February 2004, 12:27 AM   #5 (permalink)
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no!

it was 4 in the afternoon + i'd just finished uni!
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Old 19th February 2004, 12:29 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Drunken Weegie falls down some stairs and breaks her arse.

An eyewitness told us: "Duuuude, it looked so fake, I mean liek whoa - we think she's really got piles, and the whole falling down stairs thing was a cover up."

Anything to get out of work, bloody Glasgae folk
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Old 19th February 2004, 12:30 AM   #7 (permalink)
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no!

it was 4 in the afternoon + i'd just finished uni!
what's your point ?

nah I'm kidding, get well soon !!!
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Old 19th February 2004, 12:32 AM   #8 (permalink)
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why does noone believe i wasn't drunk?

the last thing i had to drink was some wine with my dinner on saturday night
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Old 19th February 2004, 12:53 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Aww hope yer arse isn't too sore! Get better!!!
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Old 19th February 2004, 01:29 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Lindsay, you couldn't have chosen a funnier thread title if you tried : P
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Old 19th February 2004, 10:50 AM   #11 (permalink)
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ha ha....yea but " i broke my bottom" was good enough for me to have a wee look!
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Old 19th February 2004, 01:29 PM   #12 (permalink)
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reading the thread title, am i the only one who had an awful feeling you'd been inspired by the 'what's worse than nullos' thread?
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Old 19th February 2004, 06:39 PM   #13 (permalink)
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yes.

i fell down some stairs (5) in the underground

i was in there last week,there was a scary russian man annoying the bar staff,liked it though.

but oh yeah awww ur poor arse.
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Old 19th February 2004, 06:43 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i was in there last week,there was a scary russian man annoying the bar staff,liked it though.
Umm, she's meaning one of the actual underground train stations in Glasgow.
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