funniest thing, possibly of all time

xdavidx · 2nd March 2004, 10:34 AM

I'm in the wellgate library and there was just an announcement for a "Judy Dobbie to contact extension 51".

Judy Dobbie.

Dudy Jobbie.

Doodie.

Jobbie.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaaahahah

almost as funny as this time I was in tescos and the announcement was for someone called 'Bertha Boyle'

morven · 2nd March 2004, 10:35 AM

haha class,

my english teacher Mr Dick has a daughter that he called emma. and im not taking the piss he really did! it always ammused me... emma dick... heehee

xdavidx · 2nd March 2004, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tallicafreak

haha class,

my english teacher Mr Dick has a daughter that he called emma. and im not taking the piss he really did! it always ammused me... emma dick... heehee

I went to school with Mr Dicks kids, they don't have a sister

Rosco the Bosco · 2nd March 2004, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tallicafreak

haha class,

my english teacher Mr Dick has a daughter that he called emma. and im not taking the piss he really did! it always ammused me... emma dick... heehee

Mr Dick doesnt have a daughter called emma. He has a 2 sons, one called chris, one called michael or something.
however, he was Mr Dick Head of English, and his son was Chris Dick Head Boy at monifieth i think :S

xdavidx · 2nd March 2004, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rosco the Bosco

Mr Dick doesnt have a daughter called emma. He has a 2 sons, one called chris, one called michael or something.
however, he was Mr Dick Head of English, and his son was Chris Dick Head Boy at monifieth i think :S

yup, Chris Dick Head Boy

I'm pretty sure thats how we had his photo for the yearbook

Chris
Dick Head
Boy.

don't think anyone noticed.

xdavidx · 2nd March 2004, 11:05 AM

hahahaha this gets better and better, they just asked for 'Iain Cornflake to contact extension 548794'

My First Kev · 2nd March 2004, 11:06 AM

My sister works part-time in the Co-Op and when you get a reciept it has the tellers first intital and surname on it, so if you get my sister at the checkout your reciept will read

YOU WERE SERVED BY A BALL

which i think is quite funny

Bobsy · 2nd March 2004, 11:13 AM

at my work i had to call someone called A. Nutter
t'was funny

xdavidx · 2nd March 2004, 11:21 AM

once I got a call from a Mr Igbalajobi. it was fine, until when I had him on hold someone pointed out his name was Mr IgbalaJOBI. IgbalaJOBBIE.

JOBBIE.

I couldn't speak to him without wetting myself thereafter, and it didn't help that everyone was sitting around me going "IGBALAJOBI, HAHAHA"

Bobsy · 2nd March 2004, 11:27 AM

oh dave, your such a lark.........

xdavidx · 2nd March 2004, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobsy

oh dave, your such a lark.........

*chuckle* I sure am Bob, I sure am.

Rosco the Bosco · 2nd March 2004, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X iwilt X

yup, Chris Dick Head Boy

I'm pretty sure thats how we had his photo for the yearbook

Chris
Dick Head
Boy.

don't think anyone noticed.

yeh i did. it was on a blackboard eh?
u know my bird too then? Gill?
she was playing keys on wed.

xdavidx · 2nd March 2004, 11:40 AM

aye she was in my year at high school, never really spoke to her though. did recognise her on wednesday though, and was confused for a few minutes.

aunt gary · 2nd March 2004, 02:02 PM

Hey there sports fans

Morvens dads name begins with E. her 2nd names Orr.

E. Orr. donkey

Chow Ding

2nd March 2004, 10:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
xdavidx Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Glasgow. Posts: 6,997 Band: Spitelicker, LOLsquad.	funniest thing, possibly of all time I'm in the wellgate library and there was just an announcement for a "Judy Dobbie to contact extension 51". Judy Dobbie. Dudy Jobbie. Doodie. Jobbie. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaaahahah almost as funny as this time I was in tescos and the announcement was for someone called 'Bertha Boyle'

2nd March 2004, 10:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
morven Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dundee Posts: 2,632 Band: me and a banjo played by my donkey, phil.	haha class, my english teacher Mr Dick has a daughter that he called emma. and im not taking the piss he really did! it always ammused me... emma dick... heehee

2nd March 2004, 11:05 AM	#6 (permalink)
xdavidx Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Glasgow. Posts: 6,997 Band: Spitelicker, LOLsquad.	hahahaha this gets better and better, they just asked for 'Iain Cornflake to contact extension 548794'

2nd March 2004, 11:06 AM	#7 (permalink)
My First Kev Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Crewe, Cheshire Posts: 1,910	My sister works part-time in the Co-Op and when you get a reciept it has the tellers first intital and surname on it, so if you get my sister at the checkout your reciept will read YOU WERE SERVED BY A BALL which i think is quite funny

2nd March 2004, 11:13 AM	#8 (permalink)
Bobsy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 3,333 Band: Concurrence, Priveleged Girls After School Club	at my work i had to call someone called A. Nutter t'was funny

2nd March 2004, 11:21 AM	#9 (permalink)
xdavidx Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Glasgow. Posts: 6,997 Band: Spitelicker, LOLsquad.	once I got a call from a Mr Igbalajobi. it was fine, until when I had him on hold someone pointed out his name was Mr IgbalaJOBI. IgbalaJOBBIE. JOBBIE. I couldn't speak to him without wetting myself thereafter, and it didn't help that everyone was sitting around me going "IGBALAJOBI, HAHAHA"

2nd March 2004, 11:27 AM	#10 (permalink)
Bobsy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 3,333 Band: Concurrence, Priveleged Girls After School Club	oh dave, your such a lark.........

2nd March 2004, 11:40 AM	#13 (permalink)
xdavidx Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Glasgow. Posts: 6,997 Band: Spitelicker, LOLsquad.	aye she was in my year at high school, never really spoke to her though. did recognise her on wednesday though, and was confused for a few minutes.

2nd March 2004, 02:02 PM	#14 (permalink)
aunt gary Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,351	Hey there sports fans Morvens dads name begins with E. her 2nd names Orr. E. Orr. donkey Chow Ding