Geez a joab mister

[xdavidx]

when in doubt: ClientLogic call centre.

[Scotty]

Or the good old job center

[Bobsy]

i work in mgt in kirckaldy, i get £5.80 an hour plus bonus's and i can have piercings as long as they aren't hug and shit so i just put studs in. I have to wear a shirt and all that but for the money i dont mind it. Not that its gonna help you, but i just wanted to brag for i am great

[IAMTHEBEAST]

i turn up for work totally oot ma tits and i aint been warned or anything

[monk23785]

i work in a candle shop, i must have the gayest job going

[Daimo]

I work as a chef in a dingy pub it is shite but at least they dont moan about my tattoos showing plus i get to keep my eyebrow piercing in and i get £5.50 an hour so thats ok

[The world according to Rye]

Originally Posted by *sakura*

Woah... thats a lot of £. Mi friends who work in McShite only get £3.85 an hour... a couple of them are managers now so they'll be gettin more tho. Yeh, there's a lot of cunts who work in mi local one... particularly mi brother. Eww. I'd rather have no £ than stink of McShite all the time.
I used to work in RS McColls... for £2.05 an hour hahahaha.

I dont see how anyone could lower themselves to work in a shitehole like McDonalds.... i honestly dont think id last 5 minutes... fucking greasy supervisors on powertrips an shit...

also.. those charity worker things? do you not have to meet targets and shit before u get paid... like con a certain amount of people a day into giving money? just like bloody telemarketing!

I want a nice easy job where im doing something honest...! where i have to do fuck all work and get paid ok!

[bridget frenzy]

Originally Posted by The world according to Rye

I dont see how anyone could lower themselves to work in a shitehole like McDonalds.... i honestly dont think id last 5 minutes... fucking greasy supervisors on powertrips an shit...

also.. those charity worker things? do you not have to meet targets and shit before u get paid... like con a certain amount of people a day into giving money? just like bloody telemarketing!

I want a nice easy job where im doing something honest...! where i have to do fuck all work and get paid ok!

something honest like sitting on the internet all day and shitting in a few scones and pissing in an MP's coffee? i wish you had that job again, we would probably have a website and you wouldn't owe me £4000 and a plastic dinosaur.

[*sakura*]

I dunno, the thing I got given said no commission... an the guy I spoke to dint say anythin bout that an he wasnt like, tryin to sell it, we were just talkin an stuff so maybe not... I've still not got off mi ass an called em yet... an I know that I wont. May as well apply for another stoodent loan!

[Scotty]

Originally Posted by IAMTHEBEAST

i turn up for work totally oot ma tits and i aint been warned or anything

Thats cause the office are full of retarded aliens who would not notice if the fucking office was on fire, or the time where you put a half eating kebab through the office door and no one really knew where it came from. Aparantly matt asked brian richardson what a programmer was...dumb cunt !!