Fucking Neds

Scotty · 31st March 2004, 09:39 AM

Here's some pics dedicated to the silly cunts!

the ned dog

The ned we all know

matt · 31st March 2004, 09:42 AM

i say it every time. there's nothing wrong with neds.
neds are the best thing about living in scotland.

humndislocation · 31st March 2004, 12:23 PM

whut u sayin aboot neds ya fuckin door handle. neds are pyoor quality man. I bet u r a pyoor hippy moshar an listen tae aw that pyoor shoutin pish man. Thon pyoor shoutin pish is pyoor pish man.

Ehm aff tae get senga pregnant again and batter sum polis cuz ehm pyoor mentul.

Bobsy · 31st March 2004, 12:28 PM

why dont you just stay away from them? and run when they come near you? Problem solved! Complaining wont make any difference

gabrillowise · 31st March 2004, 12:48 PM

We need neds, they make Scotland a more colourful and interesting (though slightly dangerous and sometimes scary) place to live in

xdavidx · 31st March 2004, 12:54 PM

there are colourful, happyfuntime neds, and there are neds that'll stab you with a stanley knife for smack.

humndislocation · 31st March 2004, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobsy

why dont you just stay away from them? and run when they come near you? Problem solved! Complaining wont make any difference

Yeah because it's that easy, and solves the whole ned problem. You can always run away from neds, and if they see you running away they'll simultaneously stop being anti social fuckwits, and decide to get jobs.

Rachybell · 31st March 2004, 10:47 PM

a ned once stole my hat.... and then when I turned round she threw it at me and legged it. They need to be eliminated for their own good- they're a danger to themselves.

Chavez · 1st April 2004, 03:26 AM

Typical ned converstion

ned: haaaaw mate gone tap us a fag?

Me: sorry mate, i dont smoke

ned:nae bover pal!

this happens too often. at least if you act hard n call em 'mate' they keep there knifes in ther pocket.
One day though, im gonna go on a mad vigilante killing spree and do the world a favour....

Aye, fucking mental

humndislocation · 1st April 2004, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chavez

Typical ned converstion

ned: haaaaw mate gone tap us a fag?

Me: sorry mate, i dont smoke

ned:nae bover pal!

In that case I'd have to wonder if that was a ned or someone that just looked and talked like one. It could possibly be a sighting of the rare "friendly ned" though.

Bobsy · 1st April 2004, 09:35 AM

walk with a bit of a swagger and dont make victims for yourself. And then if they give you hassle leg it. It wont make the problem any better but neither will a bunch of fannys moaning on a forum. Or Learn to fight and give them shite

WATCHO!! · 1st April 2004, 12:10 PM

why cant we start a vigilante group and go around with baseball bats and stuff and just beat them up? wouldnt that sort the problem?

The Pumpkin · 1st April 2004, 12:56 PM

yeah thatd be cool

a ned asked me for 20 pence for the phone yesterday

humndislocation · 1st April 2004, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobsy

walk with a bit of a swagger and dont make victims for yourself. And then if they give you hassle leg it. It wont make the problem any better but neither will a bunch of fannys moaning on a forum. Or Learn to fight and give them shite

If only everyone walked around with a swagger, and ran away when they got into trouble. Then no one would ever get mugged, because it really is that simple.

31st March 2004, 09:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
Scotty Let The Chaos Begin... Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: North East Fife Posts: 3,247	Fucking Neds Here's some pics dedicated to the silly cunts! the ned dog The ned we all know

1st April 2004, 03:26 AM	#9 (permalink)
Chavez Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,891	Typical ned converstion ned: haaaaw mate gone tap us a fag? Me: sorry mate, i dont smoke ned:nae bover pal! this happens too often. at least if you act hard n call em 'mate' they keep there knifes in ther pocket. One day though, im gonna go on a mad vigilante killing spree and do the world a favour.... Aye, fucking mental Last edited by Chavez : 1st April 2004 at 03:30 AM.

31st March 2004, 09:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
matt Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Perth Posts: 3,403	i say it every time. there's nothing wrong with neds. neds are the best thing about living in scotland.

31st March 2004, 12:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
humndislocation Hardcore is serious guys Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,996 Band: Blasphemous Necrorapist	whut u sayin aboot neds ya fuckin door handle. neds are pyoor quality man. I bet u r a pyoor hippy moshar an listen tae aw that pyoor shoutin pish man. Thon pyoor shoutin pish is pyoor pish man. Ehm aff tae get senga pregnant again and batter sum polis cuz ehm pyoor mentul.

31st March 2004, 12:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
Bobsy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 3,333 Band: Concurrence, Priveleged Girls After School Club	why dont you just stay away from them? and run when they come near you? Problem solved! Complaining wont make any difference

31st March 2004, 12:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
gabrillowise Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: the forest haven Posts: 2,056	We need neds, they make Scotland a more colourful and interesting (though slightly dangerous and sometimes scary) place to live in

31st March 2004, 12:54 PM	#6 (permalink)
xdavidx Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Glasgow. Posts: 6,998 Band: Spitelicker, LOLsquad.	there are colourful, happyfuntime neds, and there are neds that'll stab you with a stanley knife for smack.

31st March 2004, 10:47 PM	#8 (permalink)
Rachybell Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Cupar/Liverpool Posts: 124	a ned once stole my hat.... and then when I turned round she threw it at me and legged it. They need to be eliminated for their own good- they're a danger to themselves.

1st April 2004, 09:35 AM	#11 (permalink)
Bobsy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 3,333 Band: Concurrence, Priveleged Girls After School Club	walk with a bit of a swagger and dont make victims for yourself. And then if they give you hassle leg it. It wont make the problem any better but neither will a bunch of fannys moaning on a forum. Or Learn to fight and give them shite

1st April 2004, 12:10 PM	#12 (permalink)
WATCHO!! Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Blairgowrie Posts: 1,929 Band: Spengler	why cant we start a vigilante group and go around with baseball bats and stuff and just beat them up? wouldnt that sort the problem?

1st April 2004, 12:56 PM	#13 (permalink)
The Pumpkin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: id like to be in Camden Town Posts: 3,325 Band: Spengler	yeah thatd be cool a ned asked me for 20 pence for the phone yesterday