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Old 18th April 2004, 11:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I have come to the conclusion that me and bob are well cool. Probably more so than you. We went to tescos in the middle of the night with gav (who is also cool!) and then we made jokes and drank cold fruit juice. Me and Bob also sometimes eat pot noodles, and crisps!



that is a photo of me and bob, just after I did a wee in an alley. Look at the satisfied look on my face with my freshly emptied bladder. Bob is just standing there looking cool. He doesnt even have to say anything he rocks so much!

If anyone wants to learn how to be cool, then ask us and we will try and teach you.
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Old 18th April 2004, 11:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I was staying over at my girlfriend's and while I was in the shower, her mum came in and took a photo of me.

I've never felt more embarrassed in my life. It was one of those photo phones and she said she was sending it to her friend to show her what a big boy I was.

didn't know where to look. I couldn't even grab a towel.

haven't told my girlfriend because don't want to cause trouble, but am making excuses about not staying at hers and she wants to know why.

We can't go to mine because my mum won't let my girlfriend stay in my room.
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Old 18th April 2004, 11:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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well... i suggest you talk to her mum. Ask her if she wants anything cool like a bag of doritos or something? Just dont be shy, its kinda cool to have something so cool with yer burds mum. Ask her to just be a little more considerate next time.

I suggest you start hanging with me and bob and everything will make more sense to you.
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Old 18th April 2004, 11:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 18th April 2004, 11:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Nico I'm better friends with Bob than you are

Allan shag her mum it's the gentlemanly thing to do.
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Old 18th April 2004, 11:28 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Bobs a bastard cos he never even invited me when he went out to Dundee on thursday!
He's minus one friend.
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Old 18th April 2004, 11:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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that doesnt matter though johnny cos he's got me and i am pretty cool.
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Old 18th April 2004, 11:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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You're a bastard too!
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oh, oh LOOK AT US daddy, WE'RE FROM FIFE! WE'RE FROM FIFE AND LIVE IN A COTTAGE MADE OF HAM AND SPIT!

you guys think that impresses anyone?
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Old 18th April 2004, 11:56 PM   #10 (permalink)
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In Fife we all live in castles and kill people with swords! So watch what you say!
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Nico, you really aren't cool, EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S "Bob and I" not "me and bob"!


Castles??? Glenrothes was only invented in the 50s or 60s!
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In Fife we all live in castles and kill people with swords! So watch what you say!
I'm fae dundee and we kill people by shouting from afar and throwing pebbles weakly! CHIBBED!
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Old 19th April 2004, 12:03 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I can't defend against that shit. You win.
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Castles??? Glenrothes was only invented in the 50s or 60s!

Shut yer cunt tom, you live in a giant hollowed out cow-pat!!
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