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View Poll Results: How do you wipe your bum?
Standing 7 26.92%
Sitting 16 61.54%
I'm a filthy bastard and don't wipe at all. 2 7.69%
I'm a freak of nature and don't poo at all. 1 3.85%
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Old 11th May 2004, 03:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Arse wipes.
What wiping method do you adopt after you've been for a poo?
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Old 11th May 2004, 04:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i put standing but its more complicated than that.
I am still squatting but just leaning forward to get my bum off the seat.
mmmmmmmmm poo

I only recently heard about scat and i have to say it is the funniest thing ive ever seen. If people don't know what it is, google "scat"
But im guessing most people know about it and im just a bit late
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Old 11th May 2004, 06:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i put standing but its more complicated than that.
I am still squatting but just leaning forward to get my bum off the seat.

exactly
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Old 11th May 2004, 07:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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im a girl so sitting is the most natural...i think?!!
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I only recently heard about scat and i have to say it is the funniest thing ive ever seen. If people don't know what it is, google "scat"
But im guessing most people know about it and im just a bit late
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Old 22nd June 2004, 06:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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i dont know there was differebt ways of wiping your arse. i just assumed everyone stood up.

how stupid am i?
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Old 22nd June 2004, 07:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Im cunfused about standing (not squating), are you bolt upright? I cant imagine you get a thorough cleaning like that.

With sitting you only need three TP squares... One up, one across and one for the shining.
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i was gonna start a thread like this... my m8s n me had a chat about this once... how the hell can u wipe ur ass standin up?! u must have sum skinny ass cheeks!
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