Maths is God

Dan_Chug · 5th May 2002, 04:44 PM

Strange theory? Apparently not. After being pointed in the useless direction by my useless friends advice, i stumbled upon te most useless site ever, and it made soooo muc unbelievable sense:
The entire world also follows a pattern. It is also affected by a mathematic formula. And who do you think that formula is? Who is then the analyst of the formula of the world?

Answer: Analyst of the world is called a prophet, a learned person who practices astrology, math, and sign reading. His job is to predict the future of the world and decipher the formula which affected our world. That formula is GOD. The entire bible (old testament) is a book of prophecy written by only the prophets. If you are not a professional prophet, you don't have the authority to write up prophecies.

so there you have it!!! maths is god... VERY convincing huh?
Note: This guy also sells "immortality rings" for $4692684045.76 and they prove to be rather useful.
Check out his site <a href="http://www.alexchiu.com/" target="_blank">MAKE YOURSELF IMMORTAL!!!!!</a>

njw · 5th May 2002, 04:50 PM

ME? A USELESS FRIEND?!?!?!

BUGGER YOU THEN

youre gonna die sometime anyway, not me though, i'm buying me some immortality rings!!!!!

njw · 5th May 2002, 04:55 PM

we are now officially at war Dan.....

band war... whoever plays most gigs by the end of the year wins, and the loser has to hand over all his equipment... you are already at an advantage!

fair play?

Dan_Chug · 5th May 2002, 04:59 PM

Okaaayyy... the pacifist goes to war... (thats me)

And how am i already at an advantage? Cos i have a real band that do real gigs, and i actually HAVE real equipment to wave in front of you at the end of the year? Or cos im also good at maths?

njw · 5th May 2002, 05:02 PM

are you saying i dont have a REAL band?
are you the ones playing the glasgow cathouse this summer!?!?!!?!

and maybe i dont have as good an amp set up as you, but you know fine well what i told you i was buying, so don't make me seem like a poor, useless tosser!!!!!

EH
EH

W ---------- A -------- R

Dan_Chug · 5th May 2002, 05:41 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by nico_fall:
are you saying i dont have a REAL band?
are you the ones playing the glasgow cathouse this summer!?!?!!?!

and maybe i dont have as good an amp set up as you, but you know fine well what i told you i was buying, so don't make me seem like a poor, useless tosser!!!!!

EH
EH

W ---------- A -------- R<hr /></blockquote>Glasgow Cathouse huh? how "punk" of you, thatll fit right in with your ethics, stickers, big venues, next youll be playing naked and ordering champagne onstage. Andy was right about the other gig, ill repeat it for this one: Youll get boo-ed off and forced to crawl back to Leven. And youll never play at the Bongo Club in Edinburgh... beat that

The man has spoken, the W-A-R is on... <img border="0" alt="[Looking]" title="" src="graemlins/looking.gif" />
***no malice intended***

njw · 5th May 2002, 05:44 PM

CRAWL back to leven?

you couldnt even CRAWL back to leven, the only place you could CRAWL too is letham..... losers

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

njw · 5th May 2002, 05:45 PM

oh.... and we'll make sure we play bongo club gig sometime.... but i thought it had been closed down after you guys played there? people saw you and refused to even come back to the venue!!!

njw · 5th May 2002, 06:01 PM

(i love you man)

daddys little girl · 5th May 2002, 06:05 PM

so when exactly will you be playing naked, and where and how would one come to get tickets?? you knw just asking for a friend

njw · 5th May 2002, 06:07 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaa

eugh

naked us.....

eugh....

naked drummer.....

ARGH

Dan_Chug · 5th May 2002, 08:13 PM

Eugh indeed, but doesnt he play naked most of the time anyway? Eugh... and the bongo club? That place is the best venue that side of the river!

And i didnt crawl to letham

took a while to find it but i got a car most of the way. Silly!
Your band is so bad they wouldnt even let you put a song on Poodle Prodlems Vol I, so ahahahahahahahahahaha <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

njw · 5th May 2002, 08:35 PM

The reason for that is because our material is too EPIC to go on it.... so ha!

and bongo club USED to be the best venue, untill you played there... foo'

FOO'

FOO'

*war rages*

Dan_Chug · 5th May 2002, 09:29 PM

AyE, EPIC as in SONY EPIC, major label SELLOUt coproRaTE selLouT CapITalIST WhoRES, pUnk belIEfs mY Ass BitCH PUnKS SelLoutS Big EPIC aSS bNDITS mAY As well smOKE cracK and BE rocK STArs, aSSholE, go Stuff That up The Sony mANs Ass...
oh by the way CHUG are hoping to sign to sony later this week, but we're a grunge band, were allowed to... mwaahahahahaha

njw · 5th May 2002, 09:38 PM

we are anything but a punk band.... we dont think we're 'punk'... we dont even want to be 'punk'.... we want to be a good band, and we want to make enough money so that we can spend more on equipment and therefore make our sound better, which will encourage us to play more, and become a better band... therefore doing a favour to our fans... all CHUGG seem to want to do is bore their fans to death

*touche*

5th May 2002, 04:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
Dan_Chug Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 214	Maths is God Strange theory? Apparently not. After being pointed in the useless direction by my useless friends advice, i stumbled upon te most useless site ever, and it made soooo muc unbelievable sense: The entire world also follows a pattern. It is also affected by a mathematic formula. And who do you think that formula is? Who is then the analyst of the formula of the world? Answer: Analyst of the world is called a prophet, a learned person who practices astrology, math, and sign reading. His job is to predict the future of the world and decipher the formula which affected our world. That formula is GOD. The entire bible (old testament) is a book of prophecy written by only the prophets. If you are not a professional prophet, you don't have the authority to write up prophecies. so there you have it!!! maths is god... VERY convincing huh? Note: This guy also sells "immortality rings" for $4692684045.76 and they prove to be rather useful. Check out his site <a href="http://www.alexchiu.com/" target="_blank">MAKE YOURSELF IMMORTAL!!!!!</a>

5th May 2002, 04:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
njw Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: DD1 Posts: 8,161	ME? A USELESS FRIEND?!?!?! BUGGER YOU THEN youre gonna die sometime anyway, not me though, i'm buying me some immortality rings!!!!! __________________ You can put a cat in the oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit.

5th May 2002, 04:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
njw Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: DD1 Posts: 8,161	we are now officially at war Dan..... band war... whoever plays most gigs by the end of the year wins, and the loser has to hand over all his equipment... you are already at an advantage! fair play? __________________ You can put a cat in the oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit.

5th May 2002, 05:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
njw Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: DD1 Posts: 8,161	are you saying i dont have a REAL band? are you the ones playing the glasgow cathouse this summer!?!?!!?! and maybe i dont have as good an amp set up as you, but you know fine well what i told you i was buying, so don't make me seem like a poor, useless tosser!!!!! EH EH W ---------- A -------- R __________________ You can put a cat in the oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit.

5th May 2002, 05:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
Dan_Chug Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 214	</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by nico_fall: <strong>are you saying i dont have a REAL band? are you the ones playing the glasgow cathouse this summer!?!?!!?! and maybe i dont have as good an amp set up as you, but you know fine well what i told you i was buying, so don't make me seem like a poor, useless tosser!!!!! EH EH W ---------- A -------- R</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Glasgow Cathouse huh? how "punk" of you, thatll fit right in with your ethics, stickers, big venues, next youll be playing naked and ordering champagne onstage. Andy was right about the other gig, ill repeat it for this one: Youll get boo-ed off and forced to crawl back to Leven. And youll never play at the Bongo Club in Edinburgh... beat that The man has spoken, the W-A-R is on... <img border="0" alt="[Looking]" title="" src="graemlins/looking.gif" /> *no malice intended*

5th May 2002, 04:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
Dan_Chug Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 214	Okaaayyy... the pacifist goes to war... (thats me) And how am i already at an advantage? Cos i have a real band that do real gigs, and i actually HAVE real equipment to wave in front of you at the end of the year? Or cos im also good at maths?

5th May 2002, 05:44 PM	#7 (permalink)
njw Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: DD1 Posts: 8,161	CRAWL back to leven? you couldnt even CRAWL back to leven, the only place you could CRAWL too is letham..... losers <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> __________________ You can put a cat in the oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit.

5th May 2002, 05:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
njw Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: DD1 Posts: 8,161	oh.... and we'll make sure we play bongo club gig sometime.... but i thought it had been closed down after you guys played there? people saw you and refused to even come back to the venue!!! __________________ You can put a cat in the oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit.

5th May 2002, 06:01 PM	#9 (permalink)
njw Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: DD1 Posts: 8,161	(i love you man) __________________ You can put a cat in the oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit.

5th May 2002, 06:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
daddys little girl Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: not a scooby Posts: 5	so when exactly will you be playing naked, and where and how would one come to get tickets?? you knw just asking for a friend

5th May 2002, 06:07 PM	#11 (permalink)
njw Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: DD1 Posts: 8,161	hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaa eugh naked us..... eugh.... naked drummer..... ARGH __________________ You can put a cat in the oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit.

5th May 2002, 08:13 PM	#12 (permalink)
Dan_Chug Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 214	Eugh indeed, but doesnt he play naked most of the time anyway? Eugh... and the bongo club? That place is the best venue that side of the river! And i didnt crawl to letham took a while to find it but i got a car most of the way. Silly! Your band is so bad they wouldnt even let you put a song on Poodle Prodlems Vol I, so ahahahahahahahahahaha <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

5th May 2002, 08:35 PM	#13 (permalink)
njw Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: DD1 Posts: 8,161	The reason for that is because our material is too EPIC to go on it.... so ha! and bongo club USED to be the best venue, untill you played there... foo' FOO' FOO' war rages __________________ You can put a cat in the oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit.

5th May 2002, 09:29 PM	#14 (permalink)
Dan_Chug Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 214	AyE, EPIC as in SONY EPIC, major label SELLOUt coproRaTE selLouT CapITalIST WhoRES, pUnk belIEfs mY Ass BitCH PUnKS SelLoutS Big EPIC aSS bNDITS mAY As well smOKE cracK and BE rocK STArs, aSSholE, go Stuff That up The Sony mANs Ass... oh by the way CHUG are hoping to sign to sony later this week, but we're a grunge band, were allowed to... mwaahahahahaha

5th May 2002, 09:38 PM	#15 (permalink)
njw Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: DD1 Posts: 8,161	we are anything but a punk band.... we dont think we're 'punk'... we dont even want to be 'punk'.... we want to be a good band, and we want to make enough money so that we can spend more on equipment and therefore make our sound better, which will encourage us to play more, and become a better band... therefore doing a favour to our fans... all CHUGG seem to want to do is bore their fans to death touche __________________ You can put a cat in the oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit.