Alienz

[Dan_Chug]

Alien is a nice saong by Pennywise, remember we used to play it? It was fun... on the sdubject of aliens, ive checked out some pages and if youre being abducted all the time, dont fret, you can always make a helmet thingy to save yourself. This site tells you how to make one <a href="http://www.stopabductions.com" target="_blank">AliEnHelMetS</a>
BUT BE WARNED:

If the helmet is hot to wear in the summer punch some holes in the top with an a sharp instrument but be careful about the size and number of the holes. A large amount of holes may limit the shielding capability.

Here are some reactions to the helmets use:

I am happy to report that the Thought Screen Helmet has been performing beautifully! It’s been over six months now and NOT ONE INCIDENT! Aside from some of the naive neighborhood kids and their taunting it’s been a blissful period.

Poor old person. Aaaannnnddd....

"The aliens clearly do not like the helmet." (This statement is from a woman abductee and her five year old daughter who was also being abducted. The aliens harassed the five year old and threatened her that something terrible would happen to her mother if her mother did not stop wearing the helmet. The girl was so frightened by the aliens that her mother stopped wearing the helmet and they both were taken...

The Thought Screen Helmet is working perfectly. I have not had contact with the aliens since I first started using it. Though twice now coming back from work, I have noticed lights following to the rear of my car, so now I take the helmet with me in the car in case I am abducted.
SHE DOESNT KNOW ABOUT CAR HEAD-LIGHTS <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

So ppl, do we think ChuG should still play alien? And how many time have YOU been abducted in the past few minutes?
Dont forget to make a helmet, im going to anyway.
<img src="http://www.stopabductions.com/gr_lensm.jpg" alt="" />
OOONNNLLLY IN AMERICA FOLKS <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

<small>[ 22 May 2002, 08:22 PM: edited by: Dan_Chug ]</small>

[hamtubulosis]

Wasnt that on V graham norton the other night?! gawd! u try make us think that ur this big know it all person who can find all this groovy stuff... when really ur just a fake who watches too much TV! I think i was abducted once, they got a jar of peanut butter, sucked it up with a straw and then blew and squirted it up my ass.... no... wait, i think that was probably just someone at a party.... yeh, thats the one! haha, u wanna play alien?! harharharhar, the day one of u grunge obsessers wants to play a song like that or anythin else for that matter is the day that satin goes to work on a snow plow!!
ham <img border="0" alt="[Freak]" title="" src="graemlins/freak.gif" />

[Dan_Chug]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by hamtubulosis:
<strong>Wasnt that on V graham norton the other night?! gawd! u try make us think that ur this big know it all person who can find all this groovy stuff... when really ur just a fake who watches too much TV! I think i was abducted once, they got a jar of peanut butter, sucked it up with a straw and then blew and squirted it up my ass.... no... wait, i think that was probably just someone at a party.... yeh, thats the one! haha, u wanna play alien?! harharharhar, the day one of u grunge obsessers wants to play a song like that or anythin else for that matter is the day that satin goes to work on a snow plow!!
ham <img border="0" alt="[Freak]" title="" src="graemlins/freak.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">MAybe it was on Graham Norton, but i never saw it. MY frend told me about the site, so hah. And YOOOuuuuuu....! If it wasnt for me we would never have played Alien! Maybe a grunge obsessor but theres still some good songs by such bands as Pennywise and.... you know the rest.
Tool.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />