I think i just broke my face...

Mean Girl · 27th May 2004, 12:08 AM

Sneezing shouldn't hurt this much.....?

WATCHO!! · 27th May 2004, 12:16 AM

Mike - Indi Rev · 27th May 2004, 12:20 AM

Would have been funnier if you broke your penis (or vagina but I'm not so sure as to how that might break).

Mean Girl · 27th May 2004, 12:23 AM

if i had a penis i'm sure that sneeze would have broken it!

Rainbow_brite · 27th May 2004, 12:23 AM

yuhhu

but when women are having baybees there vadge sometimes gets ripped a wee bit n they have to get stiches

ouch ouch ouch ouch the thought makes me queasy

Mike - Indi Rev · 27th May 2004, 12:25 AM

But would you really call it broken? Or maybe just damaged or perhaps closed for repairs.

Mean Girl · 27th May 2004, 12:34 AM

my friend got kicked by a horse in the vadge ...it was nasty, she collapsed and had to get stitches. it was rather funny however when people asked what happened. and even more hilarious when we were walking about going "you got kicked in the fanny" (sounds really immature i know, but aaaah...good times

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Mike - Indi Rev · 27th May 2004, 12:37 AM

I've had a good mind to kick certain females in the vagina when they've annoyed me. Wouldn't hurt as much as a kick in the balls but if you kick hard enough they'd still realise that you were pissed off at them.

Rainbow_brite · 27th May 2004, 12:42 AM

HAHAHAHA
poor girl
i bet it hurt like hell though.. n stiches.. my god
hahah closed for repair i like that

Mean Girl · 27th May 2004, 12:54 AM

yea she said there was bruises bigger than her fist [insert fisting joke here]

Rainbow_brite · 27th May 2004, 12:59 AM

poor poor girl how did she walk??/
i fell of my pony once n got a massive bruise on my bum!

Mean Girl · 27th May 2004, 01:04 AM

like a cowboy who'd shat himself. aw it was funny she was off school for weeks, and then we all went on a history trip to belgium, and the hot, young history teacher was being all "involved" and asked her what happened...all she said was "i had to see a gynacologist" he was embarrased to say the least!

Rainbow_brite · 27th May 2004, 01:07 AM

omg!!!
i feel so sorry for her... i would just said i got kicked in the vadge by a horse though.. that woulda been funnier

Mean Girl · 27th May 2004, 01:16 AM

aye, i was muttering under my breath "YOU GOT KICKED IN THE FANNY!"

Rainbow_brite · 27th May 2004, 01:19 AM

lol how old was she wen it happened?

27th May 2004, 12:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mean Girl Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Barnhill/Broughty Ferry Posts: 635	I think i just broke my face... Sneezing shouldn't hurt this much.....?

27th May 2004, 12:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
WATCHO!! Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Blairgowrie Posts: 1,929 Band: Spengler	haha

27th May 2004, 12:20 AM	#3 (permalink)
Mike - Indi Rev Moderator Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,635 Band: Indi Rev & Ladybirds Can Fly	Would have been funnier if you broke your penis (or vagina but I'm not so sure as to how that might break).

27th May 2004, 12:23 AM	#4 (permalink)
Mean Girl Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Barnhill/Broughty Ferry Posts: 635	if i had a penis i'm sure that sneeze would have broken it!

27th May 2004, 12:23 AM	#5 (permalink)
Rainbow_brite Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: in a nice wee place :) Posts: 3,688	yuhhu but when women are having baybees there vadge sometimes gets ripped a wee bit n they have to get stiches ouch ouch ouch ouch the thought makes me queasy

27th May 2004, 12:25 AM	#6 (permalink)
Mike - Indi Rev Moderator Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,635 Band: Indi Rev & Ladybirds Can Fly	But would you really call it broken? Or maybe just damaged or perhaps closed for repairs.

27th May 2004, 12:34 AM	#7 (permalink)
Mean Girl Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Barnhill/Broughty Ferry Posts: 635	my friend got kicked by a horse in the vadge ...it was nasty, she collapsed and had to get stitches. it was rather funny however when people asked what happened. and even more hilarious when we were walking about going "you got kicked in the fanny" (sounds really immature i know, but aaaah...good times )

27th May 2004, 12:37 AM	#8 (permalink)
Mike - Indi Rev Moderator Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,635 Band: Indi Rev & Ladybirds Can Fly	I've had a good mind to kick certain females in the vagina when they've annoyed me. Wouldn't hurt as much as a kick in the balls but if you kick hard enough they'd still realise that you were pissed off at them.

27th May 2004, 12:42 AM	#9 (permalink)
Rainbow_brite Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: in a nice wee place :) Posts: 3,688	HAHAHAHA poor girl i bet it hurt like hell though.. n stiches.. my god hahah closed for repair i like that

27th May 2004, 12:54 AM	#10 (permalink)
Mean Girl Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Barnhill/Broughty Ferry Posts: 635	yea she said there was bruises bigger than her fist [insert fisting joke here]

27th May 2004, 12:59 AM	#11 (permalink)
Rainbow_brite Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: in a nice wee place :) Posts: 3,688	poor poor girl how did she walk??/ i fell of my pony once n got a massive bruise on my bum!

27th May 2004, 01:04 AM	#12 (permalink)
Mean Girl Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Barnhill/Broughty Ferry Posts: 635	like a cowboy who'd shat himself. aw it was funny she was off school for weeks, and then we all went on a history trip to belgium, and the hot, young history teacher was being all "involved" and asked her what happened...all she said was "i had to see a gynacologist" he was embarrased to say the least!

27th May 2004, 01:07 AM	#13 (permalink)
Rainbow_brite Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: in a nice wee place :) Posts: 3,688	omg!!! i feel so sorry for her... i would just said i got kicked in the vadge by a horse though.. that woulda been funnier

27th May 2004, 01:16 AM	#14 (permalink)
Mean Girl Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Barnhill/Broughty Ferry Posts: 635	aye, i was muttering under my breath "YOU GOT KICKED IN THE FANNY!"

27th May 2004, 01:19 AM	#15 (permalink)
Rainbow_brite Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: in a nice wee place :) Posts: 3,688	lol how old was she wen it happened?