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Old 6th December 2004, 12:35 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 20th December 2004, 11:16 AM   #17 (permalink)
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a big shout out to all you mathematicians in the crowd!!!

f(x) walks into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't cater for functions"

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Old 20th December 2004, 11:21 AM   #18 (permalink)
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also:

what's yellow and smells like green paint?
yellow paint.

a man walks into a butchers, and says "i bet i can reach whatever's on the top shelf", and the butcher says "i wouldn't take that bet if i were you, the steaks are too high"

a man walks into a bar with giraffe, and they both proceed to get very drunk, by closing time the giraffe is lying passed out on the floor. the man goes to leave, and the barman says "hey, you can't leave that lyin' there", and the man says "it's not a lion, it's a giraffe"

jokes 1 and 3 courtesy of john paterson.

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Old 21st December 2004, 07:06 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 21st December 2004, 08:54 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 21st December 2004, 09:59 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 22nd December 2004, 01:00 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 22nd December 2004, 07:23 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 22nd December 2004, 07:25 PM   #24 (permalink)
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*man goes to doctor *
man "sorry to bother you, but...you see its my knob. . . its bright yellow!"
*the doctor of cource looks baffeld*
doctor "well, i dunno. . . do you work with chemicals...or in a power station, anything like that?"
man "naw i dont work atol acually"
doctor " well what do you do with you life??"
man " sit around watching porn eatin quavers"
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