leeds festo warm up

greetings one and all

sir beatalot here just informing the masses that i intend to have an event which concerns slabs of meat being cooked on a grill over burning coals and then placed inside 2 bits of bread with optional dips/sauces as accompaniments. Said event will be commencing early in the day on weds 25th august in the settlement of Batley just south of leeds in preparation for the leeds festival. There will be a number of beverages on display (byoboc) and the banter will be flowing. There shall also be tea and crumpets available for beale on the thurs morning ......................so get your cunts down!