owen's a cripple

xdavidx · 17th July 2004, 02:33 AM

he fell over, went into shock, both his hands fell off, his ribs caved into his lungs which were punctured mutiple times, he's concussed, his thumbs turned into fieldmice, all the skin was scraped from the front of his body and used as a coat and he got a little bitty of grit under his skin and he can't get it out and his mum ran out of TCP.

17th July 2004, 07:20 PM

this true to an extent

gav · 17th July 2004, 11:14 PM

he's got chapped hooves

mrlizard · 8th August 2004, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gav_revolt

he's got chapped hooves

and a flaky goat snout

Burny · 8th August 2004, 04:33 PM

owens a nipple

8th August 2004, 04:55 PM

bleat it cunto

17th July 2004, 02:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
xdavidx Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Glasgow. Posts: 6,998 Band: Spitelicker, LOLsquad.	owen's a cripple he fell over, went into shock, both his hands fell off, his ribs caved into his lungs which were punctured mutiple times, he's concussed, his thumbs turned into fieldmice, all the skin was scraped from the front of his body and used as a coat and he got a little bitty of grit under his skin and he can't get it out and his mum ran out of TCP.

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17th July 2004, 07:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
crippledgoat Posts: n/a	this true to an extent

17th July 2004, 11:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
gav Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,594 Band: Brickshithouse	he's got chapped hooves

8th August 2004, 04:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
Burny Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: , Dundee Posts: 2,093	owens a nipple

8th August 2004, 04:55 PM	#6 (permalink)
goat Posts: n/a	bleat it cunto