My harrowing dinner experience - Page 2

Johnny · 28th July 2004, 11:23 PM

I'd roast it anyway!

gabrillowise · 29th July 2004, 12:12 PM

How to pick up a pigeon

1. Take your right hand and turn it palm up.
2. Open the first and second fingers of your right hand like they were a pair of scissors.
3. Slide your right hand, palm up and with the first and second fingers open, under the bird its left side. Slide the birds legs between your open first and second finger and close them down to comfortably catch the legs.
4. The bird is now in your palm and facing you. Slide your right thumb up and over the bird's wings to hold him secure as you pull your right arm into toward yourself with the bird's head near your chest.
5. Use your left hand to help keep the bird in place.
6. This should provide a secure and comfortable hold for you AND the pigeon.

C'mon, easy as pie

Rebelius · 29th July 2004, 03:28 PM

1) chuck a towel on it
2) pick it up
3) chuck it out the window

That's what my sister did. worked fine.

gabrillowise · 29th July 2004, 03:42 PM

yeh that too

Scooter · 31st July 2004, 04:23 PM

I saw a pigeon get run over once - it popped like when a car goes over a crisp bag. No blood or anything.

Ritchie.

gayandproud · 8th August 2004, 10:28 PM

vegetarian is the only way

RussellOrGoose · 8th August 2004, 10:41 PM

If we were made to be vegeterian why did we evolve to bear canines like the carnivores e.g felines,canines??

gayandproud · 8th August 2004, 10:49 PM

you hate vegetarians too as well, oyu narrow minded shite

RussellOrGoose · 8th August 2004, 10:51 PM

Nope not at all.
As the active omnivore that I am i was just wondering that?
Vegeterians are cool to resist all the meat that goes about and not to eat it.

gayandproud · 8th August 2004, 10:52 PM

concur

RussellOrGoose · 8th August 2004, 10:57 PM

Don't ever agree with me ever again!!

Cause another thing about vegetarians is that they have to eat 4xas much food to get the same amount of energy,vitamins etc as the average omnivore.
Which is the downside>

gayandproud · 8th August 2004, 11:00 PM

i'll drink to that

RussellOrGoose · 8th August 2004, 11:01 PM

I'd rather mop the floor at a peep show.

gayandproud · 8th August 2004, 11:03 PM

thats a bit rough. but i reckon money could be good.

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28th July 2004, 11:23 PM	#16 (permalink)
Johnny is latin for sexy. Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Glenrothes Posts: 5,137 Band: Aces High	I'd roast it anyway!

29th July 2004, 12:12 PM	#17 (permalink)
gabrillowise Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: the forest haven Posts: 2,056	How to pick up a pigeon 1. Take your right hand and turn it palm up. 2. Open the first and second fingers of your right hand like they were a pair of scissors. 3. Slide your right hand, palm up and with the first and second fingers open, under the bird its left side. Slide the birds legs between your open first and second finger and close them down to comfortably catch the legs. 4. The bird is now in your palm and facing you. Slide your right thumb up and over the bird's wings to hold him secure as you pull your right arm into toward yourself with the bird's head near your chest. 5. Use your left hand to help keep the bird in place. 6. This should provide a secure and comfortable hold for you AND the pigeon. C'mon, easy as pie

29th July 2004, 03:28 PM	#18 (permalink)
Rebelius Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 7,213	1) chuck a towel on it 2) pick it up 3) chuck it out the window That's what my sister did. worked fine.

29th July 2004, 03:42 PM	#19 (permalink)
gabrillowise Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: the forest haven Posts: 2,056	yeh that too

31st July 2004, 04:23 PM	#20 (permalink)
Scooter Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: The Great White North Posts: 388	I saw a pigeon get run over once - it popped like when a car goes over a crisp bag. No blood or anything. Ritchie.

8th August 2004, 10:28 PM	#21 (permalink)
gayandproud Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: beside tk maxx Posts: 145	vegetarian is the only way

8th August 2004, 10:41 PM	#22 (permalink)
RussellOrGoose legend Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Cupar Posts: 6,431	If we were made to be vegeterian why did we evolve to bear canines like the carnivores e.g felines,canines??

8th August 2004, 10:49 PM	#23 (permalink)
gayandproud Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: beside tk maxx Posts: 145	you hate vegetarians too as well, oyu narrow minded shite

8th August 2004, 10:51 PM	#24 (permalink)
RussellOrGoose legend Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Cupar Posts: 6,431	Nope not at all. As the active omnivore that I am i was just wondering that? Vegeterians are cool to resist all the meat that goes about and not to eat it.

8th August 2004, 10:52 PM	#25 (permalink)
gayandproud Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: beside tk maxx Posts: 145	concur

8th August 2004, 10:57 PM	#26 (permalink)
RussellOrGoose legend Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Cupar Posts: 6,431	Don't ever agree with me ever again!! Cause another thing about vegetarians is that they have to eat 4xas much food to get the same amount of energy,vitamins etc as the average omnivore. Which is the downside>

8th August 2004, 11:00 PM	#27 (permalink)
gayandproud Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: beside tk maxx Posts: 145	i'll drink to that

8th August 2004, 11:01 PM	#28 (permalink)
RussellOrGoose legend Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Cupar Posts: 6,431	I'd rather mop the floor at a peep show.

8th August 2004, 11:03 PM	#29 (permalink)
gayandproud Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: beside tk maxx Posts: 145	thats a bit rough. but i reckon money could be good.