goat story

[mrlizard]

once upon a time.......................

there was a man by the name of Giles, He lived on a farm down yonder way. Giles loved the country life, he occupied his time milking the cows and making love to his dog Sandy.

Giles was bored, it was a saturday night and Sandy had been froliking with his neighbour Burny, he didnt fancy sloppy seconds again. Cursing under his breath he slipped into his tux slapped on some Black Suede and made his way to the Fist Inn for a pint.

Four hours, seven double brandies, three whiskeys, four rum and vodkas, and several eggnogs later, Giles wished everyone a very pleasant evening before he staggered back in the direction of the farm.

As he walked past the old grave yard suddenly, the absolute darkness was replaced by a bright, dazzlingly bright light. Giles screwed his eyes up. "Blimey!" he cried. "What the fuck is that?" he realised that the light was coming from a window in the old church ahead of him. Although it was difficult to tell being quite intoxicated, Giles felt that the light was pullling him in. He grew closer and closer until all he could think about was what lay behind the glass. He found a stone just the right height for him to stand on, so his face was level with the small stained glass window. He screwed up his eyes and tried to make out the shape that was before him.

it was a goat.

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whey, good ol' goat stories, ah u gotta love them