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Old 25th September 2004, 10:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Joke (actually funny too! :O)
An Scotsman, a German and a Frenchman are all in saudi arabia,sharing a smuggled crate of booze,when saudi police rush in and arrest them,There all sentanced to death, but with the help of good lawyers,they succsessfully apeal and get life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck,the last day of there trial falls on a saudi national holiday,and the benevolent sheikh decides to release them after just 20 lashes each of the whip.

As they're preparing for there punishment,the sheikh announces, 'its my wifes birthday today,and she has asked me to allow you one wish each'.The German is first in line. He asks,'Please tie a pillow to my back'.This is done ,but the pillow only last 10 lashes before the whipslices through. Afterwards,the german is carried away,bleeding. The Frenchman is up next ,and smugly asks for two pillows to be tied to his back. But even two pillows can only take 15 lashes before the whip goes through, and the Frenchman is soon led away whimpering loudly. The Scotsman is last, and the sheikh says,'You are from a most beautifull part of the world and your culture is one of the finest. You may have two wishes!. 'Thank you , Your most Royal Highness ,'the Scotsman replies. 'In reconition of your kindness,my first wish is not for 20 lashes,but 100,'

'Not only are you an honourable ,handsome and powerful man,you are also very brave,'the sheikh says'so be it. And what is your second wish?'he asks. The Briton smiles,' Tie the Frenchman to my back.'
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Old 25th September 2004, 10:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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haha excellent. poor frenchies, they get all the... stick
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Old 26th September 2004, 12:12 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 26th September 2004, 02:43 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Last time i was in france all the locals were really rude to me cos my french wasnt perfect (atleast i was trying!) so to me i now think the entire nation follows suit. just call me The Generaliser!
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Old 26th September 2004, 02:53 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 26th September 2004, 11:26 AM   #6 (permalink)
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OK I've changed it slightly after i was told Englishmen aren't that clever.
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Old 26th September 2004, 11:27 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 26th September 2004, 11:30 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Last time i was in france all the locals were really rude to me cos my french wasnt perfect (atleast i was trying!) so to me i now think the entire nation follows suit. just call me The Generaliser!

If it's not perfect, why bother? Speak in English. They all know they are speaking a dead language that sucks anyway.
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If it's not perfect, why bother? Speak in English. They all know they are speaking a dead language that sucks anyway.
Speak it loud, slow and treat them like simpletons too.
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Old 26th September 2004, 11:38 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Speak it loud, slow and treat them like simpletons too.

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Old 26th September 2004, 12:57 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Fuck off.
Exactly. Even a retard like me can understand that.... Hey!
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Old 27th September 2004, 01:26 AM   #12 (permalink)
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