dEAR cRAIG

curlupanddie · 3rd October 2004, 12:28 PM

CAN I Kick Her Face In Now??? bitch...

BlAcKeNeD · 1st November 2004, 10:28 PM

I think he's gonna say yes to that question after tonights events

1. Craig was beaten up with a rolling pin by her then later sexually assaulted short after.
2. Craig was thrown down the stairs then forced to eat faeces from the toilet.
3. Craig was then tortured further by multiple colonic irrigations.
4. Craig was mistaken for Elton John then beaten by an 'Anti-Gay' movement.
5. Craig was that bruised he was mistaken for a Haitian then attacked by a 'White-Power' Movement (both these movements were led by sheryl)

and finally......Craig was forced to have sex with her parents in front of all of his relatives.

evilheartedyou · 1st November 2004, 10:37 PM

I'm quite happy my name isn't Craig :|

domination · 1st November 2004, 11:49 PM

scott if any of that comes true im holding u personally to blame

Lazzaro · 3rd November 2004, 02:02 AM

*picks up rolling pin*

BlAcKeNeD · 4th November 2004, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evilheartedyou

I'm quite happy my name isn't Craig :|

as do I

3rd October 2004, 12:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
curlupanddie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 1,233 Band: Sunset Squad (Dundee), We Shall Be Blessed (Aberdeen)	dEAR cRAIG CAN I Kick Her Face In Now??? bitch...

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1st November 2004, 10:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
BlAcKeNeD Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,465	I think he's gonna say yes to that question after tonights events 1. Craig was beaten up with a rolling pin by her then later sexually assaulted short after. 2. Craig was thrown down the stairs then forced to eat faeces from the toilet. 3. Craig was then tortured further by multiple colonic irrigations. 4. Craig was mistaken for Elton John then beaten by an 'Anti-Gay' movement. 5. Craig was that bruised he was mistaken for a Haitian then attacked by a 'White-Power' Movement (both these movements were led by sheryl) and finally......Craig was forced to have sex with her parents in front of all of his relatives.

1st November 2004, 10:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
evilheartedyou Uh oh! Spaghettio! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: glasglayglo Posts: 1,187	I'm quite happy my name isn't Craig :\|

1st November 2004, 11:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
domination Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 306	scott if any of that comes true im holding u personally to blame

3rd November 2004, 02:02 AM	#5 (permalink)
Lazzaro Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 6,065	picks up rolling pin