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Old 10th November 2004, 08:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Biggest thing you've ever stuck up your bum?
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Old 10th November 2004, 09:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I got a matchstick down my urethra once
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Old 10th November 2004, 11:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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thong.


like, lol.
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Old 11th November 2004, 01:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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aww dude... why did u have to say that?!
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Old 11th November 2004, 01:03 AM   #5 (permalink)
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aww dude... why did u have to say that?!
sorry! I didn't really, I've always just thought about trying it.
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Old 11th November 2004, 09:02 AM   #6 (permalink)
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apparently dan goldblooms brother shoved a broom handle up his arse and wandered about, at a party i was at.

i missed it though because i was asleep. : (
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Old 11th November 2004, 10:50 AM   #7 (permalink)
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yup..... he likes to do these things... he shoved a lollypop up once as well... and then i think it went round everyones mouths....



that was an interesting party...
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Old 11th November 2004, 01:53 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Nobody has said nob or trumpet yet
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Old 11th November 2004, 02:59 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 11th November 2004, 03:22 PM   #10 (permalink)
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apparently dan goldblooms brother shoved a broom handle up his arse and wandered about, at a party i was at.

i missed it though because i was asleep. : (
i take it that was jamie lol mad as a march hare that one
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Old 11th November 2004, 03:41 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Blairgowrie is shit, and probably not the smallest thing you could stick up your bum.
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Old 11th November 2004, 03:54 PM   #12 (permalink)
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i take it that was jamie lol mad as a march hare that one

madder.

honestly, madder

hes a lovely chap though... if i ever introduced you too my big brother at felt... that will be jamie... or possibly joe- "so many soldier."
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Old 11th November 2004, 04:14 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Haha, yeah lets ruin a thread with random spam!

What have you shoved up your arse?
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Old 11th November 2004, 04:22 PM   #14 (permalink)
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[quote=JobbyCock]Haha, yeah lets ruin a thread with random spam!

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LOOK MISTER read the bollocks guidelines.

p.s. theres not much to ruin... this thread is crap. Im making it better, so is ritch... we are getting boredom relief from this... if we werent posting "random spam" your be the only person enjoying this thread.

and bollocks is FOR SPAM.

if you didnt want people to spam in your very own precious special thread, then you shouldn't have posted it in bollocks-

but the topic is to rubbish to be posted anywhere else...

so DEAL WITH IT.
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Old 11th November 2004, 04:27 PM   #15 (permalink)
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What have you shoved up your arse?

she had MY FIST up HER ASS last NITE




bet thats satisfied your curiousity
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