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Old 19th November 2004, 09:42 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I was made to read a book in first year (Forever - Judy Blume) by my english teacher.

It was all about some girl having sex for the first time with some asshole boy and all the issues she had in her life.

However said boy named his member Ralph. It was a pretty disturbing thing to read in my formative years:

I took off my clothes and Ralph stood to attention...it was like he was watching me with his one eye.
"Ralph likes you" he said... (ad-libbing)

I mean really....
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Old 20th November 2004, 09:37 PM   #32 (permalink)
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why was he ad-libbing? he could have let her do it.
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Old 22nd November 2004, 12:03 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 22nd November 2004, 12:04 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 22nd November 2004, 04:54 PM   #35 (permalink)
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