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Old 15th November 2004, 01:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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whats the funniest thing someones called ur "member" or whats ur name for it???haha
big jock!! lol
elvis called his...mini elvis
how original
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Old 15th November 2004, 01:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Big Jock, my jolly massive **** (fill in the blank and win a prize)
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Old 15th November 2004, 01:14 PM   #3 (permalink)
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big jock my jolly massive SOCK!
well u did mention cheese....
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Old 15th November 2004, 01:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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cheese can mean many things.

sing with me

Bandhelix jock is a jolly massive cock, a jolly massive cock it be.
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Old 15th November 2004, 01:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i got 3 letters for u
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Old 15th November 2004, 01:21 PM   #6 (permalink)
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yes, also called a KNOB, this colourful device hands free and easy under the traditional scottish dress, the Kilt
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Old 15th November 2004, 10:50 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Please stop having a conversation with yourself
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Old 15th November 2004, 11:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 16th November 2004, 07:32 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 16th November 2004, 11:45 AM   #10 (permalink)
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My ex called it my wee man... not cos its small... just because its smaller than me in comparison and that... its huge... like a big huge thing. Na its tiny
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Old 16th November 2004, 12:00 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I think female genitilia has far better names attributed to it, like-

axe-wound
gash
cod cave
salmon slits
beef curtains
flesh lettuce

and many more

Does anyone have the link to that hedgehog thing? That has most of them
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Old 16th November 2004, 12:15 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I think female genitilia has far better names attributed to it, like-

axe-wound
gash
cod cave
salmon slits
beef curtains
flesh lettuce

and many more

Does anyone have the link to that hedgehog thing? That has most of them
hahaha
see wats also funny, lesbian terms like
bean flicker
clam smacker
prawn muncher
etc
etc
etc.........

i miust say tho im still lovin "dong" as the best name for it haha
my ex once asked me to "kiss ma wee pink soldier"
disturbing
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Old 16th November 2004, 12:18 PM   #13 (permalink)
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when i searched the axe-wound cartoon, this was second in google

http://www.undergroundscene.co.uk/up...ex.php/t-21345
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Old 16th November 2004, 12:19 PM   #14 (permalink)
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but this is the real link

http://rathergood.kewlio.net/flash/thinking_about.swf
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Old 16th November 2004, 02:16 PM   #15 (permalink)
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