JmL - Page 2

Daveoftheband · 23rd November 2004, 03:40 PM

u watch too much tv!

Rachybell · 23rd November 2004, 04:35 PM

heehee I want the urban rebounder... apparently it melts fat... genuis. Also... could annoy the folk below me cause they're noisy bastards and a trampoline would do the trick.

------thanks JML

------

D.ed wood · 23rd November 2004, 04:45 PM

if you where ever gonna ram raid a wearhouse.....you know you'd ram raid the one where they keep all that pointless shit....well i would anyway, just for the sake of burning it later or selling it at overly expensive prices.

Daveoftheband · 23rd November 2004, 04:52 PM

no way! that stuff is in-valuable, a million uses for everything!

long time no-see btw

D.ed wood · 23rd November 2004, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daveoftheband

no way! that stuff is in-valuable, a million uses for everything!

long time no-see btw

alright!
yeah, long time!
i know....but have you ever bought something from them, got it and realised it was just utter pish?

Daveoftheband · 23rd November 2004, 04:56 PM

no, we've got their steam cleaner and its gr8 it does everything it sez it does JML is god's physical form on earth

D.ed wood · 23rd November 2004, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daveoftheband

no, we've got their steam cleaner and its gr8 it does everything it sez it does JML is god's physical form on earth

ok....big up to JML then! my mum got tupperwear once.....the lid broke......DAMN YOU JML.....THAT COST ME MY LUNCH!!!!

Daveoftheband · 23rd November 2004, 05:00 PM

god was punishing you, or it was fake JML have u seen those pens?

D.ed wood · 23rd November 2004, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daveoftheband

god was punishing you, or it was fake JML have u seen those pens?

i dunno, but the more i think about.....*OOPS!* it wisnae jml after all.......it was fucking betterwear!!!! have you seen there pish?

Daveoftheband · 23rd November 2004, 05:02 PM

yeh, wannabes!

D.ed wood · 23rd November 2004, 05:04 PM

christ im starving...i know that thats irrelevant to this topic but i am!....i need food!!!!

bandhelix · 23rd November 2004, 05:04 PM

dave, it not MSN you know!!!!!

MotioN · 23rd November 2004, 07:07 PM

OI! Back to the subject!

JML!

fuck aye!

Daveoftheband · 24th November 2004, 10:14 AM

have u seen their super clothes that can soak up the atlantic and still clean ur cooker, i got them outta poundstretcher for my dads xmas yesterday

a UGS inspired prezzy - god thats sad

krashd · 24th November 2004, 04:37 PM

Viz had the ultimate in JmL and associated companies pisstake with their comedy ads.

"Is her nagging getting you down? then use Wife-Away! One spray of Wife-Away's top selling product and your spouse will vanish for hours! From the people who brought you to your current location!"

"ViZ-shite Ltd. presents Inflatable-Leslie-Grantham. If you've ever required Dirty Den but just couldn't find him anywhere, then this is for you.

(Inflates in 8hrs and is suitable for children's parties and funerals)"

I'm gonna go find my old ViZ stack!

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23rd November 2004, 03:40 PM	#16 (permalink)
Daveoftheband Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mainly Dundee Posts: 2,682 Band: a parting shot/sunsetsquad	u watch too much tv!

23rd November 2004, 04:35 PM	#17 (permalink)
Rachybell Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Cupar/Liverpool Posts: 124	heehee I want the urban rebounder... apparently it melts fat... genuis. Also... could annoy the folk below me cause they're noisy bastards and a trampoline would do the trick. ------thanks JML ------

23rd November 2004, 04:45 PM	#18 (permalink)
D.ed wood FUCK OFF!!!!! Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: slumdee... Posts: 280	if you where ever gonna ram raid a wearhouse.....you know you'd ram raid the one where they keep all that pointless shit....well i would anyway, just for the sake of burning it later or selling it at overly expensive prices.

23rd November 2004, 04:52 PM	#19 (permalink)
Daveoftheband Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mainly Dundee Posts: 2,682 Band: a parting shot/sunsetsquad	no way! that stuff is in-valuable, a million uses for everything! long time no-see btw

23rd November 2004, 04:56 PM	#21 (permalink)
Daveoftheband Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mainly Dundee Posts: 2,682 Band: a parting shot/sunsetsquad	no, we've got their steam cleaner and its gr8 it does everything it sez it does JML is god's physical form on earth

23rd November 2004, 05:00 PM	#23 (permalink)
Daveoftheband Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mainly Dundee Posts: 2,682 Band: a parting shot/sunsetsquad	god was punishing you, or it was fake JML have u seen those pens?

23rd November 2004, 05:02 PM	#25 (permalink)
Daveoftheband Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mainly Dundee Posts: 2,682 Band: a parting shot/sunsetsquad	yeh, wannabes!

23rd November 2004, 05:04 PM	#26 (permalink)
D.ed wood FUCK OFF!!!!! Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: slumdee... Posts: 280	christ im starving...i know that thats irrelevant to this topic but i am!....i need food!!!!

23rd November 2004, 05:04 PM	#27 (permalink)
bandhelix Show me what u got Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 789	dave, it not MSN you know!!!!!

23rd November 2004, 07:07 PM	#28 (permalink)
MotioN Listen to Void! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Perth/Abernethy Posts: 7,472 Band: Allergo, Violent Response, Nekrocircus, RatpukE, Octopope	OI! Back to the subject! JML! fuck aye!

24th November 2004, 10:14 AM	#29 (permalink)
Daveoftheband Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mainly Dundee Posts: 2,682 Band: a parting shot/sunsetsquad	have u seen their super clothes that can soak up the atlantic and still clean ur cooker, i got them outta poundstretcher for my dads xmas yesterday a UGS inspired prezzy - god thats sad

24th November 2004, 04:37 PM	#30 (permalink)
krashd Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Kirktonia Posts: 2,064 Band: Crosby, Stills, Nash, krashd and Young	Viz had the ultimate in JmL and associated companies pisstake with their comedy ads. "Is her nagging getting you down? then use Wife-Away! One spray of Wife-Away's top selling product and your spouse will vanish for hours! From the people who brought you to your current location!" "ViZ-shite Ltd. presents Inflatable-Leslie-Grantham. If you've ever required Dirty Den but just couldn't find him anywhere, then this is for you. (Inflates in 8hrs and is suitable for children's parties and funerals)" I'm gonna go find my old ViZ stack!