JmL

Becca Bomb · 20th November 2004, 09:32 PM

J.M.L

first penknifes, then magnetic mops, now invisible brassieres!

JML
= Your indespensible giude to a BETTER Life!!

what have you got to lose??not your cash, thats for SuRe!!

krashd · 20th November 2004, 09:34 PM

cheers. now i've got the jml tune stuck in my head. bum bum pa bum, bum bummdy dum

PrettyPumpkin · 21st November 2004, 01:25 AM

Hurrah for the invisible bra I say

Andy Pandy · 21st November 2004, 01:44 AM

I want invisible pants.

RealR · 21st November 2004, 03:43 AM

omg i want one of them. my chest just isn't big enough.

psydoll · 21st November 2004, 03:52 AM

You know the products are good when some of the models are good-looking and not the usual trailer-trash that these kinda companies roll out

MotioN · 21st November 2004, 10:35 AM

i fuckin love the JML tune it makes me shake my booty and move my head from side to side whilst pointing my fingers. and singing along.

krashd · 21st November 2004, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MotioN

i fuckin love the JML tune it makes me shake my booty and move my head from side to side whilst pointing my fingers. and singing along.

This coming from a gent with a good clean fun song above his avatar. I really must see allergo's mix of punk and jingle

Daveoftheband · 23rd November 2004, 10:11 AM

i love all their cleaning products. the adds are like, "tired of all those impossible to remove stains like baked on grease and cat shit?"

really funny

WarmToast · 23rd November 2004, 11:15 AM

Has anyone came across "cidic bang!" yet in the shops?

Daveoftheband · 23rd November 2004, 12:02 PM

thats so cool the makers of that add were the same folk that did jml im sure

^_mincher_^ · 23rd November 2004, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarmToast

Has anyone came across "cidic bang!" yet in the shops?

The first time i saw the add for this, my bleary eyes combined with my crap TV picture made me read "Clit Bang"....i was lolling like fuck for ages!

bandhelix · 23rd November 2004, 12:22 PM

***NEW FROM JmL****

"Ever felt all alone? Feel lonely no more with JmL's new BLOW UP FRIEND. Go for a pint, watch the football or even try it on with the ladies.
BLOW UP FRIEND can be yours for just £5.99 and if you by now, you'll receive a purple piece of string to tie to your BLOW UP FRIEND to stop any embarrassing moments such as him flying away in the wind.

The new JmL BLOW UP FRIEND, everyone needs a friend."

"Puncture kit not included."

MotioN · 23rd November 2004, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krashd

This coming from a gent with a good clean fun song above his avatar. I really must see allergo's mix of punk and jingle

oooft aye! you'll need to wait for my new side project to see the ultimate jimgle punk mix.

All_in_black · 23rd November 2004, 03:18 PM

The new penali pen set from JML. You get fifteen gold-plated fountain pens for an amazing £9.99 (+p&p) BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! You also get this discreet chequebook pen! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! You also get this ladies' handbag pen which fits easily into your purse! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! You also get this indestructapen! It's virtually unbreakable! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! You also get this zero-gravity pen! It writes upside down! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! You also get a selection of coloured penali pens! BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! You also get the penali pencil set!! All for the low price of £9.99.

Available at Homebase, Woolworths and Bill Hodgins.

20th November 2004, 09:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
Becca Bomb Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: the ghost train Posts: 3,738 Band: The Leatherettes	JmL J.M.L first penknifes, then magnetic mops, now invisible brassieres! JML = Your indespensible giude to a BETTER Life!! what have you got to lose??not your cash, thats for SuRe!!

20th November 2004, 09:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
krashd Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Kirktonia Posts: 2,064 Band: Crosby, Stills, Nash, krashd and Young	cheers. now i've got the jml tune stuck in my head. bum bum pa bum, bum bummdy dum

21st November 2004, 01:25 AM	#3 (permalink)
PrettyPumpkin Mixtaper Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Edinburgh. It's great. Posts: 2,800	Hurrah for the invisible bra I say

21st November 2004, 01:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
Andy Pandy Milk will give you more Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 726	I want invisible pants.

21st November 2004, 03:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
RealR Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,140 Band: They are make believe	omg i want one of them. my chest just isn't big enough.

21st November 2004, 03:52 AM	#6 (permalink)
psydoll Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aberdeen, Scotland Posts: 428	You know the products are good when some of the models are good-looking and not the usual trailer-trash that these kinda companies roll out

21st November 2004, 10:35 AM	#7 (permalink)
MotioN Listen to Void! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Perth/Abernethy Posts: 7,472 Band: Allergo, Violent Response, Nekrocircus, RatpukE, Octopope	i fuckin love the JML tune it makes me shake my booty and move my head from side to side whilst pointing my fingers. and singing along.

23rd November 2004, 10:11 AM	#9 (permalink)
Daveoftheband Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mainly Dundee Posts: 2,682 Band: a parting shot/sunsetsquad	i love all their cleaning products. the adds are like, "tired of all those impossible to remove stains like baked on grease and cat shit?" really funny

23rd November 2004, 11:15 AM	#10 (permalink)
WarmToast Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: St Georges Cross, Glasgow. Posts: 717	Has anyone came across "cidic bang!" yet in the shops?

23rd November 2004, 12:02 PM	#11 (permalink)
Daveoftheband Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mainly Dundee Posts: 2,682 Band: a parting shot/sunsetsquad	thats so cool the makers of that add were the same folk that did jml im sure

23rd November 2004, 12:22 PM	#13 (permalink)
bandhelix Show me what u got Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 789	*NEW FROM JmL** "Ever felt all alone? Feel lonely no more with JmL's new BLOW UP FRIEND. Go for a pint, watch the football or even try it on with the ladies. BLOW UP FRIEND can be yours for just £5.99 and if you by now, you'll receive a purple piece of string to tie to your BLOW UP FRIEND to stop any embarrassing moments such as him flying away in the wind. The new JmL BLOW UP FRIEND, everyone needs a friend." "Puncture kit not included."

23rd November 2004, 03:18 PM	#15 (permalink)
All_in_black Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kirriemuir Posts: 1,873	The new penali pen set from JML. You get fifteen gold-plated fountain pens for an amazing £9.99 (+p&p) BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! You also get this discreet chequebook pen! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! You also get this ladies' handbag pen which fits easily into your purse! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! You also get this indestructapen! It's virtually unbreakable! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! You also get this zero-gravity pen! It writes upside down! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! You also get a selection of coloured penali pens! BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! You also get the penali pencil set!! All for the low price of £9.99. Available at Homebase, Woolworths and Bill Hodgins.