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xdavidx · 29th November 2004, 01:23 PM

this is the worst macaroni pie ever made! since when was "70% water" the main ingredient in macaroni pies, eh? I only had to buy this fucker after all the free out of date mozarella paninis were gone from the fridge at work, and the bakers oven didn't have any veggie bakes, and I didn't have enough for a mexican wrap from boots. what's the world coming to?

and old people are shit.

MotioN · 29th November 2004, 01:25 PM

hey dave did you know The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a
porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought
slpeling was ipmorantt!

Daveoftheband · 29th November 2004, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidXdisco

this is the worst macaroni pie ever made! since when was "70% water" the main ingredient in macaroni pies, eh? I only had to buy this fucker after all the free out of date mozarella paninis were gone from the fridge at work, and the bakers oven didn't have any veggie bakes, and I didn't have enough for a mexican wrap from boots. what's the world coming to?

and old people are shit.

they're not as bad as finding a a finger nail in a bag of quavers

DJisghetto · 29th November 2004, 01:43 PM

My tattoo is itchy. But i have no cream.

I'm sitting in college, trying to learn, then a little voice whispers; 'Itch me' and i say 'no, i can't, you'll get infected' but it starts shouting at me 'itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me 'itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me 'itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me 'itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me 'itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me!'

Daveoftheband · 29th November 2004, 01:53 PM

pat it instead, it'll fix that crazy itch

xdavidx · 29th November 2004, 04:09 PM

nah, get it under the hand drier until it burns. not only does it scratch your itch, but it feels like a mini-orgasm.

Daveoftheband · 29th November 2004, 04:11 PM

ur some sort of sadist? that sounds horrible

speaking of tattoos my dad threw out the one u did for me dave, so can i have another plse?

xdavidx · 29th November 2004, 04:16 PM

you cunt!

Daveoftheband · 29th November 2004, 04:18 PM

not me! my dad ripped it off the fridge and binned it! the cunt!

we fell out so that was his idea of revenge so wot do u say dave?

krashd · 29th November 2004, 04:49 PM

i say you kill your dad with a chisel.

Daveoftheband · 29th November 2004, 04:50 PM

i will!

29th November 2004, 01:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
xdavidx Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Glasgow. Posts: 6,997 Band: Spitelicker, LOLsquad.	fucksticks this is the worst macaroni pie ever made! since when was "70% water" the main ingredient in macaroni pies, eh? I only had to buy this fucker after all the free out of date mozarella paninis were gone from the fridge at work, and the bakers oven didn't have any veggie bakes, and I didn't have enough for a mexican wrap from boots. what's the world coming to? and old people are shit.

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29th November 2004, 01:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
MotioN Listen to Void! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Perth/Abernethy Posts: 7,472 Band: Allergo, Violent Response, Nekrocircus, RatpukE, Octopope	hey dave did you know The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt!

29th November 2004, 01:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
DJisghetto Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 496	My tattoo is itchy. But i have no cream. I'm sitting in college, trying to learn, then a little voice whispers; 'Itch me' and i say 'no, i can't, you'll get infected' but it starts shouting at me 'itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me 'itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me 'itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me 'itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me 'itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me itch me!'

29th November 2004, 01:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
Daveoftheband Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mainly Dundee Posts: 2,677 Band: a parting shot/sunsetsquad	pat it instead, it'll fix that crazy itch

29th November 2004, 04:09 PM	#6 (permalink)
xdavidx Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Glasgow. Posts: 6,997 Band: Spitelicker, LOLsquad.	nah, get it under the hand drier until it burns. not only does it scratch your itch, but it feels like a mini-orgasm.

29th November 2004, 04:11 PM	#7 (permalink)
Daveoftheband Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mainly Dundee Posts: 2,677 Band: a parting shot/sunsetsquad	ur some sort of sadist? that sounds horrible speaking of tattoos my dad threw out the one u did for me dave, so can i have another plse?

29th November 2004, 04:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
xdavidx Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Glasgow. Posts: 6,997 Band: Spitelicker, LOLsquad.	you cunt!

29th November 2004, 04:18 PM	#9 (permalink)
Daveoftheband Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mainly Dundee Posts: 2,677 Band: a parting shot/sunsetsquad	not me! my dad ripped it off the fridge and binned it! the cunt! we fell out so that was his idea of revenge so wot do u say dave?

29th November 2004, 04:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
krashd Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Kirktonia Posts: 2,064 Band: Crosby, Stills, Nash, krashd and Young	i say you kill your dad with a chisel.

29th November 2004, 04:50 PM	#11 (permalink)
Daveoftheband Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mainly Dundee Posts: 2,677 Band: a parting shot/sunsetsquad	i will!