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Old 1st December 2004, 02:22 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Whats white and bounces up and down in a baby's pram?

A Peado's bum





so what if i cant spell peado- still funny as fuck
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Old 1st December 2004, 02:23 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 1st December 2004, 05:57 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Certainly got the sick part down.

Pretty funny
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Old 1st December 2004, 12:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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haha cool!

my fave is still this old chesnut:

what's the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong?

neil armstrong was the first man on the moon, michael jackson fucks kids
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Old 1st December 2004, 04:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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haha cool!

my fave is still this old chesnut:

what's the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong?

neil armstrong was the first man on the moon, michael jackson fucks kids
hahahaha...fucking belter!!!
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Old 1st December 2004, 04:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
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whats the best thing about shagging twenty five years olds?

theirs 20 of them......
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Old 1st December 2004, 04:18 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hahahaha...fucking belter!!!
It certainly is
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Old 1st December 2004, 04:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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whats the best thing about shagging twenty five years olds?

theirs 20 of them......
not as good as the jackson/armsrtong one....sorry dude.
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Old 1st December 2004, 04:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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haha cool!

my fave is still this old chesnut:

what's the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong?

neil armstrong was the first man on the moon, michael jackson fucks kids
i heard that one at a dead pets gig believe it or not
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Old 1st December 2004, 04:33 PM   #10 (permalink)
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im subjecting u al to this awful excuse of a joke:

wot do u get if u cross a sheep and a kangaroo?




































some sort of hybrid which isn't accepted by either race and is cast off as a side show freak and abused all its life
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Old 1st December 2004, 04:35 PM   #11 (permalink)
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im subjecting u al to this awful excuse of a joke:

wot do u get if u cross a sheep and a kangaroo?




































some sort of hybrid which isn't accepted by either race and is cast off as a side show freak and abused all its life

sounds the the groth on my left bollock.
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Old 2nd December 2004, 12:51 AM   #12 (permalink)
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a sick joke that dale told me was.......


a little boy was walking out of school one day and a guy in a car pulled up next to him and said "i'll give you a mars bar if you come in my car"

to which the boy replied "hell if yi give me a mars bar i'll cum in your mouth"


pretty sick but i was laughing at this for a while
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Old 2nd December 2004, 01:17 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 2nd December 2004, 01:29 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I didnt like any of them.
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Old 2nd December 2004, 10:44 AM   #15 (permalink)
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whats the best thing about shagging twenty five years olds?

theirs 20 of them......
best joke on this thread. . . .by far.
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