Blind Date- Never Again

bandhelix · 14th December 2004, 10:16 AM

IF YOUR FEMALE AND ARE SENSITIVE TO SHALLOWNESS, LOOK AWAY NOW

Hey guys, i went on a blind date last night, now i wish i was blind. It all started with the las getting my number at random off one of my mates phones. Being a trainee nurse i though, 'oooooo, this should be good', and so we started swappin texts every so often.
That was about two months ago. Full of wonder of what she looked like, my best mate and i decided to organise a night out, sort of blind date, if you may call it that. All was well on the drive up to the lass's flat, perfect nerves on my part. Got to the flat about 5 minutes late, as driving round a section of town you've never been in before is rather difficult, anyway we got they and waited for the girls to arrive. Next thing i know the lass and my mate who gave her the number got in the back of the car, no kiddin the rear end sunk. I just looked at my best mate and he looked at me, affraid to look back.
So off we went, to the place they call 'The cinema', being gentlemen we let the ladies choose the film and what a surprise, 'Polar Express', you could just SEE the joy in my eyes, NOT. Away we went to take our seats in the rather empty room, (Oh god, what had i done) when the girls said 'We're just going to the toilet.' Now was our chance of escape, we could run and be pigs or sit through it and be men. My inner self kicked in, so we stayed. Just cos i stayed doesn't mean i had to enjoy it.
On the film went, and it was rather good, for a kids movie. Anywho, it finish and i ushered them back to the car and drove like i've never driven before. Dropped them off at the flat, only to be asked in (Ding Ding Ding, Nooooooooo) So i said 'Sorry i have an early start tommorrow, and off i went, like a bullet. Only to go to the pub and drink the picture out of my system.
Anyway, does this make me a bad person, i know it makes me shallow and i'm happy about that, but am i a bad guy?

Becca Bomb · 14th December 2004, 10:33 AM

nah, not at all, I wouldve felt the same way, in fact I have done.

bandhelix · 14th December 2004, 10:35 AM

hey hey, i dont know how to tell her that she less appealing than a block of cheese though.

gabrillowise · 14th December 2004, 10:35 AM

You probably shouldn't have built your hopes up too much.

bandhelix · 14th December 2004, 10:42 AM

Not that i built my hopes up to much, i just saw her as a hotty, not a fatty. (nothing wrong with the larger lady, i happen to like some of them, mainly the pritty ones)

Filthy Ritch · 14th December 2004, 03:28 PM

that'll teach u to go on a blind date.thats just silly.

bandhelix · 14th December 2004, 03:45 PM

Hence the name, Blind Date-Never Again

SuperMike! · 14th December 2004, 03:47 PM

In all seriousness, why did you expect a hotty? Wishful thinking?

What's to say she didn't think you were a munter?

(just saying...)

bandhelix · 14th December 2004, 04:04 PM

Non stop calling and texting asking when we are going out again cos she enjoyed herself. I'm taking another girl out on friday now anyway, one i've actually see and know quite well.

Andy Pandy · 14th December 2004, 05:24 PM

Abi · 14th December 2004, 05:25 PM

I wish I could Rep you some more Pandy.

bandhelix · 14th December 2004, 05:26 PM

Andy, you got my rep

azpazzagus · 14th December 2004, 05:54 PM

have never been on a blind date...does not strike me as being a very good idea.
men are scared of me

Starla · 14th December 2004, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m.e.b.u.n.n.y

have never been on a blind date...does not strike me as being a very good idea.
men are scared of me

Haha. Yeah. I feel a scary amount of sympathy for that fat stick chick.

RealR · 14th December 2004, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy-Pandy

lmao! Oh i wish i cud rep u for that. can some1 rep pandy for me? cheers.

14th December 2004, 10:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
bandhelix Show me what u got Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 789	Blind Date- Never Again IF YOUR FEMALE AND ARE SENSITIVE TO SHALLOWNESS, LOOK AWAY NOW Hey guys, i went on a blind date last night, now i wish i was blind. It all started with the las getting my number at random off one of my mates phones. Being a trainee nurse i though, 'oooooo, this should be good', and so we started swappin texts every so often. That was about two months ago. Full of wonder of what she looked like, my best mate and i decided to organise a night out, sort of blind date, if you may call it that. All was well on the drive up to the lass's flat, perfect nerves on my part. Got to the flat about 5 minutes late, as driving round a section of town you've never been in before is rather difficult, anyway we got they and waited for the girls to arrive. Next thing i know the lass and my mate who gave her the number got in the back of the car, no kiddin the rear end sunk. I just looked at my best mate and he looked at me, affraid to look back. So off we went, to the place they call 'The cinema', being gentlemen we let the ladies choose the film and what a surprise, 'Polar Express', you could just SEE the joy in my eyes, NOT. Away we went to take our seats in the rather empty room, (Oh god, what had i done) when the girls said 'We're just going to the toilet.' Now was our chance of escape, we could run and be pigs or sit through it and be men. My inner self kicked in, so we stayed. Just cos i stayed doesn't mean i had to enjoy it. On the film went, and it was rather good, for a kids movie. Anywho, it finish and i ushered them back to the car and drove like i've never driven before. Dropped them off at the flat, only to be asked in (Ding Ding Ding, Nooooooooo) So i said 'Sorry i have an early start tommorrow, and off i went, like a bullet. Only to go to the pub and drink the picture out of my system. Anyway, does this make me a bad person, i know it makes me shallow and i'm happy about that, but am i a bad guy?

14th December 2004, 10:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
Becca Bomb Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: the ghost train Posts: 3,738 Band: The Leatherettes	nah, not at all, I wouldve felt the same way, in fact I have done.

14th December 2004, 10:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
bandhelix Show me what u got Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 789	hey hey, i dont know how to tell her that she less appealing than a block of cheese though.

14th December 2004, 10:35 AM	#4 (permalink)
gabrillowise Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: the forest haven Posts: 2,026	You probably shouldn't have built your hopes up too much.

14th December 2004, 10:42 AM	#5 (permalink)
bandhelix Show me what u got Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 789	Not that i built my hopes up to much, i just saw her as a hotty, not a fatty. (nothing wrong with the larger lady, i happen to like some of them, mainly the pritty ones)

14th December 2004, 03:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
Filthy Ritch Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Glasgay Posts: 3,788	that'll teach u to go on a blind date.thats just silly.

14th December 2004, 03:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
bandhelix Show me what u got Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 789	Hence the name, Blind Date-Never Again

14th December 2004, 03:47 PM	#8 (permalink)
SuperMike! Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 3,247 Band: The A Forest. Kaput.	In all seriousness, why did you expect a hotty? Wishful thinking? What's to say she didn't think you were a munter? (just saying...)

14th December 2004, 04:04 PM	#9 (permalink)
bandhelix Show me what u got Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 789	Non stop calling and texting asking when we are going out again cos she enjoyed herself. I'm taking another girl out on friday now anyway, one i've actually see and know quite well.

14th December 2004, 05:24 PM	#10 (permalink)
Andy Pandy Milk will give you more Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 726

14th December 2004, 05:25 PM	#11 (permalink)
Abi Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Edinburgh and Dundee. Posts: 932	I wish I could Rep you some more Pandy.

14th December 2004, 05:26 PM	#12 (permalink)
bandhelix Show me what u got Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 789	Andy, you got my rep

14th December 2004, 05:54 PM	#13 (permalink)
azpazzagus la Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: dundee Posts: 1,806 Band: i used to play cello for the a forest	have never been on a blind date...does not strike me as being a very good idea. men are scared of me