Just in!!!!

BlAcKeNeD · 21st December 2004, 01:19 PM

Source - BBC News

Throughtout the hours of 3am and 6pm 24/11/2004 several cases were reported that a young man in his teens was found prowling the area during these hours in dark clothing with a large duffel bag and clown shoes. Nineteen cat corpses were found mutilated at the vagina and both eyes somehow 'forced' into there skulls with a funny 'prawn cocktail' like aroma rising from the eyes. This man is lethal and dangerous approach with caution as he is armed and dangerous!!!

pictures will be posted soon on this matter.

21st December 2004, 05:15 PM

scott thats fuckign sick

p.s. its clare btw forgot to sign in

BlAcKeNeD · 21st December 2004, 10:11 PM

This is the man you should be looking for!!!

Details :-

Surname - Armstrong
Firstname - Craig
D.O.B - 11/2/1988
Hobbies - ...........likes cats
Past Offences - Raped Kitchen Utensils whilst he worked at McDonalds, Had anal sex with coat hangers and molested a hedgehog.

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE!!!

gotad_clarey · 21st December 2004, 10:19 PM

haha legendery!

domination · 22nd December 2004, 01:03 AM

awrite did use drug me at put a silly wig on me again becuase last it really wasnt funny i got all kinds of charges against me.

BlAcKeNeD · 23rd December 2004, 10:23 PM

guilty until proven innocent!!!

domination · 24th December 2004, 12:34 AM

BlAcKeNeD · 28th December 2004, 08:21 PM

aye boy

BlAcKeNeD · 7th January 2005, 10:27 PM

After numerous weeks of vigorous searching the police force were able to track down and arrest the Cat Clitter and charge him for the crimes. Although he had caught sillyfaceyitis from the feline molesting.

athane_2004 · 8th January 2005, 01:24 PM

that is funkin gross but funny tho \m/

domination · 9th January 2005, 08:28 PM

yeah i got funny looks from everyone inside its a bit anoying and my face is really heavy

curlupanddie · 12th January 2005, 07:23 PM

how do you put on a tshirt? that mustve become some sort of art by now.

curlupanddie · 12th January 2005, 07:24 PM

p.s. your dead ugly.

P.p.s do you have to wear a mask at halloween? does a mask fit over your face?

21st December 2004, 01:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
BlAcKeNeD Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,465	Just in!!!! Source - BBC News Throughtout the hours of 3am and 6pm 24/11/2004 several cases were reported that a young man in his teens was found prowling the area during these hours in dark clothing with a large duffel bag and clown shoes. Nineteen cat corpses were found mutilated at the vagina and both eyes somehow 'forced' into there skulls with a funny 'prawn cocktail' like aroma rising from the eyes. This man is lethal and dangerous approach with caution as he is armed and dangerous!!! pictures will be posted soon on this matter.

21st December 2004, 10:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
gotad_clarey Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 1,392	haha legendery! __________________ FUCK YOU AND YOUR SIZE ZERO FRAME

24th December 2004, 12:34 AM	#7 (permalink)
domination Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 306	damn

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21st December 2004, 05:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
Unregistered Posts: n/a	scott thats fuckign sick p.s. its clare btw forgot to sign in

21st December 2004, 10:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
BlAcKeNeD Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,465	This is the man you should be looking for!!! Details :- Surname - Armstrong Firstname - Craig D.O.B - 11/2/1988 Hobbies - ...........likes cats Past Offences - Raped Kitchen Utensils whilst he worked at McDonalds, Had anal sex with coat hangers and molested a hedgehog. WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE!!!

22nd December 2004, 01:03 AM	#5 (permalink)
domination Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 306	awrite did use drug me at put a silly wig on me again becuase last it really wasnt funny i got all kinds of charges against me.

23rd December 2004, 10:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
BlAcKeNeD Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,465	guilty until proven innocent!!!

28th December 2004, 08:21 PM	#8 (permalink)
BlAcKeNeD Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,465	aye boy

7th January 2005, 10:27 PM	#9 (permalink)
BlAcKeNeD Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,465	After numerous weeks of vigorous searching the police force were able to track down and arrest the Cat Clitter and charge him for the crimes. Although he had caught sillyfaceyitis from the feline molesting.

8th January 2005, 01:24 PM	#10 (permalink)
athane_2004 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: dundee Posts: 428	that is funkin gross but funny tho \m/

9th January 2005, 08:28 PM	#11 (permalink)
domination Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 306	yeah i got funny looks from everyone inside its a bit anoying and my face is really heavy

12th January 2005, 07:23 PM	#12 (permalink)
curlupanddie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 1,233 Band: Sunset Squad (Dundee), We Shall Be Blessed (Aberdeen)	how do you put on a tshirt? that mustve become some sort of art by now.

12th January 2005, 07:24 PM	#13 (permalink)
curlupanddie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 1,233 Band: Sunset Squad (Dundee), We Shall Be Blessed (Aberdeen)	p.s. your dead ugly. P.p.s do you have to wear a mask at halloween? does a mask fit over your face?