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Old 22nd December 2004, 02:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Fucking stupid women !
Sent a woman out to do my xmas shopping.

Asked her to get "50 first dates" on dvd for my mum. I thought its a nice romantic soppy comedy with Ben Stiller/Drew Barrymore right up my mums street


what did she come back with ???????




This!!!





She even boasted of the fact that it was £3.99 in the bargain basement !!



















(The above story didn't happen to me, was someone I know but for the purposes of this board I thought I would tell it first person for better comedy affect)
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Old 22nd December 2004, 04:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That isn't stupidity, that's just not hearing you properly, surely
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Old 22nd December 2004, 04:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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51st State > 50 First Dates anyway.
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Old 22nd December 2004, 04:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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even for his mum?
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Old 22nd December 2004, 05:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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that is a bit mean......i have heard this story b4, from a friend of a friend.
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Old 22nd December 2004, 05:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
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That isn't stupidity, that's just not hearing you properly, surely
exactly, maybe it was this persons fault for being crap at talking.
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Old 22nd December 2004, 05:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Give her 51st State. Tis amazing.

Oh yes. +Kindly change the "E" in the title to an "A".

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Old 22nd December 2004, 06:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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As rebelius said, you dont think upon getting a present for someone's mum the film would seem a bit odd. Added to which getting something for your mum you can get from bargain basement, I mean c'mon.

Starla the guy has a girlfriend called "women", I wasn't implying that all females are stupid you see
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Old 22nd December 2004, 07:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Ben stiller eh? more like adam sandler!
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Old 24th December 2004, 04:38 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Starla the guy has a girlfriend called "women", I wasn't implying that all females are stupid you see
Ahh, okay. Silly me : )
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Old 24th December 2004, 04:52 PM   #11 (permalink)
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haha i love the irony in this post!
This guy started of the post trying to give females a bad name (not that thats entirely a bad thing cos most females are repulsed by me or treat me like shit) although he told a story that didnt happen to him plus he got the actors mixed up (ben stiller and adam sandler...nope no similarities there whatsoever) so im afraid your the idiot pal!
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Old 24th December 2004, 04:55 PM   #12 (permalink)
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haha i love the irony in this post!
This guy started of the post trying to give females a bad name (not that thats entirely a bad thing cos most females are repulsed by me or treat me like shit) although he told a story that didnt happen to him plus he got the actors mixed up (ben stiller and adam sandler...nope no similarities there whatsoever) so im afraid your the idiot pal!

Oh I almost forgot, you spelled woman wrong, and the title of your thread doesnt quite make sense, it should read "stupid fucking woman" not "fucking stupid women"
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Old 24th December 2004, 05:08 PM   #13 (permalink)
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yes, it could be easily read as a thread concerning intercourse with unintelligent women.

my hopes were dashed down like so many seeds of corn...
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Old 24th December 2004, 05:17 PM   #14 (permalink)
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thats true, but its still incorrect, his thread wasnt about sexual intercoarse with unintelligant female homosapians, it was bout daft woman, sooooo you were actually wrong

nothing personal of course, just love a good argument
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Old 24th December 2004, 05:26 PM   #15 (permalink)
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