The strangest thing happened...

PlaySleepRepeat · 7th January 2005, 06:34 PM

I once fell off the back of a lorry and was sold to a multi-national textile manufacturer.

I was forced [without pay] to work 12 hours a day [sometimes even up to 10 hours a day!!] without food and water in the cafeteria where I was allowed to eat and drink as much as I liked. It was a blast.

Eventually I managed to escape and start a new life mending donkeys in Peru. Life is tough but with hard work and a bit of luck you too can become King. I managed this with a high-powered rifle and a badge that reads "I am the King".

Dream on fellow work humans.

Have you any hilarious tales of adventure and badly payed jobs in the lower echellons of the food preparation industry?

You do? Great, then re-tell them here as if you were a Grandad waffling on about stuff.

RealR · 7th January 2005, 08:42 PM

yeah......... O_o

Reviews101 · 7th January 2005, 08:45 PM

Ok........

humndislocation · 7th January 2005, 08:57 PM

My donkey has stopped working. It was going fine until I tried to put some petrol into it. I took it back to the guy I bought it from, but he wouldn't take it back, I think it might be the carberator, please help.

Ge'd · 7th January 2005, 09:15 PM

I suspect the 'mixture' is wrong. See if you can decrease the hydrocarbons.

Reviews101 · 7th January 2005, 09:18 PM

also .... sumtimes it's the water...my donkey wouldnt start this morning.....i gave um water....stuck sum anti freeze in the "ass" he was fine

(if u didnt get joke :P)

Ge'd · 7th January 2005, 09:23 PM

It's definitely the mixture.

My Grandad owns a garage so I know.

humndislocation · 7th January 2005, 09:30 PM

I think he needs new battery too. I tried hooking up new battery after putting the petrol in, thinking that was maybe the problem, but he just went on fire. I don't think the man sold me a very good donkey. Maybe I just didn't put battery in right

Reviews101 · 7th January 2005, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by humndislocation

I think he needs new battery too. I tried hooking up new battery after putting the petrol in, thinking that was maybe the problem, but he just went on fire. I don't think the man sold me a very good donkey. Maybe I just didn't put battery in right

so u burnt ur ass?

humndislocation · 7th January 2005, 09:46 PM

Only razor burn lol

Ciao Patsy · 8th January 2005, 12:11 PM

once when i was at sea working as a pilot of the oceon i was cooking naked and accidentally slammed my balls in a drawer, unable to open it and in too much pain to move i had to stand there foor 8 hours untill rescue arrived

Dashingmajor · 8th January 2005, 05:10 PM

When I was a prawn. I once had the pleasure of being invited to be the chairman of a large box making firm. All was going well, especially with my introduction of the 9-sided box, for transportation of calendars. Then someone pointed out that I was infact a prawn. The asked me to step down from my position, to which I replied no, I rather enjoy this, it beats scuttling about on the sea floor. It was then that they ate me. Unfair dismissal. I think so. But I've been a piece of coal ever since.

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humndislocation · 8th January 2005, 06:14 PM

Heh, one minute you're a star, the next you're some schmoe working in a box factory.

^_mincher_^ · 8th January 2005, 07:35 PM

ahhh boxes.....

7th January 2005, 06:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
PlaySleepRepeat Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 264 Band: eye	The strangest thing happened... I once fell off the back of a lorry and was sold to a multi-national textile manufacturer. I was forced [without pay] to work 12 hours a day [sometimes even up to 10 hours a day!!] without food and water in the cafeteria where I was allowed to eat and drink as much as I liked. It was a blast. Eventually I managed to escape and start a new life mending donkeys in Peru. Life is tough but with hard work and a bit of luck you too can become King. I managed this with a high-powered rifle and a badge that reads "I am the King". Dream on fellow work humans. Have you any hilarious tales of adventure and badly payed jobs in the lower echellons of the food preparation industry? You do? Great, then re-tell them here as if you were a Grandad waffling on about stuff.

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7th January 2005, 08:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
RealR Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,140 Band: They are make believe	yeah......... O_o

7th January 2005, 08:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
Reviews101 Big floppy donkey dick Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Nam Posts: 1,024	Ok........

7th January 2005, 08:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
humndislocation Hardcore is serious guys Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,996 Band: Blasphemous Necrorapist	My donkey has stopped working. It was going fine until I tried to put some petrol into it. I took it back to the guy I bought it from, but he wouldn't take it back, I think it might be the carberator, please help.

7th January 2005, 09:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ge'd obviouslyshesouttamyleag Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Leven, Fife. Posts: 4,646	I suspect the 'mixture' is wrong. See if you can decrease the hydrocarbons.

7th January 2005, 09:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
Reviews101 Big floppy donkey dick Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Nam Posts: 1,024	also .... sumtimes it's the water...my donkey wouldnt start this morning.....i gave um water....stuck sum anti freeze in the "ass" he was fine (if u didnt get joke :P)

7th January 2005, 09:23 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ge'd obviouslyshesouttamyleag Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Leven, Fife. Posts: 4,646	It's definitely the mixture. My Grandad owns a garage so I know.

7th January 2005, 09:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
humndislocation Hardcore is serious guys Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,996 Band: Blasphemous Necrorapist	I think he needs new battery too. I tried hooking up new battery after putting the petrol in, thinking that was maybe the problem, but he just went on fire. I don't think the man sold me a very good donkey. Maybe I just didn't put battery in right

7th January 2005, 09:46 PM	#10 (permalink)
humndislocation Hardcore is serious guys Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,996 Band: Blasphemous Necrorapist	Only razor burn lol

8th January 2005, 12:11 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ciao Patsy Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 282	once when i was at sea working as a pilot of the oceon i was cooking naked and accidentally slammed my balls in a drawer, unable to open it and in too much pain to move i had to stand there foor 8 hours untill rescue arrived

8th January 2005, 05:10 PM	#12 (permalink)
Dashingmajor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Cupar Posts: 1,758 Band: Myvatn	When I was a prawn. I once had the pleasure of being invited to be the chairman of a large box making firm. All was going well, especially with my introduction of the 9-sided box, for transportation of calendars. Then someone pointed out that I was infact a prawn. The asked me to step down from my position, to which I replied no, I rather enjoy this, it beats scuttling about on the sea floor. It was then that they ate me. Unfair dismissal. I think so. But I've been a piece of coal ever since. E

8th January 2005, 06:14 PM	#13 (permalink)
humndislocation Hardcore is serious guys Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,996 Band: Blasphemous Necrorapist	Heh, one minute you're a star, the next you're some schmoe working in a box factory.

8th January 2005, 07:35 PM	#14 (permalink)
^_mincher_^ Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Corstorphine/Dundee Posts: 1,574	ahhh boxes.....