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Old 14th January 2005, 05:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Imaginary Tuck Shop
Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening* Sir/Madam**

Wellcome to my imaginary tuck shop, a place of wonder, where the young and old alike come to praise the world of grub.

Please take your time to look around.

We have a fine selection of chocolates, some the best local meats and cheeses as well as most of your everyday items by some of the biggest names.

How may I be of service?





Opening hours: Monday - Thursday 09.00 - 17.30, Friday 09.00 - 17.00, Saturday/Sunday Closed



*select as appropriate **this one too

While I appreciate your custom I would like to add that you should not feel pressured into spending all your thoughts in this one shop.
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Old 14th January 2005, 06:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Kind Sir, i wonder if you could perhaps supply me with a quarter of fizzy cola bottles.

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Old 14th January 2005, 06:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Ah Patron,

Do you sell Meatabix?


The delicious blend of malted wheat dust and tender choicelets of meat is the ONLY food worth pointing at your face!
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Old 14th January 2005, 08:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Do you sell walls? How thick are walls?
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Old 15th January 2005, 01:01 AM   #5 (permalink)
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just a penny chew mister.
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Old 15th January 2005, 01:42 AM   #6 (permalink)
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can i get a blue ice pole please?
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Old 15th January 2005, 01:54 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 15th January 2005, 12:21 PM   #8 (permalink)
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What Do You Mean You're Not Open??!!!!???!!
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Old 15th January 2005, 12:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 15th January 2005, 12:58 PM   #10 (permalink)
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AIDS please.
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Old 15th January 2005, 02:24 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I'll have whatever he's having.
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Old 15th January 2005, 03:56 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 15th January 2005, 04:32 PM   #13 (permalink)
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i'll have eleven apples please
right, now i have five apples in one hand, and six in the other. what do i have? BIG HANDS
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Old 15th January 2005, 04:57 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i'll have my usual please.
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Old 15th January 2005, 05:58 PM   #15 (permalink)