Kevin Smith Films

Gary V1 · 26th February 2003, 08:22 PM

Which do u prefer, for me its got to be Clerks though.
Dante: My girlfriends sucked 37 dicks
Randall: In a Row?

ah great stuff

shavenkitten · 26th February 2003, 08:31 PM

that guy is a fukin god! snoochie boochies!!!

Gary V1 · 26th February 2003, 09:04 PM

Snootch to tha muthafuckin' nooch!

GemDeLaCreme · 27th February 2003, 08:27 PM

i voted Clerks

but i do love Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back!

fuck fuck motherfuck fuck fuck mothermother fuck!

Gary V1 · 27th February 2003, 10:55 PM

6 votes what a Response and the classic 'Clerks' seems to be winning so far. I did like the bit in Jay And Silent bob though when Jay makes Stiffler admit hed fuck animals or something like that, cant remember i exactly I was probably drunk but I'm sure it was hilarious stuff

Jo Jo · 28th February 2003, 08:31 PM

I voted Mallrats cos I still havent got to see Clerks

"It's a sailboat!"

"Brenda?"

"Dick!"

"I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend in a very uncomfortable place"

"What? Like the back of a Volkswagon?"

Quality

Kath · 28th February 2003, 10:06 PM

Im going to refrain from voting as yet cos ive only jsut bought clerks and chasing amy, id ahve to say though without watching clerks it would be j and sb strike back cos that was fucking hilarious. Btw how cool i s this i got clerks for 6 pounds and chasing amy for 5 and mallrats for 3. teehee

AlanG · 28th February 2003, 10:20 PM

I voted Mallrats, hesitantly though

Jay & Silent Bob has Eliza Dushku in a PVC catsuit :s

~smack · 28th February 2003, 11:44 PM

mallrats is the best, surely? jason lee absolutely kicks ass in that film as brodie, mallrats has the best jokes for me, and the best/most entertaining characters.

"that kid is BACK on the escalator again!!"

havent seen j & sb strike back yet :/

~smack.

shavenkitten · 1st March 2003, 09:53 AM

there all fooookin great!!! but i thinbk J&B strike bak is better just by a bit! duno y just do

St.Magumba · 1st March 2003, 10:00 AM

Christ, this is a hard one for me!

I love all Kev's films. I think i'll have to vote for Mallrats as its the film i watch when i've got the flu or when i'm skint. Cheers me right the fuck up.

Clerks is also amazing. Randal is the man.

' I believe in the philosophy of a ruling class. Mainly because: i rule ! '

Gary V1 · 1st March 2003, 07:49 PM

Randall is most certainly the man. I love the bit when the mum and her kid are in the video shop and the kid wants 'happy scrappy hero pup' or something like that and he orders'cum gargling sluts' 'all holes filled with black cock' 'cum on eileen' and all that. Oh ye and what was that film u wanted called again.
Ah and the back of a volkswagon line is brilliant.
Oh cool a sailboat, hehehehe
What do u mean theres no ice!??! You mean I have to drink this coffee hot?!?!
Chicks with dicks, the best of both worlds.

Although Dogma had altogether too much plot of you ask me - Jay and Silent Bob saved the day

kj · 1st March 2003, 07:57 PM

man, i've watched a few of those films and most of em sucked big time. i'm just not into those films at all. I think the only film of that kinda type that i thought was funny was Freddy Got Fingered. I've never had so many tears in my eyes from watching a film like that ever. It just sick humour, stuff you know is sick but cant help laughing at. Like the scene were Tom Green delivers a baby and swings it round his head by the umbilicle cord.

Gary V1 · 1st March 2003, 08:14 PM

Never seen that, I can't remember anything like that in any Kevin Smith films. Actually I'm sure Dogma has a very important theme but fuck it I can't be arsed trying to think of it. Its not really all that sick at all, Its just very funny and entertaining. Some of his films are actually very intelligent in bits. All antagonists in his films seem to be very intelligent if somewhat disturbed. Randall in particiular who makes many observations about peoples roles and behaviour and even star wars among other things.

Gary V1 · 1st March 2003, 08:15 PM

Oh yeh but more importantly theyre fucking hilarious

View Poll Results: Whats the best?
Clerks	9	40.91%
Mallrats	7	31.82%
Dogma	1	4.55%
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back	3	13.64%
Chasing Amy	0	0%
Dude they all suck!	2	9.09%
Voters: 22. You may not vote on this poll

26th February 2003, 08:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
Gary V1 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cumbernauld Posts: 1,808	Kevin Smith Films Which do u prefer, for me its got to be Clerks though. Dante: My girlfriends sucked 37 dicks Randall: In a Row? ah great stuff

28th February 2003, 10:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
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kj gimp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 13,598 Band: A band of merry men	man, i've watched a few of those films and most of em sucked big time. i'm just not into those films at all. I think the only film of that kinda type that i thought was funny was Freddy Got Fingered. I've never had so many tears in my eyes from watching a film like that ever. It just sick humour, stuff you know is sick but cant help laughing at. Like the scene were Tom Green delivers a baby and swings it round his head by the umbilicle cord. __________________ This community cannot survive without your continued support. galleries \|\| links directory \|\| profiles \|\| wiki

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26th February 2003, 08:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
shavenkitten Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Keighley, West Yorks , England Posts: 1,606	that guy is a fukin god! snoochie boochies!!!

26th February 2003, 09:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
Gary V1 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cumbernauld Posts: 1,808	Snootch to tha muthafuckin' nooch!

27th February 2003, 08:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
GemDeLaCreme Mean Girl Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,412	i voted Clerks but i do love Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back! fuck fuck motherfuck fuck fuck mothermother fuck!

27th February 2003, 10:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
Gary V1 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cumbernauld Posts: 1,808	6 votes what a Response and the classic 'Clerks' seems to be winning so far. I did like the bit in Jay And Silent bob though when Jay makes Stiffler admit hed fuck animals or something like that, cant remember i exactly I was probably drunk but I'm sure it was hilarious stuff

28th February 2003, 08:31 PM	#6 (permalink)
Jo Jo DANG!!! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: between Iraq and a hard place Posts: 3,297	I voted Mallrats cos I still havent got to see Clerks "It's a sailboat!" "Brenda?" "Dick!" "I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend in a very uncomfortable place" "What? Like the back of a Volkswagon?" Quality

28th February 2003, 10:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
Kath Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Uddingston Posts: 573	Im going to refrain from voting as yet cos ive only jsut bought clerks and chasing amy, id ahve to say though without watching clerks it would be j and sb strike back cos that was fucking hilarious. Btw how cool i s this i got clerks for 6 pounds and chasing amy for 5 and mallrats for 3. teehee

28th February 2003, 11:44 PM	#9 (permalink)
~smack Excuse me, who are you? Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 3,139	mallrats is the best, surely? jason lee absolutely kicks ass in that film as brodie, mallrats has the best jokes for me, and the best/most entertaining characters. "that kid is BACK on the escalator again!!" havent seen j & sb strike back yet :/ ~smack.

1st March 2003, 09:53 AM	#10 (permalink)
shavenkitten Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Keighley, West Yorks , England Posts: 1,606	there all fooookin great!!! but i thinbk J&B strike bak is better just by a bit! duno y just do

1st March 2003, 10:00 AM	#11 (permalink)
St.Magumba Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Kilmarnock. Posts: 2,250	Christ, this is a hard one for me! I love all Kev's films. I think i'll have to vote for Mallrats as its the film i watch when i've got the flu or when i'm skint. Cheers me right the fuck up. Clerks is also amazing. Randal is the man. ' I believe in the philosophy of a ruling class. Mainly because: i rule ! '

1st March 2003, 07:49 PM	#12 (permalink)
Gary V1 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cumbernauld Posts: 1,808	Randall is most certainly the man. I love the bit when the mum and her kid are in the video shop and the kid wants 'happy scrappy hero pup' or something like that and he orders'cum gargling sluts' 'all holes filled with black cock' 'cum on eileen' and all that. Oh ye and what was that film u wanted called again. Ah and the back of a volkswagon line is brilliant. Oh cool a sailboat, hehehehe What do u mean theres no ice!??! You mean I have to drink this coffee hot?!?! Chicks with dicks, the best of both worlds. Although Dogma had altogether too much plot of you ask me - Jay and Silent Bob saved the day

1st March 2003, 08:14 PM	#14 (permalink)
Gary V1 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cumbernauld Posts: 1,808	Never seen that, I can't remember anything like that in any Kevin Smith films. Actually I'm sure Dogma has a very important theme but fuck it I can't be arsed trying to think of it. Its not really all that sick at all, Its just very funny and entertaining. Some of his films are actually very intelligent in bits. All antagonists in his films seem to be very intelligent if somewhat disturbed. Randall in particiular who makes many observations about peoples roles and behaviour and even star wars among other things.

1st March 2003, 08:15 PM	#15 (permalink)
Gary V1 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cumbernauld Posts: 1,808	Oh yeh but more importantly theyre fucking hilarious