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Old 19th January 2005, 08:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Whats the worst thing uve had in ur mouth...

my gran emptied the chip pan into an empty orange juice carton and left it on the worksurface
i came in pished and drank it
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Old 19th January 2005, 09:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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my gran emptied the chip pan into an empty orange juice carton and left it on the worksurface
i came in pished and drank it
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Worse thing eh. Possibly a wasp. Walking along the road and it flew into my mouth, then stung my lip, hurt like fuck, accidently chewed it up and spit it out.. yum...
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Old 19th January 2005, 09:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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fuck
im allergic to the wee bastards lol
but
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Old 19th January 2005, 09:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 19th January 2005, 09:43 PM   #5 (permalink)
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my own semen.
why!!???

altho i suppose everyones tasted their own at one point

think about it
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Old 19th January 2005, 11:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 19th January 2005, 11:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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wat about wen u n ur partner have been doing um......fellatio haha and u snog her after it?
i know i have wen been pissed
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Old 20th January 2005, 04:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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a spider or my friend's mum's dildo
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Old 20th January 2005, 04:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 20th January 2005, 04:49 PM   #10 (permalink)
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my friend's mum's dildo
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Old 20th January 2005, 04:49 PM   #11 (permalink)
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long story
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Old 20th January 2005, 04:59 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 20th January 2005, 05:00 PM   #13 (permalink)
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eugh! not that kind of long! it would just be embarrasing to tell on the internet
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Old 20th January 2005, 05:03 PM   #14 (permalink)
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