the worst time youve need a crap

lorna_doom_666 · 20th January 2005, 05:33 PM

my personal best (or worst) was when i needed badly at a mates house but couldnt go cos i hardly new his family and it would have been embarrassing, so i held on tight, then tea was ready so i sat through with the entire fucking family, his big sisters boyfriend and a priest (yes a fucking priest! my mates family were very religious and the priest would come round for tea now and again)

so im sitting there listening to people talk crap while trying not to let any trouser barons slip out when i hear a sort of whistle sound, at this point i really needed badly, little did i realise it was me that was making that sound as i was farting uncontrolabley, as i sat there wishing, hoping nobody heard, then my friend rose from his chair and proceded to the back door where ALL his family including the priest thought that the whistleing noise (now more of a fucked up whailling noise) was the cat miawing outside, obviously i couldny stay there and had to make my excuses and dart to the shitter...........neeless to say his mother never quite liked me haha

: : Scott : : · 20th January 2005, 05:40 PM

needing a crap in a club is the worst, i'd imagine. fortunately this has never happened to me.

psydoll · 20th January 2005, 05:45 PM

I've been desperately needing a crap when DJing before and had to race to the toilet after searching for and putting on a long enough song...

Reviews101 · 20th January 2005, 06:32 PM

before sex

.....before i played for scotland (first time)

diagnosismurder · 20th January 2005, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by omgwtf

needing a crap in a club is the worst, i'd imagine. fortunately this has never happened to me.

i had to go in a club once. a fuse had gone in the bogs or something so there was no light but i really needed to go. in retrospect it probably wasn't such a good idea.

Rich · 21st January 2005, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Reviews101

before sex

.....before i played for scotland (first time)

very true. its turns things Dysony.

kaleidoscope · 21st January 2005, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lorna_doom_666

my personal best (or worst) was when i needed badly at a mates house but couldnt go cos i hardly new his family and it would have been embarrassing, so i held on tight, then tea was ready so i sat through with the entire fucking family, his big sisters boyfriend and a priest (yes a fucking priest! my mates family were very religious and the priest would come round for tea now and again)

so im sitting there listening to people talk crap while trying not to let any trouser barons slip out when i hear a sort of whistle sound, at this point i really needed badly, little did i realise it was me that was making that sound as i was farting uncontrolabley, as i sat there wishing, hoping nobody heard, then my friend rose from his chair and proceded to the back door where ALL his family including the priest thought that the whistleing noise (now more of a fucked up whailling noise) was the cat miawing outside, obviously i couldny stay there and had to make my excuses and dart to the shitter...........neeless to say his mother never quite liked me haha

are you really a girl?

Reviews101 · 21st January 2005, 12:16 PM

i thot the same.....lorna?

hehe

lorna_doom_666 · 21st January 2005, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reviews101

i thot the same.....lorna?

hehe

ok, to clear shit up i am a bloke, lorna doom is the name of a guitarist (i think) and a song, haha which reminds me, some one gave me a bad rep the other day which said "oh, glad to hear your a lesbian" 101% Idiocy, I LIKE IT!!!

Reviews101 · 21st January 2005, 12:20 PM

hehe...i got bad rep ...for mis-spelling words

hehe....I'M A DUMBASS!!!! STOP GIVING ME BAD REP FOR BEING ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kaleidoscope · 21st January 2005, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lorna_doom_666

ok, to clear shit up i am a bloke, lorna doom is the name of a guitarist (i think) and a song, haha which reminds me, some one gave me a bad rep the other day which said "oh, glad to hear your a lesbian" 101% Idiocy, I LIKE IT!!!

oh... i see...

lorna_doom_666 · 21st January 2005, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reviews101

hehe...i got bad rep ...for mis-spelling words

hehe....I'M A DUMBASS!!!! STOP GIVING ME BAD REP FOR BEING ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude did you just give me a good rep point for no good reason

?

Reviews101 · 21st January 2005, 12:30 PM

aye

...arent i sweet

lorna_doom_666 · 21st January 2005, 12:32 PM

You Da Fuckin' Man, Man!!!

Reviews101 · 21st January 2005, 12:32 PM

hehehe

lol

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lorna_doom_666 Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: dundee Posts: 193	the worst time youve need a crap my personal best (or worst) was when i needed badly at a mates house but couldnt go cos i hardly new his family and it would have been embarrassing, so i held on tight, then tea was ready so i sat through with the entire fucking family, his big sisters boyfriend and a priest (yes a fucking priest! my mates family were very religious and the priest would come round for tea now and again) so im sitting there listening to people talk crap while trying not to let any trouser barons slip out when i hear a sort of whistle sound, at this point i really needed badly, little did i realise it was me that was making that sound as i was farting uncontrolabley, as i sat there wishing, hoping nobody heard, then my friend rose from his chair and proceded to the back door where ALL his family including the priest thought that the whistleing noise (now more of a fucked up whailling noise) was the cat miawing outside, obviously i couldny stay there and had to make my excuses and dart to the shitter...........neeless to say his mother never quite liked me haha

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