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Old 21st January 2005, 02:26 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Riddle for you all
Laetitia has a large one
And so has Cousin Luce,
Eliza has a little one
But big enough for use

Each child has a little one
Enclosed within a clout
In fact, all females have one
No girls are born without

Hermaphrodites have none
Mermaids are minus too
Nell Gwyn possessed a double share
If all we read be true

Lasiviousness there has it's source
Harlots it's use apply
Without it, lust has never been
And even love would die

Tis known to all in nuptial bliss
In carnal pleasure found
Without it love becomes extinct -
The word is but a sound

Now tell me what my object is
But pause before you guess it
If you be mother, mate or man,
I swear you don't posess it.
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Old 21st January 2005, 03:39 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 21st January 2005, 04:11 AM   #3 (permalink)
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It's the letter 'L' innit?
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Old 21st January 2005, 09:29 AM   #4 (permalink)
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It's the letter 'L' innit?

damn you.


got it after the first little bit, read the next two for confirmation.
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Old 21st January 2005, 10:24 AM   #5 (permalink)
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me too.
i really should be cramming for the exam i have in half an hour. but this is more fun.
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Old 21st January 2005, 05:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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is it WILLIES?!
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Old 21st January 2005, 06:16 PM   #7 (permalink)
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someone shout on me?
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Old 23rd January 2005, 12:55 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I really enjoyed working that out.

How sad.
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Old 23rd January 2005, 01:33 PM   #9 (permalink)
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yey, I riddles are great for putting off doing things
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Old 23rd January 2005, 01:40 PM   #10 (permalink)
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It was a bit easy though wasn't it....?
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Old 24th January 2005, 07:16 AM   #11 (permalink)
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well, my brother couldn't get it... and he's studying for a DEGREE!
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Old 24th January 2005, 05:37 PM   #12 (permalink)
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well, my brother couldn't get it... and he's studying for a DEGREE!
Bless him....
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