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Daveoftheband · 24th January 2005, 11:15 AM

Wrestling Biographies: Koko B. Ware

Koko, real name Cocoa Beware was born in the small Kentish town of Maidstone,
just a stones throw away from other cities like London and Perth.
He was born into a large family, there was his mum Irene Beware who was a
cleaner for Poundstretcher, her Husband Cecil Beware who worked for
Hydro-Electric and Koko's younger brother
Bounty-marsbar-and-a-packet-of-minstrels-please Beware.
From very early on in his career the acrobatic wrestler knew he was very
different from the other superstars as he was able to talk to the animals
including The British Bulldog's "Winston" (not his penis the dog was called
winston), Jake's snake Damien and he could also communicate with Brutus "The
Barber" Beefcake's scissor things and this inspired Koko to buy a parrot but
alas Koko could not communicate with this animal.
I suppose you are all wondering what made Koko become a wrestler? Well it all
started in 1972 at a college party at the Ohio State Fete where he watched
Robo-Cop and Optimus Prime have a match with Kane and X-pac who were the fashion
at the time. As we all know wrestlers wore onions as championship belts and
this was a match for the onions. Koko was amazed at what he saw and soon
started training with the legendary Scott "Razor Ramone" Hall. He was a quick
learner mastering such moves as the Headlock and Moonsault.
Koko tried out for the WWF and Vince McMahon was so impressed that Koko's
first match came in 1981 at a Raw taping against Steve Austin and Doink the
Clown for the Intercontinental Onions. Koko lost but he never gave up, as he
and his parrot proved an unstoppable force defeating The Legion of Doom, The New
Age Outlaws, The A.P.A and The Heart Foundation to win the Tag-Team Onions on
several occasions.

true story!

Reviews101 · 24th January 2005, 11:25 AM

hahahahahahha

but u have seriously watched to much wrestling

Daveoftheband · 24th January 2005, 02:51 PM

no i haven't i just like to research old dead wrestlers

LimpKnot · 13th November 2007, 11:11 AM

Doink was genuinely scary.

ProzaK · 13th November 2007, 07:09 PM

the taxman cometh!

^_mincher_^ · 13th November 2007, 09:13 PM

Yes, but how is Papa Shango?

ProzaK · 13th November 2007, 10:15 PM

in jail for pimping.
lol.

kj · 13th November 2007, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ^_mincher_^

Yes, but how is Papa Shango?

the voodoo man himself, we've got his wrestling figure, infact all of em including IRS.

Boy · 14th November 2007, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProzaK

the taxman cometh!

you in 10 years

ProzaK · 14th November 2007, 02:39 PM

you now

RiseAgainst · 14th November 2007, 03:38 PM

Papa Shango is a legend!

Hacksaw Jim Duggan still wrestles in the WWE!

Bikerboy · 15th November 2007, 04:13 PM

Apparently there is legit Papa Shango porn... A couple of my mates in Glasgow say it's hilarious. I recieved a phonecall at about 3 in the morning last year of this girl in hysterics about it.

Funnily enough, for some reason, last night I tried to find it... I had no luck.

RiseAgainst · 15th November 2007, 04:26 PM

try lookin up Charles Wright, as he was the guy who did the Papa Shango character

Keerin · 16th November 2007, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bikerboy

Apparently there is legit Papa Shango porn... A couple of my mates in Glasgow say it's hilarious. I recieved a phonecall at about 3 in the morning last year of this girl in hysterics about it.

Funnily enough, for some reason, last night I tried to find it... I had no luck.

I found a similar dead end and multiple viruses when I looked for Lorraine Kelly's pictures from Readers Wive years ago

24th January 2005, 11:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
Daveoftheband Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mainly Dundee Posts: 2,682 Band: a parting shot/sunsetsquad	ever wondered what happened to.... Wrestling Biographies: Koko B. Ware Koko, real name Cocoa Beware was born in the small Kentish town of Maidstone, just a stones throw away from other cities like London and Perth. He was born into a large family, there was his mum Irene Beware who was a cleaner for Poundstretcher, her Husband Cecil Beware who worked for Hydro-Electric and Koko's younger brother Bounty-marsbar-and-a-packet-of-minstrels-please Beware. From very early on in his career the acrobatic wrestler knew he was very different from the other superstars as he was able to talk to the animals including The British Bulldog's "Winston" (not his penis the dog was called winston), Jake's snake Damien and he could also communicate with Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake's scissor things and this inspired Koko to buy a parrot but alas Koko could not communicate with this animal. I suppose you are all wondering what made Koko become a wrestler? Well it all started in 1972 at a college party at the Ohio State Fete where he watched Robo-Cop and Optimus Prime have a match with Kane and X-pac who were the fashion at the time. As we all know wrestlers wore onions as championship belts and this was a match for the onions. Koko was amazed at what he saw and soon started training with the legendary Scott "Razor Ramone" Hall. He was a quick learner mastering such moves as the Headlock and Moonsault. Koko tried out for the WWF and Vince McMahon was so impressed that Koko's first match came in 1981 at a Raw taping against Steve Austin and Doink the Clown for the Intercontinental Onions. Koko lost but he never gave up, as he and his parrot proved an unstoppable force defeating The Legion of Doom, The New Age Outlaws, The A.P.A and The Heart Foundation to win the Tag-Team Onions on several occasions. true story!

24th January 2005, 11:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
Reviews101 Big floppy donkey dick Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Nam Posts: 1,024	hahahahahahha but u have seriously watched to much wrestling

24th January 2005, 02:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
Daveoftheband Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mainly Dundee Posts: 2,682 Band: a parting shot/sunsetsquad	no i haven't i just like to research old dead wrestlers

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LimpKnot Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Inverness Posts: 429 Band: I'm in no band.	Doink was genuinely scary.

13th November 2007, 07:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
ProzaK Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Stoby! Posts: 2,076 Band: welcome home, explorer	the taxman cometh!

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^_mincher_^ Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Corstorphine/Dundee Posts: 1,574	Yes, but how is Papa Shango?

13th November 2007, 10:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
ProzaK Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Stoby! Posts: 2,076 Band: welcome home, explorer	in jail for pimping. lol.

14th November 2007, 02:39 PM	#10 (permalink)
ProzaK Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Stoby! Posts: 2,076 Band: welcome home, explorer	you now

14th November 2007, 03:38 PM	#11 (permalink)
RiseAgainst rambling boy of pleasure Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Work id presume Posts: 3,430 Band: bandless :(	Papa Shango is a legend! Hacksaw Jim Duggan still wrestles in the WWE!

15th November 2007, 04:13 PM	#12 (permalink)
Bikerboy I loathe my username Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Errol outside Perth Posts: 1,758 Band: Sunset Squad, Out of Fucking Spite and B.G.O.M.	Apparently there is legit Papa Shango porn... A couple of my mates in Glasgow say it's hilarious. I recieved a phonecall at about 3 in the morning last year of this girl in hysterics about it. Funnily enough, for some reason, last night I tried to find it... I had no luck.

15th November 2007, 04:26 PM	#13 (permalink)
RiseAgainst rambling boy of pleasure Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Work id presume Posts: 3,430 Band: bandless :(	try lookin up Charles Wright, as he was the guy who did the Papa Shango character