Horrid, Horrid Boredom:

[Daveoftheband]

i am that bored i've just counted a box of bic pens just to see if it really was a box of 50. does anyone want to phone my company and buy a couple of pallets of meri-mate budget drink? thought not.

what can i do to pass the time?

[Reviews101]

quick wank

or ..... go on funny sites ...

[Daveoftheband]

Originally Posted by Reviews101

quick wank

sex pest! anyway i can't because there is someone else in the room.

i don't find so called funny sites that funny to be honest. i despise internet humour, especially that fucking badger!

[Reviews101]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index....esimpsonboo.wmv

that site...... go to ...the first bit to /index


watch the clips CLASSIC i swear

[Ciao Patsy]

i enjoy reading reviews for extremely shite games, look for miami vice review ;-)

[Daveoftheband]

that's a plan liam.

[Ciao Patsy]

http://www.gamerseurope.com/articles/654

it lists 5 bad games, check out the no.1 spot, it truly does seem like a game that deserves anal penitration from an elephant

[kaleidoscope]

count all the hairs on your head.


then do finger exercises- (bend strech)

then bite your nails

then draw on all the creases of your hands

then try and work out your fingerprint and draw it oina peice of paper.

then try and figure a cure for a disease that hasnt been invented yet.


im so writing a book on what to do when bored at work.

[Daveoftheband]

Originally Posted by kaleidoscope

count all the hairs on your head.


then do finger exercises- (bend strech)

then bite your nails

then draw on all the creases of your hands

then try and work out your fingerprint and draw it oina peice of paper.

then try and figure a cure for a disease that hasnt been invented yet.


im so writing a book on what to do when bored at work.

that's the best so far. what happens after ive done all that tho?

[Reviews101]

well u'll be an old man by then.....then go die

[kaleidoscope]

Originally Posted by Daveoftheband

that's the best so far. what happens after ive done all that tho?

are you bald?

[Daveoftheband]

well i know that i have roughly 10,000 hairs on my head because i looked it up so that's that taken care of

[kaleidoscope]

Originally Posted by Daveoftheband

that's the best so far. what happens after ive done all that tho?

did you even stop to think just HOW long it will take to count all you hair?


Ive been doing it for the bast 238 years, and everytime i get near some new stuff grows. it takes alot longer than youd think.

start now, or you'll die counting.

[kaleidoscope]

Originally Posted by Daveoftheband

well i know that i have roughly 10,000 hairs on my head because i looked it up so that's that taken care of

oh, well if you are going to settle for "roughlyshumffly" then i can't help you.