Televised Adverts

Fritz · 25th January 2005, 05:48 PM

What ones do you love/hate?

Until recently, Irn Bru ads were excellent. My favourite one was with the little boy in the nursery facing the corner. He then suddenly turns round with his blood red eyes and the devil music starts and the caption appears....'Irn Bru, Different'. Funny as!

I have always despised baby product ads(nappies, etc). Utter shite and really annoying!!!!!!

Ciao Patsy · 25th January 2005, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Fritz

What ones do you love/hate?

Until recently, Irn Bru ads were excellent. My favourite one was with the little boy in the nursery facing the corner. He then suddenly turns round with his blood red eyes and the devil music starts and the caption appears....'Irn Bru, Different'. Funny as!

I have always despised baby product ads(nappies, etc). Utter shite and really annoying!!!!!!

ones with the old woman going on about a night they were having a laugh with their friends/husband and they accidentally shat/pissed/ themselves and now uses such and such to plug her holes to stop further embarrasment, bollocks in a jar

browneyedboy00 · 25th January 2005, 07:05 PM

"Look at that puff!"

*Lyndsey* · 25th January 2005, 07:10 PM

I absolutely LOVE the Brylcreem ad with ALL THE NAKED MEN!!!
woooo
plus, they have the yeah yeah yeah - black tongue for the background music - theyve covered it all haha

Oh I also like the Heinz adverts with the salad cream and tomato sauce, someone asked me which condiment i was one time and i thot back to that advert and replied - tomato sauce coz it goes with everything lol i ment u cant eat without it but nevermind

I hate adverts for tampons and always ultra - i mean come on we dont need out noses rubbed in it haha

Becca Bomb · 25th January 2005, 07:55 PM

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I hate adverts for tampons and always ultra - i mean come on we dont need out noses rubbed in it haha[/color]

yeah, and i don't want to fucking windsurf or do a spot of diving whilst on the rag

haha

*Lyndsey* · 25th January 2005, 08:43 PM

fucken right ya dont!
bad enough havin to get up on them and go to work gahhh

has anyone else seen the MAN advert im on about?

earmuffin · 25th January 2005, 09:26 PM

it's always on in cinemas before films, mhm? i don't like it much, the guys are hideous. fucking blonds.
The lynx adverts, the ones with the tagline something like 'you never know when' are fantastic... but i don't know why...

and nobody likes period adverts. i detest the one where the voiceover is a scottish woman, she sounds like she wants to be billy connely
'Duuuuuurin' yur PEEEEERIOD yus shild be dai'in some GEN-Tle EX-cersize'

Rainbow_brite · 25th January 2005, 09:29 PM

i hate tampon adverts and kandoo adverts... and ones with babys arses they are perverted

i like the nex lynx one and i laugh alot at the tango ones

*Lyndsey* · 25th January 2005, 09:30 PM

i hate that too!!! again girls dont need reminded man - we know where to go to buy them lol its not like theres major condom ads on tv is there!

and bah the MAN ad is the fucken best ever ever ever ok! lol

^_mincher_^ · 25th January 2005, 09:31 PM

The E-Sure ads should all berounded up and fired into the centre of the sun..i fecking despise them!

Tam Q · 25th January 2005, 09:32 PM

Tampon ads should use red liquid instead of that blue stuff,if im not mistaken when hitting the fanny pad it ceases to be blue

Filthy Ritch · 25th January 2005, 09:39 PM

the sanitary advert that u used to see in the cinemas all the time was fucking class.the one with the girl going along the cinema line with her ass in peoples faces.and the voice over going "you don't want to be doing this,without these...."

hilarious

SuperMike! · 25th January 2005, 09:40 PM

Classy Tam, classy!

My favourite ad at the moment is the Lynx one in the supermarket. The girl in it is lovely.

I don't normally watch TV so i've no idea about anything else i'm afraid.

browneyedboy00 · 25th January 2005, 09:46 PM

"when YOU had constipation this morning you had a choice"

I love that advert because it tells you you get "gentle relief when you wake"...........while they show her in the shower. You can only assume thats where shes relieving herself otherwise why would they put a middleaged woman in a shower scene in a constipation advert?

25th January 2005, 05:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
Fritz Uzi Lover Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 3,264 Band: Pretty much everything I touch turns to gold. Don't know what bands I play in? You should get out more you sad fuck!	Televised Adverts What ones do you love/hate? Until recently, Irn Bru ads were excellent. My favourite one was with the little boy in the nursery facing the corner. He then suddenly turns round with his blood red eyes and the devil music starts and the caption appears....'Irn Bru, Different'. Funny as! I have always despised baby product ads(nappies, etc). Utter shite and really annoying!!!!!! __________________ "Are bummers deaf?"

25th January 2005, 09:26 PM	#7 (permalink)
earmuffin Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: I'm there. Posts: 1,655	it's always on in cinemas before films, mhm? i don't like it much, the guys are hideous. fucking blonds. The lynx adverts, the ones with the tagline something like 'you never know when' are fantastic... but i don't know why... and nobody likes period adverts. i detest the one where the voiceover is a scottish woman, she sounds like she wants to be billy connely 'Duuuuuurin' yur PEEEEERIOD yus shild be dai'in some GEN-Tle EX-cersize' Last edited by earmuffin : 25th January 2005 at 09:26 PM. Reason: punctuationnnn

25th January 2005, 07:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
browneyedboy00 Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Kettle, Fife Posts: 872	"Look at that puff!"

25th January 2005, 07:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lyndsey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sundee Posts: 5,284	I absolutely LOVE the Brylcreem ad with ALL THE NAKED MEN!!! woooo plus, they have the yeah yeah yeah - black tongue for the background music - theyve covered it all haha Oh I also like the Heinz adverts with the salad cream and tomato sauce, someone asked me which condiment i was one time and i thot back to that advert and replied - tomato sauce coz it goes with everything lol i ment u cant eat without it but nevermind I hate adverts for tampons and always ultra - i mean come on we dont need out noses rubbed in it haha

25th January 2005, 08:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
Lyndsey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sundee Posts: 5,284	fucken right ya dont! bad enough havin to get up on them and go to work gahhh has anyone else seen the MAN advert im on about?

25th January 2005, 09:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
Rainbow_brite Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: in a nice wee place :) Posts: 3,688	i hate tampon adverts and kandoo adverts... and ones with babys arses they are perverted i like the nex lynx one and i laugh alot at the tango ones

25th January 2005, 09:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
Lyndsey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sundee Posts: 5,284	i hate that too!!! again girls dont need reminded man - we know where to go to buy them lol its not like theres major condom ads on tv is there! and bah the MAN ad is the fucken best ever ever ever ok! lol

25th January 2005, 09:31 PM	#10 (permalink)
^_mincher_^ Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Corstorphine/Dundee Posts: 1,574	The E-Sure ads should all berounded up and fired into the centre of the sun..i fecking despise them!

25th January 2005, 09:32 PM	#11 (permalink)
Tam Q Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Buckfast Triangle Posts: 180	Tampon ads should use red liquid instead of that blue stuff,if im not mistaken when hitting the fanny pad it ceases to be blue

25th January 2005, 09:39 PM	#12 (permalink)
Filthy Ritch Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Glasgay Posts: 3,788	the sanitary advert that u used to see in the cinemas all the time was fucking class.the one with the girl going along the cinema line with her ass in peoples faces.and the voice over going "you don't want to be doing this,without these...." hilarious

25th January 2005, 09:40 PM	#13 (permalink)
SuperMike! Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 3,291 Band: The A Forest. Kaput.	Classy Tam, classy! My favourite ad at the moment is the Lynx one in the supermarket. The girl in it is lovely. I don't normally watch TV so i've no idea about anything else i'm afraid.

25th January 2005, 09:46 PM	#14 (permalink)
browneyedboy00 Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Kettle, Fife Posts: 872	"when YOU had constipation this morning you had a choice" I love that advert because it tells you you get "gentle relief when you wake"...........while they show her in the shower. You can only assume thats where shes relieving herself otherwise why would they put a middleaged woman in a shower scene in a constipation advert?