new competition

ALOAD · 1st February 2005, 04:54 PM

Hello people,

I have been accused in the past of not visiting or contributing to our forum enough. I have decided that you were right and things need to change.

In the interest of generating some good chat I thought we should start a new competition (I had suggested "which Dudload member has the nicest girlfriend", It was quickly pointed out to me that this was a terrible idea for a great many reasons!

I am struggling to think of a decent competition, so lets start with this - the "who can come up with the best idea for a competition?" competition.

--FOUR PIES-- · 2nd February 2005, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALOAD

I had suggested "which Dudload member has the nicest girlfriend", It was quickly pointed out to me that this was a terrible idea for a great many reasons!

Cause mine would win hands down!!!

Having a competition to decide which competition we should do is such a cop out mr Al.

How about a who can tell the best joke competition?????

So I went into the pet shop the other day.......

ALOAD · 2nd February 2005, 12:53 PM

Obviously you think my competition is a great idea since you just entered it!

So, first entry in the "best competition competition" - Skelly with "who can tell the best joke".

carolann · 2nd February 2005, 01:51 PM

al you are such a loser. i dont think it is a good idea that you contribute.

--FOUR PIES-- · 2nd February 2005, 04:46 PM

what do i win?

how about a competition to see who can make up the best word

--FOUR PIES-- · 4th February 2005, 09:17 AM

heard one on the radio last night.........

co-inci-clism...

and a smaller version of the above is called....

a co-inci-winci-clism

I ROCK

--FOUR PIES-- · 4th February 2005, 11:28 AM

Oh i'm so fucking bored at work these days, you guys are no fun, so i'll just keep myself amused....how about this joke?

This guy goes on vacation to a tropical island. As soon as he gets off the plane, he hears drums. He thinks "Wow, this is cool" He goes to the beach, he hears the drums, he eats lunch, he hears drums, he goes to a luau, he hears drums. He TRIES to go to sleep, he hears drums. This goes on for several nights, and gets to the point where the guy can't sleep at night because of the drums. Finally, he goes down to the front desk. When he gets there, he asks the manager, "Hey! What's with these drums. Don't they ever stop? I can't get any sleep."

The manager says, "No! Drums must NEVER stop. Very bad if drums stop."

"Why?"

"When drums stop...bass solo begins."

ALOAD · 4th February 2005, 01:31 PM

Skelly, that's one of the worst jokes i have ever heard.

And wow, Carolanne you are a meanie.

I do like your word though Skelly, although you said "who could make the best word up?", is coinciminciclism not a real word?

Oh yeah, and your so wrong, Nicola would win no questions asked!

--FOUR PIES-- · 4th February 2005, 04:38 PM

well maybe we should get the dud load paddling pool out again, fill it full of mud or something and the chicks fight it out for themselves

ALOAD · 4th February 2005, 08:26 PM

Never has a finer suggestion been put forward on any website....anywhere!

CheekyMinx333 · 7th February 2005, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skelly dudload

well maybe we should get the dud load paddling pool out again, fill it full of mud or something and the chicks fight it out for themselves

Mud would be far too harsh and cold..how about Jello?

ALOAD · 7th February 2005, 01:44 PM

What's Jello? Is that some kind of Americanism? If you're on the Dudload forum you must speak like the members of Dudload (well, not Skully - then you just sound a little retarded (that's what you get for not visiting the forum Skuzmunch!))

--FOUR PIES-- · 7th February 2005, 03:20 PM

al, you worldly knowledge is terrible.......it's jelly mofo

calv' · 7th February 2005, 06:24 PM

If there's a competition, is there a cool prize?

How about a competition for who can think up the best prize.

EdLoad · 8th February 2005, 01:16 AM

oh god

another thread has quickly begun then deteriorated into rubbish even before i read the first post!

jesus christ al - 'which dudload member has the nicest girlfriend' that would've been a terrible idea... jesus christ

tell you what's mad, i got an email (in the dudload inbox) from a girl i've not spoken to for like 7 years who has never heard of dudload but somehow stumbled across our page and got back in touch! this was in october, mind you, and i only just checked the inbox... but crazy stuff

i have a competition - who can say the strangest fact? i have several contenders:

(i) butterflies have 12,000 eyes
(ii) snails can sleep for 3 years at a time
(iii) new year's day was in March until 1600 in Britain
(iv) an elephant can ejaculate with the strength to kill a small puppy

that'll do for a start

1st February 2005, 04:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
ALOAD Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 12	new competition Hello people, I have been accused in the past of not visiting or contributing to our forum enough. I have decided that you were right and things need to change. In the interest of generating some good chat I thought we should start a new competition (I had suggested "which Dudload member has the nicest girlfriend", It was quickly pointed out to me that this was a terrible idea for a great many reasons! I am struggling to think of a decent competition, so lets start with this - the "who can come up with the best idea for a competition?" competition.

7th February 2005, 03:20 PM	#13 (permalink)
--FOUR PIES-- Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The Capital!!!! Posts: 265 Band: The Awesome 'DUDLOAD'	al, you worldly knowledge is terrible.......it's jelly mofo Last edited by skelly dudload : 10th February 2005 at 12:54 AM. Reason: 'cause i'm always right!!

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calv' Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Preston Posts: 29	Competitions If there's a competition, is there a cool prize? How about a competition for who can think up the best prize.

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2nd February 2005, 12:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
ALOAD Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 12	Obviously you think my competition is a great idea since you just entered it! So, first entry in the "best competition competition" - Skelly with "who can tell the best joke".

2nd February 2005, 01:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
carolann Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 19	al you are such a loser. i dont think it is a good idea that you contribute.

2nd February 2005, 04:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
--FOUR PIES-- Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The Capital!!!! Posts: 265 Band: The Awesome 'DUDLOAD'	what do i win? how about a competition to see who can make up the best word

4th February 2005, 09:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
--FOUR PIES-- Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The Capital!!!! Posts: 265 Band: The Awesome 'DUDLOAD'	heard one on the radio last night......... co-inci-clism... and a smaller version of the above is called.... a co-inci-winci-clism I ROCK

4th February 2005, 11:28 AM	#7 (permalink)
--FOUR PIES-- Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The Capital!!!! Posts: 265 Band: The Awesome 'DUDLOAD'	Oh i'm so fucking bored at work these days, you guys are no fun, so i'll just keep myself amused....how about this joke? This guy goes on vacation to a tropical island. As soon as he gets off the plane, he hears drums. He thinks "Wow, this is cool" He goes to the beach, he hears the drums, he eats lunch, he hears drums, he goes to a luau, he hears drums. He TRIES to go to sleep, he hears drums. This goes on for several nights, and gets to the point where the guy can't sleep at night because of the drums. Finally, he goes down to the front desk. When he gets there, he asks the manager, "Hey! What's with these drums. Don't they ever stop? I can't get any sleep." The manager says, "No! Drums must NEVER stop. Very bad if drums stop." "Why?" "When drums stop...bass solo begins."

4th February 2005, 01:31 PM	#8 (permalink)
ALOAD Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 12	Skelly, that's one of the worst jokes i have ever heard. And wow, Carolanne you are a meanie. I do like your word though Skelly, although you said "who could make the best word up?", is coinciminciclism not a real word? Oh yeah, and your so wrong, Nicola would win no questions asked!

4th February 2005, 04:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
--FOUR PIES-- Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The Capital!!!! Posts: 265 Band: The Awesome 'DUDLOAD'	well maybe we should get the dud load paddling pool out again, fill it full of mud or something and the chicks fight it out for themselves

4th February 2005, 08:26 PM	#10 (permalink)
ALOAD Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 12	Never has a finer suggestion been put forward on any website....anywhere!

7th February 2005, 01:44 PM	#12 (permalink)
ALOAD Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 12	What's Jello? Is that some kind of Americanism? If you're on the Dudload forum you must speak like the members of Dudload (well, not Skully - then you just sound a little retarded (that's what you get for not visiting the forum Skuzmunch!))

8th February 2005, 01:16 AM	#15 (permalink)
EdLoad Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 31	oh god another thread has quickly begun then deteriorated into rubbish even before i read the first post! jesus christ al - 'which dudload member has the nicest girlfriend' that would've been a terrible idea... jesus christ tell you what's mad, i got an email (in the dudload inbox) from a girl i've not spoken to for like 7 years who has never heard of dudload but somehow stumbled across our page and got back in touch! this was in october, mind you, and i only just checked the inbox... but crazy stuff i have a competition - who can say the strangest fact? i have several contenders: (i) butterflies have 12,000 eyes (ii) snails can sleep for 3 years at a time (iii) new year's day was in March until 1600 in Britain (iv) an elephant can ejaculate with the strength to kill a small puppy that'll do for a start