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Old 18th February 2005, 05:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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i went into the joke shop in the town to buy fags this one time and this fuckin ned behind the counter was like "we dont serve moshers in here" and all his wee fuckin ned mates thot it was funny wot a fucker!

has this kinda thing happened to ne1 else ever?
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Old 18th February 2005, 06:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 18th February 2005, 06:05 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i went into the joke shop in the town to buy fags this one time and this fuckin ned behind the counter was like "we dont serve moshers in here" and all his wee fuckin ned mates thot it was funny wot a fucker!

has this kinda thing happened to ne1 else ever?
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Old 18th February 2005, 06:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 18th February 2005, 06:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i went into the joke shop in the town to buy fags this one time and this fuckin ned behind the counter was like "we dont serve moshers in here" and all his wee fuckin ned mates thot it was funny wot a fucker!

has this kinda thing happened to ne1 else ever?
For a start, you're 15, so i wouldn't have served you anyway.

And it was funny.

Mosher.
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Old 18th February 2005, 06:31 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 18th February 2005, 06:33 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I thought this would be about fake willies.
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Old 18th February 2005, 06:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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A joke shop sells cigarettes?

Or was it joke cigarettes you were trying to buy?

Either way, two points...

1) Why?

2) Ha.
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Old 18th February 2005, 06:46 PM   #9 (permalink)
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i went into the joke shop in the town to buy fags this one time and this fuckin ned behind the counter was like "we dont serve moshers in here" and all his wee fuckin ned mates thot it was funny wot a fucker!

has this kinda thing happened to ne1 else ever?
man, tht happns all the tim to me fukin dik likes eh?
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Old 18th February 2005, 06:49 PM   #10 (permalink)
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i went into the joke shop in the town to buy fags this one time and this fuckin ned behind the counter was like "we dont serve moshers in here" and all his wee fuckin ned mates thot it was funny wot a fucker!

has this kinda thing happened to ne1 else ever?
I hope this policy extends to more retailers.. I'll put it to my boss come Monday.
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Old 18th February 2005, 08:02 PM   #11 (permalink)
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i went into the joke shop in the town to buy fags this one time and this fuckin ned behind the counter was like "we dont serve moshers in here" and all his wee fuckin ned mates thot it was funny wot a fucker!

has this kinda thing happened to ne1 else ever?
Maybe he didn't want to serve anybody who doesn't have a basic grasp of the English language. It happens.
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Old 18th February 2005, 08:39 PM   #12 (permalink)
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i went into the joke shop in the town to buy fags this one time and this fuckin ned behind the counter was like "we dont serve moshers in here" and all his wee fuckin ned mates thot it was funny wot a fucker!

has this kinda thing happened to ne1 else ever?
Everyone knows the only people who go in that shop are..

Neds - to buy stink bombs and set them off in the Wellgate.

and

Underages buying fags.

Next time try Nethergate News.
They cater for the mosher.
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Old 18th February 2005, 08:52 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 18th February 2005, 08:57 PM   #14 (permalink)
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