Inside the mind of Findo Gask

moscow/findo · 22nd February 2005, 12:36 AM

I thought it might be nice to get the band to tell you about their day-to-day activities, just to show you young scamps that we're not all that superior.

Hey: I'm COOL.

Actually, it just struck me that I've been meaning to ask Gerard what he actually does at his work for ages, and have never got around to it.

See, I've been to the grig's workplace before, and a more sanitory place you cannot find.

But does anybody know what Gerard does?

Answer: no.

Why?

Because, between the hours of 9am and 5pm Ged is hidden away writing songs for William Shatner in a sweat shop in Methil.

Ge'd · 22nd February 2005, 12:39 AM

I make dull spanners shiny.

moscow/findo · 22nd February 2005, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ge'd

I make dull spanners shiny.

Paid for wanking?

In my Top 10 ideal jobs, even for a slaves wage.

Ge'd · 22nd February 2005, 12:48 AM

So what do you do, Michael?

grigorip · 22nd February 2005, 12:54 AM

i get paid roughly £2.10 for each wank

that includes aquiring a big friend and cleaning up

Ge'd · 22nd February 2005, 12:56 AM

This thread is the King of Kitsch.

moscow/findo · 22nd February 2005, 01:01 AM

My job?

I live in the stressful world of the business... world.

Each day I make decisions that affect many people.............

Each day I make decisions of no real importance..........

Each day I am told to do things of no real importance..........

Each day I sit in a basement and make things out of card.

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moscow/findo Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Glasgow Posts: 463	Inside the mind of Findo Gask I thought it might be nice to get the band to tell you about their day-to-day activities, just to show you young scamps that we're not all that superior. Hey: I'm COOL. Actually, it just struck me that I've been meaning to ask Gerard what he actually does at his work for ages, and have never got around to it. See, I've been to the grig's workplace before, and a more sanitory place you cannot find. But does anybody know what Gerard does? Answer: no. Why? Because, between the hours of 9am and 5pm Ged is hidden away writing songs for William Shatner in a sweat shop in Methil.

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22nd February 2005, 12:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ge'd obviouslyshesouttamyleag Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Leven, Fife. Posts: 4,646	I make dull spanners shiny.

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moscow/findo Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Glasgow Posts: 463	My job? I live in the stressful world of the business... world. Each day I make decisions that affect many people............. Each day I make decisions of no real importance.......... Each day I am told to do things of no real importance.......... Each day I sit in a basement and make things out of card.