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Old 22nd February 2005, 01:01 AM   #1 (permalink)
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How many Michaels does it take to 'Michael' Michael?
Well?
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Old 22nd February 2005, 01:07 AM   #2 (permalink)
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eh...

How many Greg/Michael/Ged/'s does it take to change a lightbulb?

best answer wins a shiny prize at our next gig.

honest. I'll buy the winner a shiny drink or something.

we don't have enough competitions on this forum.

closing date will be 1/03/05,

so you will all have the weekend to think of amusing things while I am away.

hahaha

seriously
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Old 22nd February 2005, 01:09 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Get the fuck off my thread.

The answer is three Michaels.

One Michael to 'Michael' Michael & two Michaels to also 'Michael' Michael.
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Old 22nd February 2005, 01:09 AM   #4 (permalink)
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How many Greg/Michael/Ged/'s does it take to change a lightbulb?
SIX.
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Old 22nd February 2005, 01:10 AM   #5 (permalink)
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with a witty answer to go with it?

come on.

I go bed sleep maintenant.
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Old 22nd February 2005, 01:17 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 23rd February 2005, 01:04 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 3rd March 2005, 01:43 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Q: HOW MANY LESBIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?




A: GENERALLY ONE, UNLESS THE ONE WHO IS CHANGING IT NEEDS SUPPORT FOR HOLDING THE LADDER.


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Q: WHAT DO LESBIANS EAT FOR BREAKFAST?




A: BREAKFAST.

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Q: HOW MANY FIVE FOOT TALL LESBIANS STANDING ON EACH OTHERS HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE A FIFTY FOOT TALL TOWER OF LESBAINS?




A: TEN.






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Old 3rd March 2005, 01:47 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Q: HOW MANY ASIAN LESBIANS DOES IT TAKE TO FORM TWO BRITISH STANDARD REGULATION FOOTBALL TEAMS ?




A: TWENTY TWO.











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Old 3rd March 2005, 02:16 AM   #10 (permalink)
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i think i've brushed my gerard three or four times today
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Old 3rd March 2005, 02:34 AM   #11 (permalink)
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man, that sounds much sleazier than i thought it would
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Old 3rd March 2005, 07:39 PM   #12 (permalink)
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no prizes for anyone
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Old 7th March 2005, 06:09 PM   #13 (permalink)
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In "real life" i am called Michael.

Do i get a prize for this?
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Old 7th March 2005, 09:19 PM   #14 (permalink)
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yes.

but it will be small and valueless.

Or maybe we could exchange gifts?
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