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Old 24th February 2005, 12:10 AM   #16 (permalink)
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girl: i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
guy: Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.
hmm I read this on bash.org too... fishy, eh?
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Old 24th February 2005, 12:12 AM   #17 (permalink)
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so, i never said it was anyone i know.
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Old 24th February 2005, 01:33 AM   #18 (permalink)
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in a club in edinburgh:

(my friend kirsty comes over accompanied by a good looking blonde girl)

kirsty "ritchie,look look i found a gorgeous blonde for you"

(girl looks at me grining)

me: "where?"







almost got me a slap that one
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Old 25th February 2005, 07:26 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I was watching the news with my mum and something about the pope came on.
He was standing on a balcony waving with some children behind him.

Me - Whos kids are they?
Mum - The Popes.
Me - They're a bit young.
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Old 25th February 2005, 07:34 PM   #20 (permalink)
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me- *reading from newspaper*" and judge justice kennedy's summary....@

nicola " hahaha... hum.. haha...thats quite funny isn't it..."

me- " um, no nicola. I dont see it..."

nicola " what are the chances of a judge being called justice?"
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Old 25th February 2005, 07:38 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Just thought of another one. We have family friends and at this time their youngest daughter was 5. They had just sat down for dinner.

nb- the girl spoke v. quickly.

girl "where ma fork n knife?"

mum drops plate.
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Old 25th February 2005, 07:46 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Walking home night before geography s. grade. Rebelius sober, me fucked on whisky which id never drank before.

Rebelius: There's a dead bird on the road man, look.
Me: Awh, fcuuck man, kee-me away from it, ill jist eat it.
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Old 25th February 2005, 08:07 PM   #23 (permalink)
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hahahaha, "Rebelius sober"... "sober-er" maybe

you actually thought you'd eat it too.
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Old 25th February 2005, 08:16 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I actually thought it was beyond my control.
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Old 25th February 2005, 08:56 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Me to a baker : "How much are the 10 pence pies?"
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Old 25th February 2005, 09:26 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Me to a baker : "How much are the 10 pence pies?"

10 pence? where they really small....?
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Old 25th February 2005, 09:35 PM   #27 (permalink)
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where they really small....?

in the baker's
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Old 25th February 2005, 09:39 PM   #28 (permalink)
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oh, good one geek man.



i always get mixed up with were and where and there and their and all of them...... grumble...
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Old 25th February 2005, 09:42 PM   #29 (permalink)
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they'res alllways thyme to learn and their's no thyme like the preasant!
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