funny convos - Page 3

gord · 26th February 2005, 12:25 AM

Me: Imagine if we'd never met... our lives would have gone in totally different directions
Mike: Yeah, I'd have probably gone to uni
Me: Yeah, me too.

The Pumpkin · 26th February 2005, 12:29 AM

i was sitting in the union with william and stu when the dolly parten song 'working 9-5' came on.

william: Who's this? No Doubt?
stu:....
me: Its Dolly Parten man

gord · 26th February 2005, 12:32 AM

while struggling to roll a cigarette because she'd just washed her hands, my friend Cat came out with "wouldn't it be so much easier if you got like, pre-rolled cigarettes?"

thomasjmaccoll · 26th February 2005, 02:09 AM

these are all great.

the best one i can think of is: me and my friend andrew were on holiday on whitby, we said we'd cook a meal for everyone who was there, so we got a little wasted, then went shopping.

in butcher's
andrew: erm... can i have 3lb of lamb fillet please?
*pause*
butcher:no.
me:*giggle*

All_in_black · 26th February 2005, 02:27 AM

I didnt get that one

All_in_black · 26th February 2005, 02:32 AM

Oh, i thought of a funny conversation!

Okay, so me and my friend matthew were told by craig that we had to go to some lady's house and sell her weed. So we showed up, i was fucked on gin id stolen and she took us to her garage. We sold her weed and she let us stick around and have a couple joints with her. It was like 1am and we had to get back to our friends so we're like "okay, we'd better go.......

Her: dont leave
Matthew: we really have to
Her: Well, as long as your friend stays (puts her hand on my shoulder) that'd be nice
Me (whispering to matthew): tell her no
Matthew: no

I was shit-scared at the time. She was fat and her son was in our year at school. She was like 45. Anyway, looking back it was class. I was wasted. Those were the days.

kaleidoscope · 26th February 2005, 11:40 AM

This was about 45 minutes ago. sitting in the kitchen at school.
me- Right, i have english now, so i better go.
nicola- have you got any silver lipstick?
me- umm... no....
nicola- so you are going to leave me here to cut out stars on my own?
me- umm....umm....it seems so....

I really have to go find out what she was on about......

kaleidoscope · 26th February 2005, 11:43 AM

thought of another one- my friend tyler got suspended and we didnt know if he would come back. he arrived back last night.

me- ARGHSHJGTYFJK TYLER! your baccccck!

Tyler- yeah..... umm... yeah..

me- how did you get on at home?

Tyler- well, i did some thinking actualy...

me- really? and your conclusion?

Tyler- If god was a bum for a day, he would be me.

Filthy Ritch · 26th February 2005, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Pumpkin

i was sitting in the union with william and stu when the dolly parten song 'working 9-5' came on.

william: Who's this? No Doubt?
stu:....
me: Its Dolly Parten man

hahahaha.gotta take the piss out of william for that one

*Lyndsey* · 26th February 2005, 05:46 PM

me n nad went to londo (gah) one nite and were walkin along the road with randoms pissed,chattin about the nite :

me - ye ye i love all the r&b music its great

random boy - yes its great how u can move well to it
me - YEAH! u know what! i shouldnt be white i should be grinding!

um i meant to say i wish i could dance as well as black people can to r&b and this mishap came out instead fucken twat!

also -
drunk old man - whooo check the legs on u! whaur u get em fae?
me - a shop

GREAT COMEBACK!

also

ugly mink we went to school with in yellow jacket - arite sexy
nadia - if i wasnt wearing yellow id call u a canary!

lalalaaa

elliott · 26th February 2005, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by confessions

me n nad went to londo (gah) one nite and were walkin along the road with randoms pissed,chattin about the nite :

me - ye ye i love all the r&b music its great

random boy - yes its great how u can move well to it
me - YEAH! u know what! i shouldnt be white i should be grinding!

um i meant to say i wish i could dance as well as black people can to r&b and this mishap came out instead fucken twat!

also -
drunk old man - whooo check the legs on u! whaur u get em fae?
me - a shop

GREAT COMEBACK!

also

ugly mink we went to school with in yellow jacket - arite sexy
nadia - if i wasnt wearing yellow id call u a canary!

lalalaaa

my head hurts...

gord · 26th February 2005, 09:16 PM

another classic i remembered today...

when talking to Mike about playing Subbuteo with my dad when i was wee, i said:

"Yeah, my dad used to just lie down and let me and my brother hump him"

xglitter-me-upx · 26th February 2005, 10:46 PM

We were on a family outing once in my grandads car, and there was this car in front of us for ages...
So I said to my grandad..
"Tell that man to stop following us!"

thomasjmaccoll · 26th February 2005, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gord

another classic i remembered today...

when talking to Mike about playing Subbuteo with my dad when i was wee, i said:

"Yeah, my dad used to just lie down and let me and my brother hump him"

HAHahehea

26th February 2005, 12:25 AM	#31 (permalink)
gord of the rings Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,728	Me: Imagine if we'd never met... our lives would have gone in totally different directions Mike: Yeah, I'd have probably gone to uni Me: Yeah, me too.

26th February 2005, 12:29 AM	#32 (permalink)
The Pumpkin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: id like to be in Camden Town Posts: 3,325 Band: Spengler	i was sitting in the union with william and stu when the dolly parten song 'working 9-5' came on. william: Who's this? No Doubt? stu:.... me: Its Dolly Parten man

26th February 2005, 12:32 AM	#33 (permalink)
gord of the rings Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,728	while struggling to roll a cigarette because she'd just washed her hands, my friend Cat came out with "wouldn't it be so much easier if you got like, pre-rolled cigarettes?"

26th February 2005, 02:09 AM	#34 (permalink)
thomasjmaccoll Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 47 millbank, cupar, fife Posts: 1,109	these are all great. the best one i can think of is: me and my friend andrew were on holiday on whitby, we said we'd cook a meal for everyone who was there, so we got a little wasted, then went shopping. in butcher's andrew: erm... can i have 3lb of lamb fillet please? pause butcher:no. me:giggle

26th February 2005, 02:27 AM	#35 (permalink)
All_in_black Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kirriemuir Posts: 1,873	I didnt get that one

26th February 2005, 02:32 AM	#36 (permalink)
All_in_black Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kirriemuir Posts: 1,873	Oh, i thought of a funny conversation! Okay, so me and my friend matthew were told by craig that we had to go to some lady's house and sell her weed. So we showed up, i was fucked on gin id stolen and she took us to her garage. We sold her weed and she let us stick around and have a couple joints with her. It was like 1am and we had to get back to our friends so we're like "okay, we'd better go....... Her: dont leave Matthew: we really have to Her: Well, as long as your friend stays (puts her hand on my shoulder) that'd be nice Me (whispering to matthew): tell her no Matthew: no I was shit-scared at the time. She was fat and her son was in our year at school. She was like 45. Anyway, looking back it was class. I was wasted. Those were the days.

26th February 2005, 11:40 AM	#37 (permalink)
kaleidoscope Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: GLASGLOW Posts: 1,346	This was about 45 minutes ago. sitting in the kitchen at school. me- Right, i have english now, so i better go. nicola- have you got any silver lipstick? me- umm... no.... nicola- so you are going to leave me here to cut out stars on my own? me- umm....umm....it seems so.... I really have to go find out what she was on about......

26th February 2005, 11:43 AM	#38 (permalink)
kaleidoscope Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: GLASGLOW Posts: 1,346	thought of another one- my friend tyler got suspended and we didnt know if he would come back. he arrived back last night. me- ARGHSHJGTYFJK TYLER! your baccccck! Tyler- yeah..... umm... yeah.. me- how did you get on at home? Tyler- well, i did some thinking actualy... me- really? and your conclusion? Tyler- If god was a bum for a day, he would be me.

26th February 2005, 05:46 PM	#40 (permalink)
Lyndsey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sundee Posts: 5,284	me n nad went to londo (gah) one nite and were walkin along the road with randoms pissed,chattin about the nite : me - ye ye i love all the r&b music its great random boy - yes its great how u can move well to it me - YEAH! u know what! i shouldnt be white i should be grinding! um i meant to say i wish i could dance as well as black people can to r&b and this mishap came out instead fucken twat! also - drunk old man - whooo check the legs on u! whaur u get em fae? me - a shop GREAT COMEBACK! also ugly mink we went to school with in yellow jacket - arite sexy nadia - if i wasnt wearing yellow id call u a canary! lalalaaa

26th February 2005, 09:16 PM	#42 (permalink)
gord of the rings Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,728	another classic i remembered today... when talking to Mike about playing Subbuteo with my dad when i was wee, i said: "Yeah, my dad used to just lie down and let me and my brother hump him"

26th February 2005, 10:46 PM	#43 (permalink)
xglitter-me-upx [discothèque] Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,383	We were on a family outing once in my grandads car, and there was this car in front of us for ages... So I said to my grandad.. "Tell that man to stop following us!"