funny convos

[kj]

Walking home from the Union a few weeks back

KJ: i'll just get a taxi down Perth Road. I'll see ya later man
Baz: I'll see you down to the Taxi
KJ: Why? you just live up the road that way?
Baz: Yeh, but you might get jumped.
KJ: So might you.
Baz: I'd rather i get jumped than you get jumped
KJ: *laughs*
Baz: Some friend you are.

On the way up to Aberdeen

Baz: I'm a Vegan
KJ: Shut up, you had a steak bake on the way up

[All_in_black]

On the way back from union:

Matt: Alan man! Look at the flies!
Alan: They're birds Matthew.

Stoned outside school last summer:

Alan: Some are big.
Craig: Some are small.
Alan: Some are round.
Craig: Some are square.
Alan: Some are short.
Craig: Some are tall.
Alan: Some are bleh.
Craig: Some are snuh.
Alan: Some er creck.
Craig: Sum or treh.
Alan: Summa ken.
Craig: Sudat rab.
Alan: Carson frag.
Craig: Schnolty dod.
Alan and Craig: *hysterical doped-up laughter*


^^^^That actually happened, except the 'some are' part lasted about 5 mins. I forget what 'some' actually was.

[earmuffin]

when I was walking towards my house with brillowise;

*normal conversation*
-*FIRE ENGINE BLEEPS*-
me; *gasp* 'UH, WELL...'

I thought it was speaking to me

[evilheartedyou]

for what reason did you think that a fire engine was talking to you? I don't get it :S

[Jeebus]

Standing outside the Olympia

My Mate: Aw look at the wee dog.
Me: Jesus Christ Danny, it's a fucking seagull.

Also same guy after passing a Big Issue seller:

"Wow, he looks homeless himself"
"...."

[evilheartedyou]

your friend's a bit "special" isn't he?

there's a big issue seller who has 2 crutches outside sainsbury's where buchanan galleries is in glasgow, saw a guy jump him once :S lots of other people ran to help tho

[RussellOrGoose]

I have funny conversations all the time but can never remember them

[Lazzaro]

me and this woman val in my work ...

me: so you got a 1 o'clock lunch today then ?
val: yeah
me: what time's that at then ?

[RussellOrGoose]

I've been asked by a tourist when I was in Edinburgh.
"what time is the 1 o'clock gun?"

that's a thinker.

[Hat Of Cheese]

jed: i put the 'man' in 'mandible'!
me: do you really? what's a mandible?
jed: isn't it those things bugs eat with?
me: i think so but i honestly couldn't say it for sure.
jed: well i don't know if i put the man in mandible at all then.

me and him always have very meaningful conversations.

also:

me: steven looks like a stoned monkey, doesn't he?
james: yes
liam: yeah
stephanie: yeah
gordon: yep
grant: yep
jed: yeah

that was also a meaningful conversation, as you can obviously tell... any conversation comparing neds to stoned monkeys must be meaningful.

[kj]

Originally Posted by Hat Of Cheese

me: steven looks like a stoned monkey, doesn't he?
james: yes
liam: yeah
stephanie: yeah
gordon: yep
grant: yep
jed: yeah

that was also a meaningful conversation, as you can obviously tell... any conversation comparing neds to stoned monkeys must be meaningful.

That one made me laugh out the loudest

[Going Gone]

Originally Posted by RussellOrGoose

I've been asked by a tourist when I was in Edinburgh.
"what time is the 1 o'clock gun?"

that's a thinker.

That's the kind of thing I'd say to someone for a joke. Was he/she being serious?

[Craig_Equilibrium]

Originally Posted by Jeebus

Standing outside the Olympia

My Mate: Aw look at the wee dog.
Me: Jesus Christ Danny, it's a fucking seagull.

fuckin amazing! i laughed so much at that

[Rebelius]

girl: i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
guy: Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.