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Old 9th March 2005, 07:28 PM   #16 (permalink)
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do you talk about anything apart from your ex?
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Old 9th March 2005, 08:13 PM   #17 (permalink)
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see im confused coz i dont know which one of you wrote that...
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Old 9th March 2005, 08:48 PM   #18 (permalink)
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what's the best thing about twenty six year olds?
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there's twenty of them
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Old 9th March 2005, 08:52 PM   #19 (permalink)
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have u heard about when micheal jackson took his children to america?
apparently he was going to Tampa with the kids...


lame, i know!!!
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Old 9th March 2005, 08:58 PM   #20 (permalink)
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What's red and has more brains than the baby you just shot?

The wall behind it
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How do you fuck an ugly woman?

Jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?

You can't fuck a rock.
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Old 9th March 2005, 09:00 PM   #21 (permalink)
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how many dead kittens does it take to choke a person




three

ermmm aye
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Old 9th March 2005, 09:07 PM   #22 (permalink)
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while we're on dead baby jokes:

what's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

you can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
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Old 9th March 2005, 09:09 PM   #23 (permalink)
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what's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a BMW in my garage.
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Old 9th March 2005, 09:39 PM   #24 (permalink)
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don't worry, you're an idiot.
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Old 9th March 2005, 09:40 PM   #25 (permalink)
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cumming from ...can i smoke a banana skin and get high

luv ya rele
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can you really smoke nanas then? ooooo
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can you really smoke nanas then? ooooo

can i give u bad rep for saying that hehe kidding
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im in awe man, fucking AWE lol

hey wana come round and smoke my bananas then? i just got a bunch from asdas....they WERE meant for my lunch but fuck it!!!
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im in awe man, fucking AWE lol

hey wana come round and smoke my bananas then? i just got a bunch from asdas....they WERE meant for my lunch but fuck it!!!

hardcore!!

ur sooo kool
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im not trying to be cool!!!

dude....i just wana get hiiiiiiigh
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