Irish file sharing

[alien_syndm]

NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"

[alien_syndm]

Sorry if these have been posted before but some of them are rather amusing, might as well recycle them again(you may need to have used IRC to appreciate a coupld of them)....

<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/


<studdud> what the fuck is wtf


<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense

<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded?


<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.

JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care?
Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob.
JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up
Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.

Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable

<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome
MaroonSand: no its not dude

<MortalKombat> stfu mat|t u cu.nt
* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*
<@Acaila> FINISH HIM
<mat|t> rofl
<MortalKombat> omg wtf man
* MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)
<@Acaila> FATALITY!

[Going Gone]

Originally Posted by alien_syndm

<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

Haha

[Wondah Vocal]

did you just find bash or something?

[Jeebus]

Originally Posted by Wondah Vocal

did you just find bash or something?

This thread takes place five years ago, didn't you get the memo?

[Wondah Vocal]

no time to read your post jeebus, just found this SICK SITE called ROTTEN.COM you guys should check it out SOME SICK SHIT THERE!

[Going Gone]

Originally Posted by Wondah Vocal

no time to read your post jeebus, just found this SICK SITE called ROTTEN.COM you guys should check it out SOME SICK SHIT THERE!

LOLZ, MES LIKE YOU!

[Reviews101]

Originally Posted by Wondah Vocal

no time to read your post jeebus, just found this SICK SITE called ROTTEN.COM you guys should check it out SOME SICK SHIT THERE!

thats like 27537360987869750 years old....get wit the times....

wots the other RELE sick one ..worse than tht

ogarish.com ? or sumhing

[Wondah Vocal]

Originally Posted by Reviews101

thats like 27537360987869750 years old....get wit the times....

wots the other RELE sick one ..worse than tht

ogarish.com ? or sumhing

If there was a Nobel Prize for utter stupidity, you'd probably get lost on your way to collect it.

[Going Gone]

Originally Posted by Wondah Vocal

If there was a Nobel Prize for utter stupidity, you'd probably get lost on your way to collect it.

Haha, You were never normally this funny. But that makes me think you are Scott

[alien_syndm]

Sorry if these have been posted before but some of them are rather amusing,

Did you all not read that part ? I was quite well aware they've probably been posted before, does that mean every single person on this notice board will have read them ? No. Jokes like that are recycled on boards over and over again, it's not the first time it happened, it won't be the last.
If I were pedantic I would now look through all your posts and point out every time you said something unoriginal. However I think it take too much time as I would have alot of pointing to do.

[Reviews101]

Originally Posted by Wondah Vocal

If there was a Nobel Prize for utter stupidity, you'd probably get lost on your way to collect it.

i think i luv u

[Wondah Vocal]

Originally Posted by alien_syndm

Did you all not read that part ? I was quite well aware they've probably been posted before, does that mean every single person on this notice board will have read them ? No. Jokes like that are recycled on boards over and over again, it's not the first time it happened, it won't be the last.
If I were pedantic I would now look through all your posts and point out every time you said something unoriginal. However I think it take too much time as I would have alot of pointing to do.

the very fact i made the crack about it is unoriginal to the MAX, so you wouldn't have to look very far

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[*Lyndsey*]

so was the guy irish then?